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Angelwinged_Devil
12-24-2008, 12:34 AM
why did the goats go out of ignis? ruf rieht ni dnas tog yeht
why do midgets stand so close to each other?
meht derratlus I retfa rehto hcae otni deretlif tog sdraeb rieht
why did the wood elf hunters hunt so much in alsius? yeht evah erom seert naht rieht nwo mlaer sah
Make up your own XD
Mattdoesrock
12-24-2008, 01:04 AM
My god... They were jokes...?
Excuse me while I kill myself. :bounce5425:
arlick
12-24-2008, 01:09 AM
what kind of horrible (because i dont understand :P) is that ? :piz:
can you post all in english? or spanish? :sifflote:
Mattdoesrock
12-24-2008, 01:15 AM
The "ruf rieht ni dnas tog yeht," "meht derratlus I retfa rehto hcae otni deretlif tog sdraeb rieht" and "yeht evah erom seert naht rieht nwo mlaer sah" bits are English, but backwards.
Leg_The_Marks
12-24-2008, 01:17 AM
read it backwords ;)
arlick
12-24-2008, 01:29 AM
:O, its a secret message! i have to cryptonalize it, maybe with public key... mmm... i need to sleep...
PS: i was thinking that it is in german xD
Angelwinged_Devil
12-24-2008, 12:42 PM
why did the guard captain kill the goats and not the elves? staoG etsat retteb
Leg_The_Marks
12-24-2008, 01:03 PM
How is a black goat calls a girl dworf? ytrohs puzuw :D
ArcticWolf
12-24-2008, 05:33 PM
Which is the best way to catch a hunter? .dor gnihsif a htiW :tonguey:
Static_Fang
12-25-2008, 06:10 AM
What did one igneo say to the other when they both got killed? tsrif nwaps uoY
StoryTeller
12-25-2008, 12:27 PM
That was a good one Fang :clapping5365:
Why did the Ignis cross the bridge? .edisrehto eht tselom oT
Torg_Snowflake
12-25-2008, 03:23 PM
Why do Alsirians attack both Ignis and Syrtis?
.teid decnalab a evah oT
Static_Fang
12-26-2008, 06:23 PM
Why did Ignis hunt in syrtis right after they hunted alsius?
taem rieht htiw sneerg fo edis a evah oT
Inkster
12-27-2008, 02:06 PM
Where do syrtians go when they feel ill?
ecivres fle lanoitan eht
Mattdoesrock
12-27-2008, 04:35 PM
Where do syrtians go when they feel ill?
ecivres fle lanoitan eht
Ahahahahahahahaha! Best one yet! :D
Twinkle1
12-28-2008, 09:11 PM
okies here are a cupple i found.
What's the first thing elves learn in school?
eht "fle" ...!teba
Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
!siflF
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
eluy eb yrros fi uoy t'nod ylloh up dna fle em parw siht tneserp rof !atnas
What kind of music do elves like best?
"parw" !cisum
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
!net eno ot egnahc eht thgil blub dna enin ot dnats no hcae s'rehto !sredluohs
What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
,yhw daerbtrohs fo !esruoc
What kind of money do elves use?
elgnij !sllib
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
esuaceb eh dah wol "fle" !meetse
How long should an elf's legs be?
tsuj gnol hguone ot hcaer eht !dnuorg
Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
eH detnaw ot peels ekil a !gol
Why do elves scratch themselves?
esuaceb er'yeht eht ylno seno ohw wonk erehw sti !yhcti
How do elves greet each other?
"llams ,dlrow t'nsi ?ti
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
!a laer samtsirhc !drac
Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
esuaceb eh dah eht murd !skcits
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
eltsim-!seot.
Static_Fang
12-29-2008, 06:46 PM
:clapping5365: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHhahahhahahhahaha
Twink, those were priceless :') hahahahahahahahahahhah xD
Syd_Vicious
12-31-2008, 04:49 AM
A dwarf walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender."
The bartender follows the man's order and says, "That will be $42.50 please."
The dwarf says he has no money, and the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night, the same dwarf comes in and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again, the bartender follows the dwarf's instructions and the dwarf says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
On the third night he comes in, the dwarf orders drinks for everyone except the bartender.
The bartender says, "What, no drink for me?"
"Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."
Syd_Vicious
12-31-2008, 04:52 AM
A nun in full black habit is walking past a bar when a drunk utghar stumbles out, sees her, and punches her square in the nose. Before she can scream, he lands a sloppy one-two and an uppercut. When she goes down, he starts kicking her with his scuffed hooved toe feet things. As a crowd gathers, the goat stops, staggers back, and slurs, "You're not so tough, Batman!"
ArcticWolf
12-31-2008, 04:54 AM
A nun in full black habit is walking past a bar when a drunk utghar stumbles out, sees her, and punches her square in the nose. Before she can scream, he lands a sloppy one-two and an uppercut. When she goes down, he starts kicking her with his scuffed hooved toe feet things. As a crowd gathers, the goat stops, staggers back, and slurs, "You're not so tough, Batman!"
Haha, the poor lich didn't have enough time to cast sanctuary xD
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