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Brother-brian
08-28-2009, 09:41 PM
I just love these.

I have seen many threads in other forums where they just copy-paste from the chuck norris websites.

I would like to see some originality in these, as they can really be pretty funny.

I'll go first:

Whoop-Ass opens cans of Chuck Norris.
DkySven
08-28-2009, 10:01 PM
I like this site very much:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Dannboy
08-29-2009, 08:14 AM
Chuck Norris can taste the difference between "I can't believe it's not butter" and ordinary butter.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can play Regnum Online without lagging.
Brother-brian
08-29-2009, 02:00 PM
Chuck Norris can tug on Superman's cape, spit into the wind, pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger AND kick Jim AND Slim's @$$..... all at the same time.
_dracus_
08-31-2009, 11:15 AM
Chuck Norris can defeat an archer :drinks:
Mattdoesrock
08-31-2009, 11:20 AM
Chuck Norris can defeat an archer :drinks:

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/5088/wtfavf.gif
Torg_Snowflake
08-31-2009, 11:40 AM
Chuck Norris can defeat an archer :drinks:

... with a warlock.
_dracus_
08-31-2009, 11:42 AM
... with a warlock.

No with a mage, Chuck Norris doesn't need subclass!
Brother-brian
09-01-2009, 12:57 PM
Chuck Norris kills so fast, everyone else just thinks its lag on their end.
UmarilsStillHere
09-01-2009, 03:50 PM
I like this site very much:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Rofl, Epic site :biggrin:

Also...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOIRJi1YWY8
Gawyn_Trakkand
09-02-2009, 12:54 PM
Chuck norris walked down the street with an erection.............. There where no survivors