Epic ><

[Mage_pegusas]

I was browsing bash.org and came across this.. I thought it was funny :D

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

[GIGO305]

ROFL!!!! :lol:

[tak]

Older than time itself.

[Mage_pegusas]

Why would you even reply then tak? ..
I thought it was funny ^^

[tak]

Yeah it's funny. As long as you don't post the Star Wars kid next...

[Mage_pegusas]

Well.... I haven't found that one yet :p

EDIT: heres one in the meantime :) Gear Grinder X: once, we had these total freak seventh day advenist (or whatever) freak ass neighbors
Gear Grinder X: and this girl Lanna was a little younger than me
Gear Grinder X: she was a bitch, and they were all totally religious
Gear Grinder X: she threw rocks at me once on my bike, and so I turned around, and went to run over here
Gear Grinder X: I was hauling ASS, and you know what she did?
Gear Grinder X: put her hands on her hips, and stood there and said "The lord will protect me"
Gear Grinder X: well.... he didn't

[klixon]

This is epic:
<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

[Mage_pegusas]

Lol I seen that earlier, its pwnage xD

[GIGO305]

i remember missbehaving in stores...my parents used to beat the shit out of me in public never defended me.

now i feel like OTHER parents failed, thats why i beat the shit out of litle brats when they get to 6th grade: so they can learn about life before its to late.

ROFL

and yea the first post probaly flufy muf ...

[GIGO305]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWf2ExFgr-k

look at this retard :thumb_down: BIG TIME FAIL!!!!!

[Pizdzius]

dudes. Posting epic bash cites here it's like posting fucking text from Bible in church.

[Mage_pegusas]

Huh? Is that a good/bad thing piz?

[GIGO305]

who cares keep doing it...piz you do it alot also just not as often if you want them to stop do it exsesively (like me and spam AND IT WORKS :metal:

[GIGO305]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGvRo-hir-w

hell bouns is here some where...BTW video might be ofensive to some people (either relative to soldiers or one of the hundred idiots in that artarded ass religion, ill not apolajize to those in the wierd religion with that bish...THE LORD FORGIVES ME)

[Kratos_Aurion]

:lol: bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.






LOL! where did that come from! it wasn't even close to relevant of what she just said!

[Mattdoesrock]

Another classic one:

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9871/watyb6.jpg

[CumeriTarenes]

Gigo got banned, lol.

I wonder why, but I guess it was because of one of his lasts posts in the "Down with afkers" threads. Was a bit rude, but too rude? Speaking for myself I know how Gigo means what he says, and I often just smile about his posts.

[Mattdoesrock]

Yeah I just saw that too, his last post in the afk topic was abit far.

[Mage_pegusas]

Another classic one:

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9871/watyb6.jpg
lmao xDD nice find matt ^^