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Kyrottimus
06-20-2009, 02:33 PM
I was watching this the other day (don't ask, I bought it when I was younger from one of those wal-mart bargain-bin movie racks for a couple bucks because I remember seeing the Anime version of it even younger and was curious about the live-action attempt).

Well, as I was watching the movie, a more apropos title filled my thoughts. Here is the new title (with some of my quick and dirty photoshop skillz):

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/3415/postapocalypticmulletba.jpg

Can you guess the REAL name of the movie? xD

Also, if you know any other movies that may fit this title, or better yet obscure B-movies you'd like to add with your own unique titles.

Whatever, it made me laugh so I decided to do it...

(and Devs/Admins...you did say ANY subject :razz: )

Godot
06-20-2009, 08:57 PM
Fist of the North Star

Mattdoesrock
06-20-2009, 09:55 PM
Leprechaun 1, Leprechaun 2, Leprechaun 3: In da hood and Leprechaun 4: Lost in space, are some of the best worst movies I've ever seen.

Ulmanyar
06-20-2009, 10:13 PM
Maybe not the same genre, but: Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

theotherhiveking
06-20-2009, 10:16 PM
Karate kiddo XVII

Kyrottimus
06-20-2009, 10:36 PM
Godot is correct!

Steel Dawn with Patric Swayze (2 very bad mullets), Mad Max III: Beyond Thunderdome (Mel Gibson's mullet in the first half and Tina Turner's mullet), umm... yeah these movies would also fit the "Post-Apocalyptic Mullet Battle" title. And an honorable mention goes out to the pre-apocalyptic mullet by the red-haired-mulleted boyhood friend of John Connor in Terminator 2: Judgement Day. (Wtf is it with apocalyptic movies and bad hairstyles?)

Hey, has anyone seen "The Story of Ricky"?

And considering this is an Argentinian-based game development studio, has anyone out there seen the "Plaga Zombie" movies? xD

El_Naso
06-20-2009, 11:40 PM
Army of darkness.

A guy with an IQ of an ape with a chainsow for an arm, in the middle ages, aganist an army of undead skeletons. What else could you possibly want?

Inkster
06-21-2009, 11:52 AM
Umm, this ^^


http://www.sonypictures.com/homevideo/thelostskeletonofcadavra/

Sicker
06-21-2009, 12:15 PM
big money hustlas, and cradle of fear. rated below "B" probably. really good crappy movies though. BMH is like a comedy. Cradle Of Fear just rips off other stories and makes it into their own kind of horror movie.

El_Naso
06-21-2009, 01:55 PM
Aso can't stop watching this scene from The Mummy Returns:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfIlMeDsvrg&feature=channel_page

Too epic.

Mattdoesrock
06-21-2009, 02:26 PM
cradle of fear.

This.

One of the most epic films in history.

Dani Filth drinks a plate of cat guts.

Kyrottimus
06-22-2009, 12:29 AM
The Story of Ricky! :nunchaku:

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjAxNjI2NDQwMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTYyMzAwMQ@@._ V1._SX282_SY400_.jpg

gluffs
06-22-2009, 11:21 PM
Toxic Avenger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27E4Qfj7iEY&feature=fvst

Kittypretty
06-23-2009, 08:48 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360784/

this movie.

it really has to be the worst movie ever made. i was at walmart and you know those huge bins where they throw the crap dvds in? well me and my brother like picking out the worst looking movies you can find (zombies are m favorite though) and i came across this.

the kicker for me was it compared itself to lord of the rings and harry potter. but the acting is so atrocious, the special effects were laughable..it honestly was the worst movie id ever seen. whats more though, is they included a commentary, and a making of portion..for more laughs.

ooh actually found it on youtube..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab5qXn6xEjs&feature=channel

its cut up into parts...but hey watch it..and dont blame me for wasting a portion of your life youll never get back.

Kyrottimus
06-24-2009, 02:42 AM
The Land of Faraway... Christian Bale's first Epic Phail :tsk_tsk:

Brother-brian
06-24-2009, 02:47 AM
I'm old school (for you youngsters, that's how we used to spell "Ol' Skool"), so I like a little 1930's gem called "Freaks". That's it.... just "Freaks".

It's creepy.

If you can find it, it's really worth a watch.

It's black and white, but it's a talkie (another word for "movies with sound" back then). And it has probably the best "group chant" for accepting a newbie into one's midst.

"Gooba, Gobba, Gooba, Gobba,
We accept you, we accept you,
Gooba Gobba, Gooba Gobba,
One of us, One of us..."

AND, you get to see a human torso (literally no arms or legs at all) strike a match and light his own cigarette!

Evola
06-24-2009, 08:43 AM
Cemetery Gates

Bloody, stupid and awesome. Really.

http://www.evildread.com/horror-reviews/horror_review.php?id=253

deonnynthehunter
06-24-2009, 03:01 PM
zombie town

Vythica
06-28-2009, 11:01 AM
Hedwig and the Angry Inch...

Brother-brian
06-29-2009, 04:22 PM
Toxic Avenger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27E4Qfj7iEY&feature=fvst

Props to Toxie!

Pizdzius
06-29-2009, 04:54 PM
Gayniggers from Outer Space (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/)

theotherhiveking
06-29-2009, 05:02 PM
Gayniggers from Outer Space (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/)


Lol.
Lol.
Lol.
Lol.

Ad infinitum

theotherhiveking
06-29-2009, 05:59 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5121649266422516795

Orimae
06-29-2009, 09:35 PM
http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/3415/postapocalypticmulletba.jpg

Can you guess the REAL name of the movie? xD

Talk to the hand!!

Orimae
06-29-2009, 09:38 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5121649266422516795

lol

ive just wasted 27mins38 secs of my life....of course i had to watch it to the end ^^

WARNING>>>ULTRA SWIP OVER!!!! (a wtf now? LOL)

Valgus
06-30-2009, 07:25 AM
Attack of the killer tomatoes?:D

http://bryanyounger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/142722attack-of-the-killer-tomatoes-posters.jpg

Dunno if this fits your category, but its an awesome...ly bad movie, but it gets you laughing so hard!:D