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00yel00
08-28-2009, 06:27 PM
/me got bored and casted:

lvl 1 Sudden Spam Strike -%50 Stay On Topic for 5 posts :poster_spam:
UmarilsStillHere
08-28-2009, 06:28 PM
:fsm: filler
Mattdoesrock
08-28-2009, 06:35 PM
I agree. <-- That's not 10 characters.
Dannboy
08-28-2009, 07:09 PM
I agree. <-- That's not 10 characters.

Its actually called 10char Matt
Mattdoesrock
08-28-2009, 07:17 PM
Sorry. I try my best.
craiyzee
08-28-2009, 07:43 PM
did you know "hai" means shark in german?
my german friends think i'm telling them a shark is attacking when i say "hai"
Dannboy
08-28-2009, 07:45 PM
did you know "hai" means shark in german?
my german friends think i'm telling them a shark is attacking when i say "hai"

Same in Norwegian.
And if im not wrong Sweden and Denmark too. =D
Hallabai
UmarilsStillHere
08-28-2009, 07:47 PM
I just had noodles... Will :fsm: now smite me for killing his brother? :o
Dannboy
08-28-2009, 07:54 PM
Yes, but if you confess you're sins he may just spare you.
http://www.starbase1.co.uk/flying-spaghetti-monster/dawn-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-800x600.jpg
craiyzee
08-28-2009, 07:56 PM
I just had noodles... Will :fsm: now smite me for killing his brother? :o

what kind of noodles?
UmarilsStillHere
08-28-2009, 07:57 PM
Super Noodles! :razz:

OMFG, just heard the first firework of the year, its not even september yet people! DX
Dannboy
08-28-2009, 08:01 PM
I bought mine while I was in Estonia during summer vacation :3
http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Family_Super_Noodles.jpg These right?
DkySven
08-28-2009, 08:04 PM
Haai is Dutch for hai, but it's pronounced the same way as the German.

Oh and, :fsm:
craiyzee
08-28-2009, 08:05 PM
i tried pot noodle when i was in the UK... I almost vomitted it was so bad
Mattdoesrock
08-28-2009, 08:05 PM
i tried pot noodle when i was in the UK... I almost vomitted it was so bad

How dare you.
Dannboy
08-28-2009, 08:05 PM
Weed noodles....\o/
craiyzee
08-28-2009, 08:07 PM
how dare you.

how very dare you!
UmarilsStillHere
08-28-2009, 08:07 PM
How dare you.

Sorry Matt, but Pot noodle is pretty shit :P

love the adds though :p
Mattdoesrock
08-28-2009, 08:10 PM
Sorry Matt, but Pot noodle is pretty shit :P

love the adds though :p

You got it all wrong.

The ad's are horrific, the noodles are awesome. :closed1:
Dannboy
08-28-2009, 08:14 PM
Wtf is Pot noodles? Is it really pot in them? /me has to visit England and get high legally then <3
UmarilsStillHere
08-28-2009, 08:14 PM
If you link noodles and poodles in one line of song your in my mind forever :p
Dannboy
08-28-2009, 08:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy2nqEfSx3Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knZXMsr3YNI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs0WCUZqoJg&feature=related
I wish The Inn increased my post count XD
UmarilsStillHere
08-28-2009, 08:18 PM
Think more noodles in a pot, then add boiling water

http://files.myopera.com/Wakajawaka/blog/potnoodle.jpg

But yes, they would be better with Pot in them, everything is better with a bag of weed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HilYNaLWhyY)
00yel00
08-28-2009, 09:20 PM
Oracle: What's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything

/me casted confuse thread (4) :bangin:
Orimae
08-28-2009, 09:31 PM
Think more noodles in a pot, then add boiling water

http://files.myopera.com/Wakajawaka/blog/potnoodle.jpg

But yes, they would be better with Pot in them, everything is better with a bag of weed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HilYNaLWhyY)

Amen :biggrin:
Brother-brian
08-28-2009, 09:42 PM
nothing to say.
Orimae
08-28-2009, 09:50 PM
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/3049/funnycatpictures357.jpg
Immune
08-28-2009, 11:05 PM
I'm not sure where I am... a spam thread or a noodle thread? Or a spam-fest of noodle related conversation? :dance::fsm:
Znurre
08-28-2009, 11:32 PM
Same in Norwegian.
And if im not wrong Sweden and Denmark too. =D
Hallabaiit's "haj" in Swedish :p
backe
08-29-2009, 01:35 AM
Did someone say pot noodles?
Dannboy
08-29-2009, 08:11 AM
Znurre, haj and hai is so close to eachother that it shouldnt be allowed =P
And no, I have never done pot, speed, angeldust, coke, weed etc. etc. I took a smoke once and I take a so called "snus" (Znurre knows what it means) every now and then.
UmarilsStillHere
08-29-2009, 01:45 PM
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Immune
08-29-2009, 02:20 PM
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Dannboy
08-30-2009, 09:31 PM
So i herd u liek mudkipz (copypasta and therefore Public Domain)

One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I herd you liek Mudkipz..."

"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS."

"Oh really? So, would you ever f*ck a Mudkips, that is..."(he cuts me off before I could say "if you were a Mudkips.")

"OF COURSE."

"Well I just happen to have a Mudkip here, and.."


Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I coolly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.


I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real f*cked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the sh*t out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.


So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

My mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo Holmes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

So I ask you: do you like Mudkipz?
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mudkip