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G40st
10-20-2007, 06:56 PM
Some friends of mine are arguing over who would win if Chuck Norris and Conan The Barbarian decided to fight one out.
And im just curious and i want to know your opinion.

Who would win in a 1v1 fight? Chuck or Conan?
magnet
10-20-2007, 07:01 PM
Come on, Chuck Norris would one shot Conan! :biggrin:
ArcticWolf
10-20-2007, 07:21 PM
It's widely know that Chuck Norris can pwn every living creature on Earth, except the Spetsnaz. God and Bruce Lee are not considered living creatures because they have transcended to a higher state.



xD
Myxir
10-20-2007, 08:17 PM
Chuck Norris. Who else?
Chuck Norris has no beard. It only hides another fist.
Smiley2k7
10-20-2007, 08:20 PM
Lol... First one to vote for Conan! W00T! Does any kind of weapons will be used in this fight perhaps? :lol:
Myxir
10-20-2007, 08:25 PM
Neo evades bullets. Pah, Bullets evade Chuck Norris.
NightTwix
10-20-2007, 08:28 PM
Conan!

cause Chuck Norris is an old fart (he lost against Bruce Lee too)
And Conan knows the secret of the steel!
ArcticWolf
10-20-2007, 08:32 PM
Conan!

cause Chuck Norris is an old fart (he lost against Bruce Lee too)
And Conan knows the secret of the steel!


But Conan would lose on a PvP against Chuck Norris. Anyway, the only one who can pwn Chuck is Bruce Lee... We all know about the mighty battle they held and which Lee won, hence he's the only one who can call Norris "Chick".
makarios68
10-20-2007, 08:39 PM
Have you forgotton that Conan can knock out a camel with one punch?

There's really no contest.
Comp
10-20-2007, 08:42 PM
The Chuck Baby!! Remember!

**There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
G40st
10-20-2007, 09:15 PM
Yeah, chuck is gonna kick conans ass bigtime and the last thing that will go through conans head will be chucks foot :D


"Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands, it is now known as the islands" ;)
Boger
10-20-2007, 09:52 PM
Yeah, chuck is gonna kick conans ass bigtime and the last thing that will go through conans head will be chucks foot :D


"Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands, it is now known as the islands" ;)

You get your ass ingame, not post on the forum you you... Hollow joint!
Pizdzius
10-20-2007, 10:00 PM
badger would win. Psh.
Envy
10-20-2007, 10:08 PM
Chuck in one roundhouse.

His tears have been said to cure cancer, it's a shame he never cries.
Valorius
10-20-2007, 10:39 PM
Chuck Norris, without question. Everyone knows that Chuck is the unquestioned leader of badassedness.

Frankly, i would fear Chuck coming to my city and killing every living thing just for posing such a question. ;)
Angelwinged_Devil
10-20-2007, 10:53 PM
chuck norris will stare you to death. And if you survive that he'll do his finest and most lethal weapon of em' all. The ROUNDHOUSEKICK WHAAAAA. PWNED
G40st
10-21-2007, 07:10 AM
You get your ass ingame, not post on the forum you you... Hollow joint!


One day i will return bog, one day. When is a question of when i think the game kicks ass again but i still miss all you guys :ohill:

"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death."
amade
10-21-2007, 07:54 AM
After reading all this I'm tempted to start a char called Chuck Norris :P

But I shall resist the temptation...
ArcticWolf
10-21-2007, 07:34 PM
A month ago I saw somebody in the street walking with a dog and HE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE CHUCK! I was in a car, so I stopped and shouted to him "I can't believe it, you're Chuck Norris!". The only thing he did was laugh.
MAXDDARK
10-23-2007, 04:51 PM
If Bruce Lee was still alive he would kick the crap out of everyone.
But I can settle with Jet Lee.

Conan is too big and slow, one kick in the nuts and he falls down like a tree.
backe
10-23-2007, 06:21 PM
chuck norris FTW!

remember, chuck norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down!
ByteMe
10-23-2007, 08:33 PM
Chuck would use a gun... Walker Texas Ranger...
misaccc
10-23-2007, 09:10 PM
man isnt this lame every1 knows chuck kicks everything alive and dead half-dead so on so on:p
Nodalor
10-24-2007, 12:46 AM
Arnie is accepting an award for winning the world weightlifting championships and bellows out "I am the buffest man alive!!!!". Chuck Norris who had been hanging from the rafters for three hours yells "Blasphemy!!" and roundhouse kicks him in mid-air while falling 400 feet from the ceiling.:metal:
makarios68
10-24-2007, 02:13 AM
Conan is too big and slow, one kick in the nuts and he falls down like a tree.

Trees have nuts? :biggrin:
ArcticWolf
10-24-2007, 03:23 AM
Trees have nuts? :biggrin:

Oh, my... Check the wiki first: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nut_Tree
makarios68
10-24-2007, 10:41 AM
Oh, my... Check the wiki first: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nut_Tree

LOL - ok, i'll rephrase: "trees have bollocks?" ;)
ArcticWolf
10-24-2007, 11:04 PM
LOL - ok, i'll rephrase: "trees have bollocks?" ;)

Don't you want me to photoshop a picture?
Ale_1987
10-25-2007, 12:54 AM
chuck norris owns
mann2411
10-25-2007, 08:35 AM
Have you forgotton that Conan can knock out a camel with one punch?

There's really no contest.
ooooooooooo a camel well done conan clap clap screw that the inventor of karate can stop a charging bull with a reverse punch
ps roundhouse kicks hurt like hell i got hit with one in the face hurts
pescaupintau
10-25-2007, 05:14 PM
Jack Bauer :cuac:
muunleit
10-25-2007, 05:21 PM
Chuck Norris would win only one roundhousekick