Doctor...is that my baby?

[Fonzy]

Alright, the rules for this thread are pretty simple. You have the power to bring a male and female character from regnum together as parents to raise a child. The child will grow up and play Regnum aswell, and you get to predict the outcome.
The combination is up to you, if you want; funny, smart, nice, good player, or just "epic" epic meaning quite a few things.

---Please keep in mind this is just for fun, no need to be offened by this---

My two characters woul be:
Shaidakat from Syrtis Horus and Dark Barbarian from Ignis Horus.

I can imagine the child would develop a new language totally unique to it's self. With a mother Conjure and a father Barbarian, i'd have to guess the kid would be a warlock. (damage areas, and damaging heals)

The child wants to rise above and the best in the realm, but sadly is a little cofused about things. Self proclaimed fame, and satisfaction would follow the character where ever it went.

(pictures are welcome, if you think you can predict the outcome)

Have fun :superpusso:

EDIT: A gay relationship is acceptable..BUT be carefull. That could get a little offensive.

[Nightchill]

shaidakat already has her whole family playing regnum lol...

[lord_dvl]

Ja!!!!!

My wife and i play here...... and my baby has a character too.......:sifflote:

[-Edge-]

Hmmm

If Mira and Rulez had a kid hunter it would be one of the deadliest ones.

If Valorius and Nightchill had a kid it would grow up to be the worlds most mentally traumatized child.

If Gigo and Nahuee had a kid it would....

ok

[blight_lord]

Braveheart and Hathor would have THE most torn kid ever. (adopted ofc)

Hathor: "Kid, you must learn to NEVER run! Don't do what other tell you, just fight for your honor!"
Braveheart: "If things are looking bad, just run. Ignore everyone else on your team, and just run for your life."
Hathor: "Destroy savecampers!"
Braveheart: "Be a savecamper!"

... Poor little kid.

[Ulmanyar]

I came to think about what would happen if Wudy and Inkster got a baby: it would result in a hairball!

Short, über-hairy and smelly.

[Nightchill]

where is that epic pic of oro & alvan when you need it...

[_dracus_]

I can't Imagine Valorius and AwD having a baby ... it would be Realm (General) chat SPAM all day long!

[Fonzy]

I can't Imagine Valorius and AwD having a baby ... it would be Realm (General) chat SPAM all day long!
oh god, what a monster o.o

[Inkster]

I can't Imagine Valorius and AwD having a baby ... it would be Realm (General) chat SPAM all day long!


Least you mentioned Valorius and AwD. Imagine if it was Valorius and Gigo ^^

[Heglin]

Oh the possibilities, i need a week to think about the worst/best combination.

[_dracus_]

Oh the possibilities, i need a week to think about the worst/best combination.

Team building problem (k-DM) is for k=2 solvable in polynomial time. It shouldn't take you so long. However for k>2 the problem is said to be NP-Complete, which means the optimisation problem associated is hard to solve.

As we said "Weddings with 2 people are easy, whereas with 3+ they are hard".

[blight_lord]

Least you mentioned Valorius and AwD. Imagine if it was Valorius and Gigo ^^

I don't want to imagine.
Please, don't make me imagine.
:biggrin:

[Inkster]

I don't want to imagine.
Please, don't make me imagine.
:biggrin:


Just imagine :

Im de Son of Gigo 'n Valourios 'n i will kick your ass wid my summonid pet orc 'n my son of the, uh, the wind. Im de greatest hunteh in the, uh, the werld

[Inkster]

Or even imagine, Znurre and Heglin

My moom is zeer greetest berbereeun in zee vurld, my ded leekes tu veer metel punts. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Im zee ulteemete-a knarb

[blight_lord]

Just imagine :

Im de Son of Gigo 'n Valourios 'n i will kick your ass wid my summonid pet orc 'n my son of the, uh, the wind. Im de greatest hunteh in the, uh, the werld

You can't talk GIGOan :P

IM LYEK DE $ON OFF VALROSURIOZ N GIGOOOO N I WIEL KIK UR A$$ WID MY SOMON ORK N MY SOWT! IM DE GR8ZT HUNTR IN DE WORD!

amidoinitrite?

[DkySven]

You can't talk GIGOan :P

IM LYEK DE $ON OFF VALROSURIOZ N GIGOOOO N I WIEL KIK UR A$$ WID MY SOMON ORK N MY SOWT! IM DE GR8ZT HUNTR IN DE WORD!

amidoinitrite?
Now imagine that kid getting a baby with AwD :p

[-Edge-]

1.) Aboate mi bad dae [GG1]


$omewhere in a dark alley in Fi$gael $yrtis, a drug deal is being made:
"Gimmie a dub 40 an a 8 ball". "That'd be 2 Benjamin$, you paying or what nigga?" "......don like." Gigo draw$ his $word and whack$ the gangster in the face. *KA WHACK* G-g-gigo! Get yo drug $wipin ass back over here you little treefucker!

aNd thiz wu$ how I maic a liven. You r talcen to Gigo, n this i$ mi $torie. $o I decidead to go hunten in Ignez. Wile I wuz cro$$en (ha duble $$ im raw) the breadge, an thiz maej jump$ outa nowhear. Im liek, moov oevr yu nekramencer maej! An he ca$ts $ultarz Tarrer on me. So he pi$$ed me ofe. Thi$ iz how I roll faggit! N I pooled out mi blaed and fucked his a$$ up. Then thiz barbarian comz to help the maij I killed. He smasced mi like a patata $aled. So I wuz flien till the dae I dyed. Now I wuz bored,

[blight_lord]

Now imagine that kid getting a baby with AwD :p

Everything has a baby with AwD.

1.) Aboate mi bad dae [GG1]


$omewhere in a dark alley in Fi$gael $yrtis, a drug deal is being made:
"Gimmie a dub 40 an a 8 ball". "That'd be 2 Benjamin$, you paying or what nigga?" "......don like." Gigo draw$ his $word and whack$ the gangster in the face. *KA WHACK* G-g-gigo! Get yo drug $wipin ass back over here you little treefucker!

aNd thiz wu$ how I maic a liven. You r talcen to Gigo, n this i$ mi $torie. $o I decidead to go hunten in Ignez. Wile I wuz cro$$en (ha duble $$ im raw) the breadge, an thiz maej jump$ outa nowhear. Im liek, moov oevr yu nekramencer maej! An he ca$ts $ultarz Tarrer on me. So he pi$$ed me ofe. Thi$ iz how I roll faggit! N I pooled out mi blaed and fucked his a$$ up. Then thiz barbarian comz to help the maij I killed. He smasced mi like a patata $aled. So I wuz flien till the dae I dyed. Now I wuz bored,

... No. Ewh.

[Fonzy]

Everything has a baby with AwD.

Because everyone wants to make the most insane baby :guitar:

[Static_Fang]

Piz and Znurre (?)

Making art out of body parts, charging an army in the opposite direction?

Or Joseiphine and myself ;) It'd make an awesome child right??? (yes, this is a joke) XD

[blight_lord]

Or Joseiphine and myself ;) It'd make an awesome child right??? (yes, this is a joke) XD

Jose is spoken for, m'boii.

Speaking of which: Dunmer x Josephine (a.k.a. Piz).
God, I don't want to be the father of that kid... DAMN IT