Step one...

[DemonMonger]

Walk slowly toward the kitchen...

[Dannboy]

Step 2
Ambush a cookie while it's looking the other way

[Static_Fang]

Step 4: Evade the kitten

[ArcticWolf]

Step 5: skip to step 6.

[Immune]

step 6: You won! Skip to "go" and collect $200!

[ArcticWolf]

Goto 10
end sub

[arlick]

cat DemonsToolz.zip

mmm...

my eyes :mf_hide: (yes, there was a zip at first post when this thread was created... maybe it was a dream).

[Static_Fang]

Step 9: Grab the soaked cookie

[e30G]

Step 10 realize that the milk you soaked the cookie in had expired yesterday.

[Torin_Ironfist]

step 11, eat said cookie anyways

[survive]

Step 12:

Watch re-run of Torin fighting Chuck Norris to the death, :swordfight: and winning, TWICE! :drums:


Then watch it again :punk:

[Angel_de_Combate]

Step 13 - Upchuck said cookie xD

[Mattdoesrock]

Step 15:

Realise what you've just done and seek mental health care advice.

[Mattdoesrock]

Step 17:

Gotta... Get... Some..

COOKIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

[-Edge-]

Step 18:
You realize the cookies were a lie, and you notice something, or perhaps someone on the ceiling looking down at you.

[Mattdoesrock]

Step 19:

Bow down to our new Lord and Master.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5624/ceilingcatp.jpg

[Angel_de_Combate]

Step 20 - Feed cat a cookie...then you realise the cat cannot consume human cookies and....the cat promptly dies. Ding Dong the cat is dead!!!

[ArcticWolf]

Step 21: Call Schrödinger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger%27s_cat), he will tell you that the cat was already dead. Or alive. Anyway, when you opened the box it was dead. And thanks to your cookie.

Bury the cat.

[Masterkick]

Step 22: The cat community wants revenge...

[ArcticWolf]

Step 23: gather a zombie army to kill the cat community.

[veluchami]

Step 24: Realize that the dead cat is your girlfriend's and she is gonna come back home in an hour. Code Red !

[e30G]

Step 25: Cook the cat and disguise it as a tasty pot roast.

[survive]

Step 26:

Go to take tasty cat roast out of oven
.... take out of oven...
.... take out of oven...
.... take out of oven...

.... connection problem, you have been disconntected.

Reconnecting.... Enter RO....

CRASH!

[Skjringsaal]

Step 27: send a post to complaint book forum with terrible words;

[DemonMonger]

step 29 go to the tv and watch the cartoon "inspector gadjet"
I love the part how his messages "self destruct" - looks at arlik

[ArcticWolf]

Step 30: profit.

[Angel_de_Combate]

Step 32 - Forgo war for the day and just gorge gorge on the lovely cookierific creation that is aggersdough fort. :)

[DkySven]

Step 34: the goats eat Aggersdough fort

[Nightchill]

Step 35: take a break (http://tinyurl.com/bqqrvx)

[e30G]

Step 36: Slap Nightchill with a big dancing banana :banana:

[tikinho]

Step 37: Close this post.

[Dannboy]

Step 38.
Open it again!

[ArcticWolf]

Step 40: You forgot step 39.

[e30G]

Step 40: Ignore the last one... THIS IS THE REAL STEP 40!!!!!

[Mattdoesrock]

Step 40: Ignore the previous step as:

THIS IS MADNESS!

[DkySven]

Step 41: go outside and actually do something

[Dannboy]

Step 42.
Get afraid of the people and the weather outside, go inside and continue spamming the Forum

[DemonMonger]

step 43.

LOL:clapping5365:

[theotherhiveking]

Step 44: Go outside again and punch someone's face to establish superiority.

[ArcticWolf]

Step 45: punch someone else.

[theotherhiveking]

Step 46: Get beaten by 2 someones to establish inferiority.

[ArcticWolf]

Step 46: Get beaten by 2 someones to establish inferiority.

Step 47: Avoid the Zombies.

[Radian]

Step 49 stop reading forums and go drink lots of beer.

[Dannboy]

Step 50
Go back home and play Regnum totally wasted

[Signatus]

Step 51

There's no lvl 51, stop grinding.

[ArcticWolf]

Step 52: Start a conjurer, and leave it before Update 1.0.7 hits Live.

[e30G]

Step 54: Skip a step so that the step number equals the post number.

[Arafails]

Step 55: It's a trap!

[ArcticWolf]

Step 56: Run!

[ArcticWolf]

Step 58: Realize that you're not alive, that nothing is alive, and reality isn't what it seems. The cake is a lie, and there is no spoon.

[_Seinvan]

Step 60: Videotape them doing it, then send it to your real father.

[Immune]

Step 61: ERROR~ MemOrY COrRuptEd: You forget everything that happened in the previous 60 steps. What to do now...

[ArcticWolf]

step 62: see step 1.

Step 63: pretend you didn't read step 1.

[Arafails]

step 65: Samus Aran is just a bunch of pixels. Stop drooling.

[Kyrottimus]

Step 66: misstep. Epic Fail at walking. Trip and faceplant and repeat as necessary.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d8bF7KBsmHI/R6_YOv9isTI/AAAAAAAABrA/fiBN6ztOd7A/s400/face_plant_dave.jpg

[ArcticWolf]

Step 68: Go to a church and start singing gospel songs.

[dani-o]

step 70: a stranger offers you a candy, eat it!! :tonguey:

[Immune]

step 71: You know the rules, never talk to strangers, unless they offer you candy. So start talking.

[Kyrottimus]

step 72: :crying1:

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/855/perpetuvator.gif

[Ulti19]

Step 73: Repeat steps 1 to 72

[Dannboy]

Step 74.
Your girlfriend comes home and eats her fried kitten disguised like a pot roast.

[Orimae]

Step 75: Aquire new girlfriend as the last one just died of poisoned cat poisoning.

oh and get a shovel

[Immune]

Step 76: Go to your local shovel store, hoping you can simply rent the shovel rather than buy one.

[ArcticWolf]

Step 76: Go to your local shovel store, hoping you can simply rent the shovel rather than buy one.

Step 78: Go to the Police Station and report that your poisoned cat killed your girlfriend.

[Sicker]

step 79: delete any step(s) you have posted in this thread.
(seriously do it)

[lord_dvl]

Step 80: GOTO 1 :huh:

[UmarilsStillHere]

Step 81: read this step,

[Kyrottimus]

Step 82: Watch your step.

[Dannboy]

Step 83:
You walk carefully to not trip on step 82. Then you realise step 83 has an Edge on it and you fall on your ass and start yelling about how painful it is. ^^

[dani-o]

Step 83:
You walk carefully to not trip on step 82. Then you realise step 83 has an Edge on it and you fall on your ass and start yelling about how painful it is. ^^

step 84: think a good non-homosexual and believable excuse, for getting stitches in your ass, and say it to the pretty nurse. xD

[Dannboy]

Step 85
Tell the nurse to kiss your ass, just like when your mom used to kiss your knee when you tripped...on a step, and it started to bleed.
Note> Your mom is a vampire

[Orimae]

Step 86: Seek more medical advice in hospital seeing as nurse you told to kiss your ass has inflicted a 'bedpan to the head' injury

[nevergiveup]

Step 87: Eat cake.

[-Edge-]

Step 88: After sustaining the ever-painful head injury you seek droid medical support on Coruscant and have an artificial life support system attached to what was once your face.

[UmarilsStillHere]

Step 89:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qgJiXhn9XmM/SWLNsk_lpbI/AAAAAAAAFxA/gT0GDsqncg8/s400/vader.jpg

[-Edge-]

Step 90: Now you prepare your shuttle to return to the hospital on Polis Masa, more importantly to get revenge on the humanoid nurse who put you in your position.

[dani-o]

Step 90: Now you prepare your shuttle to return to the hospital on Polis Masa, more importantly to get revenge on the humanoid nurse who put you in your position.

step 91: confuse the fricken nursejurer, so she can not heal herself.

[ArcticWolf]

step 91: confuse the fricken nursejurer, so she can not heal herself.

Step 92: Use the Force and choke her (not necessarily using the aforementioned Force :sifflote:).

[nevergiveup]

Step 93: Hide the nurse corpse in your basement.
IMPORTANT: Don't forget to feed it.

[dani-o]

Step 93: Hide the nurse corpse in your basement.
IMPORTANT: Don't forget to feed it.

step 94: if it was a hot nurse, take advantage* of her as long as she stays warm.

*use her body to warm your feet.

[nevergiveup]

Step 95:
Eat more cake. Use the nurse as a table if necessary.

[Inkster]

Step 96: Phone Doctor, as the cake contained ex-lax choc chips

[nevergiveup]

Step 96: Phone Doctor, as the cake contained ex-lax choc chips

Step 97: Sue the cake store.

[Bladnoch]

Step 98: Use the money you got from suing the cake store to buy yet more cake!

[Orimae]

step 99: Use rest of money to hire personal trainer as you have grown a fat ass due to cake consumption.

Or buy more of the cake with laxative choc chips.

[Immune]

Step 100: This step will self destruct. Find a bomb shelter... or a cake shelter.

[nevergiveup]

Step 100: This step will self destruct. Find a bomb shelter... or a cake shelter.

Step 101:
01001011011010010110110001101100001000000111100101 10111101110101011100100111001101100101011011000110 01100010111000100000010011100110111101110111001011 10

[Arafails]

Step 102: Binary chatter will not save you from the wrath of the nurse's partner. Incidentally, I think that "cake" you ate came from the bedpan...

[ArcticWolf]

Step 103: Write a binary encoder/decoder in Python and post it.

[Torin_Ironfist]

Step 104: Loophole step.

[nevergiveup]

Step 105:
Inform Arctic Wolf that such converters already exist on the internet, and that he shouldn't waste his time.

[ArcticWolf]

Step 105:
Inform Arctic Wolf that such converters already exist on the internet, and that he shouldn't waste his time.

Step 106:
Reply to nevergiveup that Arctic already knows this, but he could write a decoder in less time than it takes to search the web.


import numpy

def encode(string):
ret = u''
for char in string:
ret += numpy.binary_repr(ord(char)) + ' '
return ret

def decode(string):
list = string.split()
ret = u''
for element in list:
ret += chr(int(element,2))
return ret

[nevergiveup]

Step 106:
Reply to nevergiveup that Arctic already knows this, but he could write a decoder in less time than it takes to search the web.


import numpy

def encode(string):
ret = u''
for char in string:
ret += numpy.binary_repr(ord(char)) + ' '
return ret

def decode(string):
list = string.split()
ret = u''
for element in list:
ret += chr(int(element,2))
return ret



Step 107: Hate Python for the epic simplicity.

[Inkster]

Step 108: Inform Arctic that its spelt numpty not numpy :imstupid:

[UmarilsStillHere]

109: Go back to step 108 (infinate loop ftw)

[nevergiveup]

109: Go back to step 108 (infinate loop ftw)

/thread >=(

[UmarilsStillHere]

/thread >=(

hehe,

Step 110: Go back in time and tell youself when reading step 109 to skip it :p

But how can you read this when your stuck on 109? Conspiracy!

[nevergiveup]

hehe,

Step 110: Go back in time and tell youself when reading step 109 to skip it :p

But how can you read this when your stuck on 109? Conspiracy!

Division by 0.

[Mattdoesrock]

Division by 0.

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9821/devidedbyzerodemotivati.jpg

Step 111:

You're time travelling leaves you sick, you need some special medicine cake to get better.

[Dannboy]

Step 114
Jump a couple of steps to match the post count.
Then wait for someone to correct you because you just counted out the useless trolling and you're counting sucks.

[UmarilsStillHere]

Step 115: Eat some medical cake and reflect on your time in the past, highlights include the birth of the comic, and seeing Edge swap his left lung for the forum.

[Dannboy]

Step 116
Think about Nightchill, Dunmer, Edge, Dannboy \o/, Tania and many other ever so great people that has spammed and maybe even trolled the forum.
Hooray for them.

[UmarilsStillHere]

Step 117: See Umaril poke his head in a remind you not to forget Val and Gigo, and Umaril :)

[nevergiveup]

Step 118: Celebrate your birthday.
NO, I don't care it isn't today, just do it.

[Immune]

Step 119: This step is classified information. Please verify user identity with the correct voice-acitivated passcode to proceed.

Failure to comply will result in immediate reprimanding and a mandatory discipline course. "User termination" may be deemed neccessary at any time and without explanation during these sessions.

Have a nice day.

[ArcticWolf]

Step 120: Disregard the previous advice. From now on, we will stop enhancing the truth.

[nevergiveup]

Step 121:
Get back on topic, and don't forget the nurse.

[Orimae]

Step 116
Think about Nightchill, Dunmer, Edge, Dannboy \o/, Tania and many other ever so great people that has spammed and maybe even trolled the forum.
Hooray for them.


step 122: Hurt Dann plenty for forgetting Ori in the spamathon, :viking: bringing the nurse back into play.

[Dannboy]

step 122: Hurt Dann plenty for forgetting Ori in the spamathon, :viking: bringing the nurse back into play.

Step 113
Remind Ori that she has only posted around 30 posts, it is only in game she is a spamzor. (Maybe I have posted only 60, but I have posted ever so many posts where they dont count XD)
Oh yes, tell the nurse to dress up in latex, wait for her to respond.

[Mals]

Don't know if this one has been implemented yet but here it goes xD

Step 124: Eat cheesecake is a must! :superpusso: The nurse must eat it as well :P

[Dannboy]

Step 125...
Jump 10 steps, then enjoy some more cake with the pretty nurse that is now dressed in latex

[nevergiveup]

Step 126: Ninjaedit your post.

[Orimae]

Don't know if this one has been implemented yet but here it goes xD

Step 114: Eat cheesecake is a must! :superpusso: The nurse must eat it as well :P
Mmmm cheesecake..
Step 127: (really...127..damn...lol)

Turns out 'Cheesecake' was not one of the 'safe' words for the latex clad nurse, and now you have to go to the hardware store for 'removal implements'

(Ruffles Danns hair...gimme some time to spam , it shall be done :wub2: )

[Mals]

Step 128: After eating a cheesecake, go for ice cream! :D

[Arafails]

Step 129: Check the post counter in the top right of this post. It does not say #129.

[UmarilsStillHere]

Step 130: Overlook all the none numbered posts/flames/opinions as if they are no there :)

[Dannboy]

Step 129: Check the post counter in the top right of this post. It does not say #129.

We already failed at the 3rd post. Static jumped over #3 XD
Step 131
Eat the cold ice cream, then get a brain freeze.

[nevergiveup]

Step 132:
Claw your head desperately to end the brain freeze.

[UmarilsStillHere]

Step 133: Find a conju with Dispell to help you, or at least with blaze, :razz:

[craiyzee]

step 134: cry when blaze stings your eyes and dispell fails

[Immune]

step 134: cry when blaze stings your eyes and dispell fails

Step 135:
Complain frantically why the conj doesn't have dispel at level 5?!

Look for someone who can help you, although most likely nobody will because the nurse has given you so much bad rep. Curse her...

If all else fails, go to ignis and bury your head in the sand.

[nevergiveup]

Step 136: Bury yourself in Eastern Sands, and pray that the mummies never finds you.

[ArcticWolf]

Step 137: As mummies are just dry zombies, be careful not to get bitten. Call Alice.

[Shadydowns]

step 138: Habla en espeñol!! :D

[Klutu]

Step 136: Bury yourself in Eastern Sands, and pray that the mummies never finds you.

Step 139 Ban Ban Ban!!

[craiyzee]

step 140... consult Rule 34

[nevergiveup]

step 140... consult Rule 34

Step 141: Erase your memory of the last, terrifying step.

[Sicker]

step wtf: spin in circles until you pass out.

[Arafails]

Step 81: Realign the post count with the step count, but do it in hexadecimal.

[nevergiveup]

Step 81: Realign the post count with the step count, but do it in hexadecimal.

Step 001100010011001100110000:
Play around with binary converters for a while.

[Dannboy]

Step 145
Get bitten by a zombie

[Arafails]

Step 146: SUB d0,1
BEQ "Step 145"

[Dannboy]

Step 147
Stop confusing others with high tec aka nerdy/too modern sentences for Dannboy :looking:
Oh yes, go back to the nurse and ask her what to do about the bite.

[Xero_Aurion]

Step 148: The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie.

Come to the ultimate realization that there were never any steps to begin with...and you are insane O_O xD

[Dannboy]

Step 149
Shuttit TCIAL is my famous saying....whitch I ripped off from Edge.
Ask the nurse to have intercorse(I cannot say s** =P), she says no because she doesnt want mummy-AIDS. What do you do?

[Immune]

Step 150: Start spluttering jibberish and nonsense, hopefully something interesting will happen as a result.

[Dannboy]

Step 151
You end up having intercorse with the nurses sister...

[-Edge-]

Step 149
Shuttit TCIAL is my famous saying....whitch I ripped off from Edge.
Ask the nurse to have intercorse(I cannot say s** =P), she says no because she doesnt want mummy-AIDS. What do you do?


(Which I was taught as a padawan under Dunmer.)
Step 152: Try to actually make these steps like a roleplay without stupid numbers and repeating memes :p

[UmarilsStillHere]

Step 153: Since your now a zombie/mummy you see a grind party running up the beach towards you, you run for your life towards the volcanic zone.

[nevergiveup]

Step 154: Ask someone who the frak Dunmer is.

[Immune]

Step 155: Get furious and spontaniously combust, incinerating the nearby grinders.

Sign up for anger management classes?

[Dannboy]

Step 156
Bite teh grinders!

[nevergiveup]

Step 157:
Feel bad for yourself. You were a grinder once too.

[Ulti19]

Step 158:

Get over it and begin to ponder how there came to be so many steps in this thread

[nevergiveup]

Step 158:

Get over it and begin to ponder how there came to be so many steps in this thread

Step 159:
The thought police is at your door.
Hide.

[Mals]

Step 160: Jump trough the window and leave some Donuts at your home? :3 xD

[Torin_Ironfist]

Step 161: Jump back in through that window and grab the donuts, but leave milk and cookies.

[Snoid]

Step 162:

send: NGD 12313
to: 5522

[Mals]

Step 163:

You wonder what will you get from sending that... and you see the thought Police breaking the door of the house :O!

[dani-o]

Step 163:

You wonder what will you get from sending that... and you see the thought Police breaking the door of the house :O!

step 164:

slowly take the needle off your arm, and flush all the dope, before the police reaches the bathroom.

[Torg_Snowflake]

step 165: You are getting closed in. Deploy Ubercharge.

[ArcticWolf]

Step 166: As Ubercharge won't work, remotely release the safeties of your claymore mines in the garden and activate your super secret security system. Send the whore in your closet dressed up like you as a distraction and escape through the emergency tunnel in your basement.

Wake up, 'twas a dream.

[Dannboy]

Step 167:
You wake up naked inside Notre Dam. What do?

[Klutu]

Step 168:

Beat up Dannboy for Rezing this Thread :P

[Dannboy]

Step 169(:O)
You run naked through Notre Dam, screaming "Dannboy", and the guards start to chase you.

[UmarilsStillHere]

Step 170: (:p)

You run out onto the street slamming the door behind you to slow the guards, untill they glitch (cough) I mean magically teleport though it :O

[Dannboy]

Step 171:
You pop on Escapist and as you run through the crowded streets you gain a unhuman, godly speed. Then you mount your light horse and set off towards....

[Immune]

Step 172:
You manage to run into a stream and suddenly fly off your horse.

[ArcticWolf]

Step 173:
From now on, you have to check if the step number is prime.

This step is Prime!

[Gytha_Ogg]

Step 174:
You check if the step number is prime.

This step is NOT Prime!

[Arafails]

Step 175:
Having verified, again, that the step number is not prime, go have a coffee.

[Immune]

Step 176:
You find a local coffee shop and realize you're still all wet from falling in a stream and probably being chased by the guards. But you know you're safe as long as the step isn't prime. Which it isn't... yet.

[UmarilsStillHere]

Step 177:
'Someone' spills coffee in your lap,

[Matrak]

Step 178:

Lick your lap because you like coffee. :D :imstupid:

[blood-raven]

step 179:

get a heart attack from to mutch coffee.

[Angel_de_Combate]

step 180:

Everyone mourns and we have a nice funeral in your honor (fishfingers and newcastle brown ale) with plenty of the usual 'we knew them well'...etc etc.

[Silent_Shadow]

Step 181:

After the funeral, go to a party

[Immune]

Step 182:
You wake up in your grave and falcon punch your way to the surface. You're not about to miss a party just because you're dead.

[Arafails]

Step 183: Realise that in your rush to have a wake thrown in your honour, you missed a prime number. Tsk, tsk. You also missed one before that because you were having a heart attack.

[Gytha_Ogg]

Step 184: Rescind the 'check for primes' rule because it's unfair to Ignis and Alsius.

Only Syrtians can multiply. :D

[Arafails]

Step 185: Note that however unique to Syrtis the "multiply" skill might be, Ignis at least is still quite capable of division.

[Immune]

Step 186:
Immediately discard all thoughts of math-related subjects. Actually, just stop thinking in general. But do it without thinking about it or you're just making it worse. Just do it.

[blood-raven]

step 187: spend a life time at school cause we all stopped thinking.

[Nils_Dacke]

Step 188: Stand still for a while staring out the window while trying to remember why you went to the kitchen in the first place....

[Silent_Shadow]

Step 189: Finally remember that you went to get cake

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

step 190: think, maybe it was cookies.... or pie, definitly pie.... or was it a candy bar?

[Immune]

Step 191: The cake is a pie. See what happens when you keep thinking? You should stop before it's too late.

[Arafails]

Step 192: The pie is very tart. Spend a fate point to fetch a glass of lemonade.

[Matrak]

Step 193: Use said glass of lemonade to play fetch with your parrot.

[Gytha_Ogg]

Step 194: Buy a new parrot to replace the one that drowned in lemonade.

[Mbwana]

step 195: Change your mind and buy a goldfish instead

[Silent_Shadow]

step 196: Buy a fishbowl for said goldfish

[Ulti19]

Step 197: Return fishbowl because it started to crack and let the goldfish slip out and into the toilet for some crazy fishy adventure

[Arafails]

Step 198: Find Nemo.

(Maybe he knows where your fish is? Plus he has this aaaaaaaawesome submarine)

(PS, the numbers on either side of this are prime. Just so you know.)

[nedax]

Step 199: Kill Nemo...

Yes! Kill it now! nobody will take caer of it :p

[Mbwana]

step 200: take nemo's corpse and use it to make sushi

Edit: 8 is a prime number? oO

[nedax]

step 201: eat the sushi

[Arafails]

step 202: drink the sake. Who knows where it came from

@Mbwana: 197 and 199 are prime numbers, silly :P

[Immune]

Step 203: Do a barrel roll. Why? Because it will help digest your sushi.

[Arafails]

Step 204: Remember that you never need justification for doing barrel rolls.

[Mbwana]

Step 205: after you do a barrel roll try that green stuff sitting innocently next to the sushi

@Arafail: my bad xD I was half asleep at the time

[Arafails]

Step 206: Wasabisplosion! Gain an extra +5 speed points.

[Immune]

Step 207: Spontanious combustion.

[blood-raven]

step 208: introduce wassabi in heaven

[Mbwana]

step 209: get thrown out of heaven

[Matrak]

Step 210:

Fall in until ya get to some hot soup with Igneos mixing it. :D