Rofl

[Angelwinged_Devil]

omg, I'm currently looking for a disclaimer cause this is just too stupid to be true, unfortunately it seems like it is until now

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=125&page=1

but try to see if you are a "goth" as they define it :p. I bet most people are.

[daflear]

omg yeah rofl, xD

28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature.
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.

muahaha

[ArcticWolf]

1-Frequently wears black clothing.
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
14-Complains of boredom.
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16-Is excessively awake during the night.
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
19-Spends large amounts of time alone.
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature.
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
32-Expresses an interest in sex.


I DO have an excuse:

My suits are black and blue. Do they count?
Programmers are eccentrical.
Bible: got tired of reading it, I'm going to a catholic school... And it is a torture. They made me realize that religion is nonsense.
I'm bored, so I come to the forums.
Sleeps too little: the day should have 48 hours, I have an incredible amount of things to do.
My ISP service goes faster on night...
...And because of that, I can't tolerate sun radiation (sunlight).
People bother me when I want to work in peace.
Again, privacy makes you be alone.
Ok, you win... I enjoy killing pixels.
...Do I have to say anything about this? I'm studying IT.
I'm a human, not a friggin' machine!

[Angelwinged_Devil]

I think most people in here are goths according to this list XD

[ArcticWolf]

I think most people in here are goths according to this list XD

Most? I bet everyone is acording to this list.

Ok, bye, gotta go to the mass on the school... (I'm being serious here, see you, and hope the holy water won't burn me too much)

[Angelwinged_Devil]

ok xeph, don't create a mass murder :p. I have been fighting the urge to for some time now

[Pizdzius]

this is so old...

[theotherhiveking]

I DO have an excuse:

My suits are black and blue. Do they count?
Programmers are eccentrical.
Bible: got tired of reading it, I'm going to a catholic school... And it is a torture. They made me realize that religion is nonsense.
I'm bored, so I come to the forums.
Sleeps too little: the day should have 48 hours, I have an incredible amount of things to do.
My ISP service goes faster on night...
...And because of that, I can't tolerate sun radiation (sunlight).
People bother me when I want to work in peace.
Again, privacy makes you be alone.
Ok, you win... I enjoy killing pixels.
...Do I have to say anything about this? I'm studying IT.
I'm a human, not a friggin' machine!



my life and your life are very similar.

[theotherhiveking]

Now i see how stupid people can be....

Also the major part of goths are christian... +100 to stupidity

I'm goth and i dont wear black cloths, no tatoos, no piercings, i dont hail satan and i dont like much the goth music... the heavier the better(well draconian rocks.)

they call it the lord....


lord...-----

lord...


LORD!


MWAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA:clapclap:

[Bully]

Well, I think I did ok on that one. There are a total of 5 items on that list that do not apply to me. :angel1: If anyone wants to buy my Marilyn Manson cd's I can make it 6. :sifflote: I can't believe I fit their description of a Goth. I'm about as far from Goth as you can possibly get. And for the record I have no problems with Goths or anyone else who expresses individuality. When I was a teenager, about 492BC, we had to deal with Tipper Gore and her lunacy regarding record labels. I listened to all the music that she said was going to destroy my life and I turned out almost normal. :metal: Don't let 'em get you down, someone will always be looking for someone else they can bully around. No pun intended. The best thing you can do is push back. I read through a few pages of the forum and then made a post. Then I had to leave because there were 181 pages and I'd be typing all day.

[Pizdzius]

Just let it be.

And call little goth killers. :metal:

[NightTwix]

37-Claims to be a goth.
:huh: now who could have thought of that?


well, all i can say is that i rather want my kids to be goths than those insane christians or creationists or whatever they are

[theotherhiveking]

:huh: now who could have thought of that?


well, all i can say is that i rather want my kids to be goths than those insane christians or creationists or whatever they are

yeah, you dont want a kid like me (?) JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJA


too much idiot per square pixel (?)

:cuac:

[ArcticWolf]

ok xeph, don't create a mass murder :p. I have been fighting the urge to for some time now

Ok, I'm back... After the mass I went to the house of a girl to eat chinese food and play Wii. We talked about budism.





PS: Really.

[misaccc]

If im a goth then twix is a talking banana and i really hope hes not;)

[-Edge-]

well, all i can say is that i rather want my kids to be goths than those insane christians or creationists or whatever they are

After looking at that I can tell you right now those people are not Christians, they are insanisits, that is not Christianity, im going on there now to post something :p

[Pizdzius]

Ok, I'm back... After the mass I went to the house of a girl to eat chinese food and play Wii. We talked about budism.





PS: Really.

...



Marry me.

[Angelwinged_Devil]

to tell it to you all it's a parody site ;)

[-Edge-]

well it offended me, they call themsleves Chistians lol, they are fighting themselves them. Come AwD, let us spam and destroy their heretic thread :)

[misaccc]

ROLF?:biggrin:

[ArcticWolf]

...
Marry me.

Wait... If you ever come to Argentina we should go night-hunting for women, and then you could ask THEM to marry you. Anyway, let's be friends :P

[Angelwinged_Devil]

it'll just get deleted :( I did a joke about how the "look here noobs" author had 666 posts and lost 40 points or something.

[-Edge-]

lol go ahead and laugh, but im a Catholic, and I stand to my beliefs, tho im not some crazy religious freak like they are.

[Angelwinged_Devil]

edge, it's a parody site and not real :p no one is moronic enough to write this, look on wikipedia if you do not believe me

[Godofsilver]

1-Frequently wears black clothing - - - - My HAIR is black :p

4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols - - - - GodofSILVER! SILVER!!!!!

8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports - - - - Sports, check... the rest is boring :biggrin:

14-Complains of boredom - - - - It happens :angel1:

15-Sleeps too excessively or too little - - - - I'm a growing teenager! SLEEP!

19-Spends large amounts of time alone - - - - Hey Mom, care to play Regnum with me? Mom: No thanks!

20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) - - - - <sarcasm>Yeaaa... I do THAT all the time</sarcasm>

21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult - - - - PRIVACY!

22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this - - - - teachers are boring (minus a few good ones :thumb_up:, same with the other ones)

23-Misbehaves at school - - - - IT'S BORING!!

27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) - - - - OMG TELEVISION IS EVIL!!!

28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature - - - - They're fun, and my friends play them =]

29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer - - - - see 28.

32-Expresses an interest in sex - - - - I'm 16. Enough said.

[Angelwinged_Devil]

my signature in there started out with being "I love food <3" now it's "I like jesus"

[-Edge-]

what a bunch of bastards, I can't belive I wasted my time on there.

[theotherhiveking]

i wonder what would happen if i said that im a lavey's church of satan follower >.<

get insta banned (?)

:cuac:

the ultimate joke:

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/3758/pantallazo5xk4.png

>.<

[misaccc]

i wonder what would happen if i said that im a lavey's church of satan follower >.<

get insta banned (?)

:cuac:

the ultimate joke:

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/3758/pantallazo5xk4.png

>.<

OMG LOL hahahahaha XD

[theotherhiveking]

OMG LOL hahahahaha XD

false cults and religions : catholics (?) WHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

[-Edge-]

lol they are quite mouthy for people suppossed to be holy, they are like living in aincient times of heresy and witchcraft. Where is the love and compassion people ??:biggrin:

[theotherhiveking]

lol they are quite mouthy for people suppossed to be holy, they are like living in aincient times of heresy and witchcraft. Where is the love and compassion people ??:biggrin:

dunno, is funny, but very sad...

[Angelwinged_Devil]

edge read what I write, it's a parody it's not real what they are writing, it's a bunch of crap >_<

[theotherhiveking]

edge, it's a parody site and not real :p no one is moronic enough to write this, look on wikipedia if you do not believe me


post a liiiink

[Angelwinged_Devil]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
if that's not enough
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html

[ArcticWolf]

lol they are quite mouthy for people suppossed to be holy, they are like living in aincient times of heresy and witchcraft. Where is the love and compassion people ??:biggrin:

We still live on those ancient times... Could you explain me how a priest said me I was being tempted by the evil because I'm left handed? O.o

[Godofsilver]

I have joined the fray, see you all later :p

[Godofsilver]

Guys... I'm about to die laughing...

You have been banned for the following reason:
No reasons was specified.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never

Oh, wait, HERE's the reason (after getting on the other computer and looking at my thread)

We do not allow 16 year old gothtards to post on God's favourite forum

It's just embarassing to them... they don't even know :p
/me dies laughing and "Is doomed to eternal damnnation"

[ArcticWolf]

Guys... I'm about to die laughing...


Let ME spam that forum.

PS: Don't try this at home (i.e.: here)

[Bully]

AWD I'm gonna kick your ass. I've called some Pastor a pedophile and everything on that forum. OMG I'm damned to Hell. :angel2: Incidentally Edge the guy asked me if I was buggered by Catholics. :bananajoy: I'll buy you that beer I owe you if it makes you feel better. :beerchug:


Bully04 on their forum btw.


EDIT: spelling error

[Pizdzius]

You guys are turning into demons. I love it.

[ArcticWolf]

You guys are turning into demons. I love it.


Paradoxically, I'm a conjurer, which would play the role of a monk or priest here.

[Pizdzius]

just... lol.

[Drah]

I thought they were just miserable looking people, that believe they're part-vampire and paint their nails black.

How little I knew. ;)

EDIT: Yes, it would appear I'm 50% goth... and HOLY SHIT (pun intended!)... some of the people posting there really are insane. Expressing intolerance of anything that isn't all-out acceptance of a bullshit myth copied from Pagan beliefs that the Romans used to control it's populace. Pfffff!!

[-Edge-]

Lol they called Jews Joos XD, I was reading the posters sig, what is up with the ACCEPT JESUS OR SPEND ETERNITY WITH SPIDERS IN HELL part :superpusso:

[theotherhiveking]

Lol they called Jews Joos XD, I was reading the posters sig, what is up with the ACCEPT JESUS OR SPEND ETERNITY WITH SPIDERS IN HELL part :superpusso:

AHHAHAHAHHA SO FUNNY!!

[Bully]

I think that's where the beach spiders come from. And when you go to Hell you can only lvl on beach spiders that are worth 5xp each. So you're eternity is trying to get to lvl 50.

[Angelwinged_Devil]

yeah, noticed thAT TOO XD, joos bully where will you kick my ass :p?

[theotherhiveking]

rolffffsgdfgadñofjbvnfghngfhn
hmñ,jmlñjhmjhvmvhj:clapclap:

[Ertial]

You're all laughing now, but in fact this is just incredibly sick and pathetic. This people are thinking they are so superior to people who think different that they don't see they are just as bad. The Bible says that God loves everyone, and they hate everyone who doesn't think the same way they do. I've read a bit further and they are also bad informed, they think that Wiccas eat Christian babies and eat they worship Satan. The think the American language is Godly and that the Americans are the new holy people or something.
They have also something against black people, they use niggers as bad examples. They now so little about the world, they think cannibalists eat every man they see, but they only eat the people who died, because they think it's inhuman to let them suffer the same fate animals have: rot in the earth and be eaten by worms. Now the dead can be of a use to the tribe.
The take the Bible literally, but in fact the bible was set up to make the Catholic Church so powerful as possible and let it be easier to accept for the heathen(that's a reason why women aren't treated equal)

[theotherhiveking]

You're all laughing now, but in fact this is just incredibly sick and pathetic. This people are thinking they are so superior to people who think different that they don't see they are just as bad. The Bible says that God loves everyone, and they hate everyone who doesn't think the same way they do. I've read a bit further and they are also bad informed, they think that Wiccas eat Christian babies and eat they worship Satan. The think the American language is Godly and that the Americans are the new holy people or something.
They have also something against black people, they use niggers as bad examples. They now so little about the world, they think cannibalists eat every man they see, but they only eat the people who died, because they think it's inhuman to let them suffer the same fate animals have: rot in the earth and be eaten by worms. Now the dead can be of a use to the tribe.
The take the Bible literally, but in fact the bible was set up to make the Catholic Church so powerful as possible and let it be easier to accept for the heathen(that's a reason why women aren't treated equal)


remember that is a joke, isn't real.


But people like that really exist, that makes me think the Christianity helps more to increase the human stupidity that the tv.

[NightTwix]

remember that is a joke, isn't real.


But people like that really exist, that makes me think the Christianity helps more to increase the human stupidity that the tv.

yeah way to many of those twisted people exist and they sadly have lots of influence, at least in certain areas

[mann2411]

1-Frequently wears black clothing. black bad it makes me look bad white looks good
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. yes
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. cant say i do
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols. who doesnt it makes me look like x12 better
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against
the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) get lost
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports. or church or church or church or church your saying the same thing over and over i dont go to church thus crosses out numbers 1,2 and 3
14-Complains of boredom. yeh thats cause im bored
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little. its the hoilidays i aint getting up at 7
16-Is excessively awake during the night. partying
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) no no its not
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult. according to this almost everyone is a goth seriously who brings their parents to party
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this. only if i hate em
23-Misbehaves at school. no i sit up the front of the class tuck my shirt in and wear a tie everyday no i dont seriosuly
24-Misbehaves at home. no i listen to every single word my mummy and daddy say and obery no i dont seriously
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this. now your dissing a breakfast cereal its a kids cereal
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) no i think i'll stick with good programs thank you
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature. heh heh
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer. yes
30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. its called headbanging
32-Expresses an interest in sex. like GoS im 16
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. theres more than one religion
36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". or buttons "hello im a goth" thats funny
37-Claims to be a goth. nah cant say i do
this thing is stupid almost everyone is a goth

[trash]

25 out of 37, yay!

Trix giggles

[theotherhiveking]

37 out of 37 xD