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Mattdoesrock
09-13-2008, 02:45 PM
So guys what is the funniest thing you've seen on Regnum?
One of mine has to be the time a lvl 50 Alsius hunter attacked me at meni, when I was grinding my lock.
Like you do at Meni, I was attacked numerous times before, so with a sigh I mash buttons at him - As I thought I stood a slim chance of prevailing.
But as luck would have it.. I won.
As you can probably understand, I was over the moon, having beaten a lvl 50 hunter on my lvl 39 warlock.
So happy was I, that I started dancing on his body.
So happy was I, that I had totally forgotten about his pet.
So happy was I, that I had not noticed the pet still attacking me as I danced.
This culminated in me falling dead right over the hunters body.
:hat:
Pizdzius
09-13-2008, 02:48 PM
Rofl Matt you noob :D what a mirthful moment xD
arlick
09-13-2008, 02:49 PM
maybe... when i killed an archer with splinter wall. He was using SoW... but he died :harhar:
ArcticWolf
09-13-2008, 04:30 PM
I remember when I was waiting for Ignis in PB, then I decided to go back to Samal to see why they weren't coming. When I reached the limit between the green and the desert I saw I group of people gathered. "Whoa, those must be my allies!", I thought, so I ran to them.
...Unfortunately, it was Syrtis.
-Edge-
09-13-2008, 04:50 PM
Hmm well there was a time when there were 3 SC Monkies training at Alsuis Orc camp, and I killed them with great delight, taking about 5 South Crosses in the process, but alas I won :p and it felt great.
My funniest moment? Ah I remeber, when me and Arkenion were hunting one time in the Pozo, we killed a little goat at the bottom of the Pozo, then ran up the slope to wait there. So we were resting on the slope and a goat logs in right behind us from Alsuis. And the second he logged in a Meteor hit him, so we killed him, and when we got back on the slope I said to Ark.
Wow great timing on that Meteor, you have great reflexes.
and Ark said to me: It wasn't my Meteor....
.....
Then we looked up to the mountain and saw a whole Syrtis group
Valorius
09-13-2008, 04:55 PM
So guys what is the funniest thing you've seen on Regnum?
I had 3 alsius barbs and an alsius marksman so hot to kill me last week after taunting them for 15 minutes in a long chase, that they chased me into the water and got themselves all drowned.
Hey cabras.... :harhar:
DkySven
09-13-2008, 05:46 PM
One of the most funny escapes I had with my hunter was in Syrtis, I am still using this today to prove that greens are blind :p
I was heading pp, coming from sabre-pit when I met a green army heading to Algaros, whicg was captured by the reds if I remember right. I just ran trough the whole army with only one marksman and knight noticing me. I kept running to pp and the knight gave up. I let my pet attack the marks and casted camouflage(back in those days the pet didn't hide with the hunter). Ambush-stunning fist and I won :D I ran happy to pinos and 100 meters for the fort I was killed by another green party XD
My funniest kill was the level 50 green warlock I killed with my knight while I had only 1400 hp left. I didn't block more % than in any other fight and still I won, this warlock used no buffs at all.
Something less funny was that before they added login-dizzy I always met greens when logging in who killed me every time again XD.
BlooD
09-13-2008, 06:18 PM
We were at pn, waiting for more people to arrive when someone crossed in the wrong zone and finished in the water.
While he was drowning, he started yelling "HEEEEELP MEEEEEE", so a friend of him, i guess they were just starting to go to the wz, gone after him yelling "Dont worry, i am coming".
2 idiots drowned.
I had 3 alsius barbs and an alsius marksman so hot to kill me last week after taunting them for 15 minutes in a long chase, that they chased me into the water and got themselves all drowned.
7 idiots drowned.
One of them rants everytime because he cant escape from 1 barb but now he escapes from 3 and a marskman.
Valour
09-13-2008, 07:46 PM
My funniest moment was on my conjurer, near a rock by Ignis great wall.
A level 50 Alsius marksman was chasing me (at my level of 47 wii), and I decided to use this rock to run around to survive as long as possible.
I kept this guy running after me by doing things like; running in different directions, sanct, barrier, steel skin, mana burn and energy borrow on 1, etc... For at least 3-4 minutes wasting all his mana, time and effort. Eventually an unchallenging hunter (probably around 40) came (to my rescue? XD) and we both killed him. I would have hated to be that marksman.
<3 Rocks and Piz's video :D
Arkenion
09-13-2008, 07:52 PM
Something very similar actually happened to me when I was playing my level 40 conjurer. We were a bigger group, approximately 5 people when Valorius appeared out of camouflage and confused me.. He then went SotW (oh, what a surprise!) and tried to kill me by using normal hits. Like Valour I just ran around a rock, unable to do anything due to confuse (<3 that spell..) When I had 200 HP, which would have been one more hit, his SotW ended and my mates killed him immediatly. After 7 seconds of me dancing on his body, doesn't he love it?, he ressurrected and I laughed my ass off.
<3 This was sooo funny! At least out of my perspective ^^
Oh yeah and... What I've managed to do twice so far: Hunters escaped from me with very low health and casted Camo... I guessed where they ran and cast terror on a mob nearby and uh, 18 rp :)
Ironfoot
09-14-2008, 02:13 AM
One time while idling in Alsius woods, i saw ignis barb lvl 50, we both buffed up, and charged in one another...clash of titans wielding 2handed 5 megaton hammers..And then we both look at cloud shapes above us for 5 seconds or so, because we both successfully tripped each-other at the same time..in a milisecond.. :ranting:
and we got up at the same time and continued, too bad i got some help later and i won..Phew, it would have been a good battle.
Anyways, when that double trip happened, i remember i almost pissed my pants.
Priceless.
save_the_trees
09-14-2008, 02:43 AM
my funniest moment: I was on my barb, standing at the save, a green barb attacked somebody there but found that Alsius wasn't really afk. So he ran, I was after him, thought I would kill him with spiritual blow, but I forgot to buff with brutal impacts, the dmg was slightly not enough. I wasted my onslaught this way and didn't see any chance to catch this guy. But then an Ignis hunter, who wanted to kill that barb too, came from behind and overtook me (I noticed it when he was already in front of me and thought: wtf :D). I followed both of them, always keeping close to the hunter and attacking him only normal now and then. The hunter used mana for both running and defensive buffs and ensnaring arrow when we were close enough. We went over pn into ignis like this and the barb turned when he saw that he couldn't outrun the hunter anymore. With my help the already severely weakened hunter died very fast, and since the barb was close enough, I was able to kill him too. The hunter died before the barb so his efforts weren't counted for rp. Result: 16 + 18 rp for me :D
(Somehow I think it is better not to post names in this case ... )
Nikor
09-14-2008, 10:44 AM
It was after the graduation of Valour's marks in the swamp. I was there with some other Syrtians, but somehow I managed to end up the only Syrtian left. I think it was because everyone else left while I still was having funny zombie pvps with the Ignis conjurers. I was on Mumble with some of them, so it can be quite some fun for a time.
So, we were just trying to decide what to do when Syrtis captured Samal. We agreed that we go there together and fight on our sides. But before we got there, Ignis recaptured the fort, so I headed back to PB2.
Just a short time after that I noticed an Alsius hunter going into camo. Damn, I'm f*'d, I thought, keeping on running and buffing myself with Energy Barrier and the staff magnification buffs, thinking that maybe I could hurt him a little bit.
But hunters in camo can't really catch up with a running mage, so he came out of it at quite some distance. I noticed that his ignean orc was low on health, and managed to kill it in two hits. We ended up dancing around each other like good hunters do (yeah, I know the moves), shooting at each other with mostly normal hits. I had a bit of an advantage there, as I was able to heal myself (for what it's worth, I have the heal self spells on level 1) and recast Energy Barrier.
After a while an Ignis warlock came and put a Sultar's Terror on both of us. I survived it, the hunter didn't. Damn, now I'm really f*'d, I thought, but continued to attack the warlock. I had a some help from a mob that didn't like his Sultar's Terror, so I ended up killing the warlock. With half my health left.
I still can't believe I survived both the hunter and the warlock. Sure, I was lucky that the pet was low on health and the warlock aggroed a mob, but winning against two other high level players as a conjurer is not really what I expected. To be fair, I was killed by another Ignis hunter before I reached PB2.
Angelwinged_Devil
09-14-2008, 12:03 PM
I have a lot of funny scenarios
I was levelling and had approximately 400 health, some challenging warlock shows up and tries to kill me, eventually I get his hp a lot down but a lion was also attacking me too so I die, when I died he seemed to be very happy by the way he moved, then the lion killed him too.
another one
I was in alsius solo hunting, some goat appears, he was running from a mob, I knocked him down.
Another one
I was in ignis solo hunting, after killing the same barbarian twice I decided to let him go to the gate the third time and look for other pray, I see a hunter and start pounding him a bit, then out of view distance comes the barbarian from behind and knocks me down -_-
Another one
After the aggro mob update I had about 20 cyclops following me, I ran to the beach and inkster ivied me so I died by the mobs >_>
anotehr one
after the aggro mob update I had yet another 20 cyclops following me, I dropped down in the pozo levelling spot, casted fireball on them all and let the cyclops do the rest of the work.
RegnumIrae
09-14-2008, 12:09 PM
Me with a conj lvl 44 and Maslicka with a conj 50. We both killed a barb, about 40 and we had a support building xDDDDDDD
Owned :D
UmarilsStillHere
09-14-2008, 09:10 PM
Since my pc broke down 3 days back I lost the vid >.<...
When I crossed PB and 20~ Alsius (what I could count when re watching it) came out of stalker and killed me about 0.04 seconds, It hurt so bad I needed to relog... (crashed on death)
_dracus_
09-15-2008, 09:35 AM
I think the finnest moment of my regnum playing was caltroping that group trying to escape by crossing river ... one shot and so many kills xD
-Maton-
09-15-2008, 10:10 AM
when i played alone over a year ago, I liked to go Algaros and make that the leveling ball follow me until i reach trelle beach and go between the group of goats that kills mobs there and hit with everyone.
playing in group, I enjoy when areas go as well as here: http://www.regnumonline.com.ar/forum/showthread.php?p=435252#post435252 (syrtis sleep, i love the first picture)
other funny moment was when i meet Znurre with my barb near algaros and we go to hunt together across syrtis, it was funny to see how some syrtis players watch us standing still, waiting what? figth znu and me and collect the scraps? noooo, we approach him and kill this pt inmediately, even there was some player that aplaudd us before his die. Was funny
now i like more play with my conjers in open fields battles
(Pd: sry for my english, stupid google traslator)
Tiber, Mira, me at limite alone vs 3 waves of ignis
4th overran us :(
Pizdzius
09-16-2008, 10:56 AM
I was in alsius solo hunting, some goat appears, he was running from a mob, I knocked him down.
I don't think that's even slightly considered as funny
phoenix_jackson
09-17-2008, 03:24 PM
I only remember vaguely.
Clan chat. I suggested a nugget of mine to go to the Arena for his first time. He went there finding only holas players.
"They're talking jibberish." he says.
"That would be spanish", I replied. "Observe the mechanics of game play there"
A moment has passed. "What is 'jajajajajaja'?" he asked.
"Hahahahaha"
"What's so funny -.-"
Note: It may not sound much but I find that question cute and funny.
Pizdzius
09-17-2008, 06:42 PM
aww that was cute XD
there's a tendency for young polish players to say "nom" which means something like transformed "yeah", let's call it "yae"
so we had a dude who was talking only that yae and yae so we gave him a rank called "yae". But then he left and after some time another polish player was invited to CBA
he automatically got a rank yae and asked what does it mean
we asked "are you under 14?" and he said "yae.. oh"
xD
phoenix_jackson
09-17-2008, 07:01 PM
nuggets and yaes FTW! That was funny :clapping5365:
-Edge-
09-17-2008, 07:20 PM
Hmmm nuggets and glomps on the head remind me
of the time where me and the pt told the forums we left to Alsuis, god we had all the pt's fooled and emotional over us :p
phoenix_jackson
09-17-2008, 07:39 PM
If it's about forums, I'd say AwD's thread pretending to be Hell_Bound on April fool's day was a kicker. There were some who were fooled.
Mattdoesrock
02-09-2009, 01:11 AM
Today I open up Regnum to grind my marks.
At the same time however I'm reading the forums. So before I start, I leave my marks sitting for a minute to post. When I come back I've been killed by an aggro hyena.
"Argh!" I think to myself. So I get on my horse aim at the general direction I needed to go and started riding... Afk riding of course.
So when I flick back to RO I just happen to catch myself riding into the ocean. Yum yum! 5 necro before I've even started. ^^
linearguild
02-09-2009, 03:31 AM
I bite off more than I can chew going solo against a knight so I break off trying to escape. In the middle of the chase, he suddenly veers off to go after a magnanite.
While he is busy picking up the rock I turn around and kill him.
Angel_de_Combate
02-09-2009, 01:32 PM
I bite off more than I can chew going solo against a knight so I break off trying to escape. In the middle of the chase, he suddenly veers off to go after a magnanite.
While he is busy picking up the rock I turn around and kill him.
How is this funny ?.. I get matt's, but not yours.... :sifflote:
DkySven
02-09-2009, 01:39 PM
I bite off more than I can chew going solo against a knight so I break off trying to escape. In the middle of the chase, he suddenly veers off to go after a magnanite.
While he is busy picking up the rock I turn around and kill him.
I was killing a hunter with my knight. The hunter started to run and escaped while picking up one treasure and a magnanite. :ranting:
linearguild
02-09-2009, 02:12 PM
How is this funny ?.. I get matt's, but not yours.... :sifflote:
Ah well, different sense of humor maybe. I was almost dead and his side trip gave me just enough range to land the kill. I thought it was funny to get killed from getting distracted by a shiny thing.
Anyway, the one above is more hilarious. :superpusso:
Angel_de_Combate
02-09-2009, 02:15 PM
I thought it was funny to get killed from getting distracted by a shiny thing
I suppose small attention span can be funny lol :) My sense of humour can be rather childish at times :biggrin:
Mantarni
02-09-2009, 09:03 PM
Two things that I found utterly hilarious (Syrtis - Horus):
1) During the xmas event, an entire attack force (~30 people) stopped mid-march to take a detour to get to an xmas tree.
2) A few weeks ago, me and about 3 other people were at Central Save (we're all under lvl 35, and Herb was taken). We get attacked by about 6-8 Hard to Impossible leveled Ignis. We figure "what the hell," so instead of retreating we charge at them only to watch them turn tail and run away from us. We actually chased them all the way back to Herb, despite them completely overwhelming us in numbers and levels. Even we couldn't believe what we were seeing. :superpusso:
EDIT: Just remembered another one - that time Syrtis invaded Ignis, a whole group of us were running around trying to find a gem, with absolutely no luck.
First, you know how groups run: if one person near the front changes direction, everybody else follows suit.
Well, after two minutes of wandering in Ignis territory, we notice who is running near the front of our group - a lower level Ignis warlock. D'oh.
Flightcap
02-09-2009, 09:21 PM
Two things that I found utterly hilarious (Syrtis - Horus):
1) During the xmas event, an entire attack force (~30 people) stopped mid-march to take a detour to get to an xmas tree.
2) A few weeks ago, me and about 3 other people were at Central Save (we're all under lvl 35, and Herb was taken). We get attacked by about 6-8 Hard to Impossible leveled Ignis. We figure "what the hell," so instead of retreating we charge at them only to watch them turn tail and run away from us. We actually chased them all the way back to Herb, despite them completely overwhelming us in numbers and levels. Even we couldn't believe what we were seeing. :superpusso:
I remember that day. :D Good times, good times.....
SPARTISH
02-15-2009, 07:58 PM
on my hunter, my last kill to lvl 35 i was killed by a mage lider and some1 else killed the monster i leveled wen i ressurected xD
Angelwinged_Devil
02-15-2009, 08:29 PM
I saw about 4 ignis 2 conjurers and 2 archers marks and hunter I think, so I kill 3 of them and get killed in the end by the last conjurer
after I died I meet the conjurer again and steal his zarkit XD
chris32finney
02-16-2009, 09:21 AM
Two of my best moments were actually on my marks (only happened the other day too) orion ignitas, i was being save camped at samal save (no surprise there) by isemon and simon, i killed isemon then got simon to half health and he ran (again no surprise) i nearly wet my self watching an arcana strike follow him halfway across the desert and kill him. my best Ro moment was yesterday tho grinding by pn i heard a mage buff up behind a tree (dami pl) so i rested and thankfully got up to half health and full mana i then hit parabolic and unloaded everything i had at him. i ended up with 15 hp and a dead mage, everyone on mumble must have muted me i was bouncing round the room so much :guitar:
Nightchill
02-16-2009, 06:42 PM
oh jesus, i've had so many lol/epic phail moments (everyone on irc probably knows how often does that happen to me) that i really can't name only one...
edit: ok a fun story, once i logged to my ignis account and there was dark barbarian begging i give him the secret to kill rulez, panoramix and biwie if i want to become true ignis. haha that certainly caused some lols.
Ulmanyar
02-18-2009, 08:37 AM
I remember once when me and some other goats where just playing around in Ignis. We were pretty close to the gate, when we saw this level 35-40 guy grinding mobs. But instead of dropping 5 meteors to kill him directly, we lured him close to an aggro mob and knocked him. Of course the mob started attacking him, so we just kept him there so that the mob would give him necro :devil:
Thing was, after we've let the mob kill him, we killed the mob (which had little HP left, since he tried to kill it to avoid necro) and the moment we killed the mob, our dead Ignis toy suddenly leveled up!
Drogar
02-18-2009, 10:16 AM
I remember once when me and some other goats where just playing around in Ignis. We were pretty close to the gate, when we saw this level 35-40 guy grinding mobs. But instead of dropping 5 meteors to kill him directly, we lured him close to an aggro mob and knocked him. Of course the mob started attacking him, so we just kept him there so that the mob would give him necro :devil:
Thing was, after we've let the mob kill him, we killed the mob (which had little HP left, since he tried to kill it to avoid necro) and the moment we killed the mob, our dead Ignis toy suddenly leveled up!
hey this is really a fun&interesting moment, especially keeping him on the ground while mob attacking
a few days before after i lost a card game played with my friends i pissed off cos i was very unlucky, decided to log in game and kill some greens&reds thinking they are my friends who i played card with:smile: . when i logged in game around pinos, I logged just almost "inside" a giant golem that started to attack my pet, i was wtf?? while i start to hit that damn golem:p instead of just getting out of there, at the same time i was ambushed and me&pet dead almost at the same time, i got angry and logged off swearing my luck:p
I have a few
A really funny moment was ambushing a very well-known syrtis knight int he water as he tried to chase me across the water where PP bridge is...bwahahaha.
Another one was running into a group of pissed off MONGO cyclopses with 3 archers chasing me...I gathered the clops then used low profile to have the clops attack the other 3 - YAY! Free RP
This is a great one that involves MATTDOESLOCK. Ran into him and leg out hunting so they hunted with Wudy and I. We got attacked by a group of syrtis - we killed them all but MATT died in the process....so I ran over and t-bagged him...
S.....P.....L.....A.....T
Mattdoesrock
02-19-2009, 11:20 AM
This is a great one that involves MATTDOESLOCK. Ran into him and leg out hunting so they hunted with Wudy and I. We got attacked by a group of syrtis - we killed them all but MATT died in the process....so I ran over and t-bagged him...
S.....P.....L.....A.....T
I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.
I guess you Alsius guys aren't into washing much. Well, I suppose I have to be greatfull it wasn't Ink.
Foggia
02-20-2009, 12:32 PM
http://regnumonline.com.ar/forum/search.php?searchid=612272
My funniest Regnum moment.
DkySven
02-20-2009, 12:47 PM
http://regnumonline.com.ar/forum/search.php?searchid=612272
My funniest Regnum moment.
I get "sorry not matches, please try different terms."
Foggia
02-20-2009, 01:08 PM
I get "sorry not matches, please try different terms."
Erf, seems I cant show my search results to other ppl ^^. Nvm then, my fail.
rogueish
02-22-2009, 06:17 PM
I'd say my funniest moment was when my hunter was around lvl 35 or 36. I was traveling on my horse from pn2 to pn on the ignis side of the river when I was knocked off my horse by a syrtis hunter of a higher lvl. When my char stood I fired 1 tear apart as the hunter ran in a circle around me then straight into the river with his pet following. I assume he started typing lost control and paniced which happens to us all sometimes but was still really funny to watch.
Arafails
03-01-2009, 05:33 AM
Funniest moment? Well, there's so many funny moments, it's hard to choose.
Although I think my 5 minute stand-off with an Alsius conjurer at least 5 levels below me comes pretty close to the top.
Running through Alsius, came across a conjurer griding ineffectually on some incorporeal or other. Ran up, defeated the mob (Giving the conj an amazing +45 GRP, I hope you appreciated that ;) Whoever you are...). Then stood there while he healed himself, stepped just out of range while he buffed up, got his Zarkit out and... did... something? Went AFK? Girded his loins? Possibly was typing on realm chat "Some idiot Ignis Barbarian is just staring at me near Aggersborg markets" or something. Whatever, we were there long enough for his Zarkit to fade, and the guy did nothing to try and lose me in any way.
Hmm, that doesn't sound funny now. I guess you had to be there.
octopus
03-02-2009, 06:09 PM
I had a funny experience yesterday playing my marksman. There is a certain Srytis barbarian that I get particular enjoyment out of giving a Death Sentence and then watching him die (he was a real asshole a few weeks ago, and I enjoy getting payback over and over and over again, hehe). So yesterday my group meets him at the Trelle/Algaros bridge. I DS him, and kill him just before he reaches me, and do a little dance on his body. About 5 minutes later, my group gets to the top of the hill by Algaros, and suddenly this barb catches me by surprise, knocks me down and starts pummeling me. I thought, "Well I'm toast." But then I noticed I still had a little health left, and he was nowhere to be found. I looked around, then finally saw him far, far below. He must have accidentally stepped too far to the side and fallen down the hill just before delivering the killing blow. DENIED!!!
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