War of the Warlocks

[Inkster]

Ok, so the comic thread doesn't get overrun by the
aggro smurf and myself, i stared a new one here

To continue from comic thread:

I'm crucifying Venom, banging in the nails,
And I am so happy, because old Venom failed.
I'm crucifying Venom, nail him to the cross,
The poor old bastard bleeds to death and I don't give a toss.

I'm crucifying Venom, in my piss he bathes.
I think I am a pervert, I think I am depraved
I'm crucifying Venom, beat him to a pulp,
I stick my organ in his mouth and on it he must gulp.

[Static_Fang]

So here we go again, around on the ride.
Which i can say, twinkle does satisfy.
But before this whole thing derails,
I'd like to explain why.

As you can all see, we like to have some fun.
But I'm afraid my mate here, can't make a good pun.
So here i go again, picking up the slack,
And for saying all this stuff, I'll likely get a smack.

While Inkster crucifies me, I'd like to tell you why,
On his wonderful girl, i did indeed ride.
But his organ in my mouth, such the thought makes me pout.
I swear to the developers, I'll shove something down his bloody mouth.
Not my organ, such a thing of beauty i wont defile,
The torture i have in mind, will make it worth my while.

And while my rhyming does kinda suck, I have to say Inkster did cry,
Before my untimely demise, I'd like to tell you why.

To have some fun with a mate, Its all fun and games,
until someone else gives their unrelated opinion, which is really kind of lame.
Surely you all know this feeling, and surely you feel the same,
When you're with a chick, the guy comes home and she gives you all the blame.

While i am being- You know what, I'm just gonna come out and say it.
Twinkle, that piggy-back ride in the war zone was so fun. We should hang out more.

While I am being crucified, i would like to say good-bye.
Inkster you can suck your own, while i think of a better rhyme.

[Inkster]

Pretty soon Fang, it will be your judgement day
Pretty soon Fang, you will be in decay
Pretty soon Fang, on a marble slab you'll lie
Hope a conjurers with you when you die

Pretty soon Fang, you body will be in pain
Every muscle and sinew will burn like a flame
Pretty soon Fang, in fear you will cry
Hope a conjurers with you when you die

Pretty soon Fang, maggots eat your flesh
Pretty soon Fang, old and rotting where once you were fresh
Pretty soon Fang, your flesh putrefies
Just hope a conjurers with you when you die

[Inkster]

Side note:

If anyone gets the impression were flaming each other were not, 'tis just a bit of fun. A truer end to this thread would go something like this

(Uriah Heep Demons and Wizards)


Whatcha think I am
Do you think I'm dreaming
Don't you know I know
What it is you're scheming

Who'd you think gave you the right
Hidden by the dead of night
To take the world and turn it upside down
When it should be round

Seems I made it just in time
To use my reason and my rhyme
To save us from the evils of your mind

I will cast the spell
Be sure I'll cast it well
I will light a fire
Kindled with desire

I'll fill you with fear
So you know I'm here
And I won't be treated like a fool

It's no good you pretending
There'll be no happy ending
I'm alive and darkness is my tool

But when the night is over
And daytime steals your cover
The goodness of the morning sun
Will warm away what you have done
And leave you cold

I have no need for moonlight
You're wrong to trust in sunlight
For I exist not just in storms
But in life itself in so many forms
To leave you cold

I will leave you now
But you won't defeat me
You had best beware
When you come to meet me

Love and truth will follow me
An army of reality
Brought from every corner of the world

You will never break the spell
I'll summon all the fires of hell
And this is my advice for what it's worth

Let us not begin
This fight we cannot win
Be sure you're watching me
Cause all through your life
Everyday and everynight
You should know that I'll be watching you

[Sicker]

oh. i seen something like this before!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1mQ_B3Q65c

[Static_Fang]

I have to say Inkster, you have your hopes up high,
There wont be a conjurer, for I wont die.
Bloody hell Inkster, you really should know why,
Twinkle wont let you kill me, for it would make her cry.

Yes i must say, we are really great mates,
Time to time though, you come up with a good debate.
But the poor old goat, despite your efforts of baking her cake,
Twinkle has you on a tight lease, and she really makes you shake.

But i dont know how long this will last,
For of course she'll stand with you from your past.
However we warlocks cant run fast,
So i'm safe as long as i get a 40m head start. (to which i will head off on now)

[Twinkle1]

Venom fang you little smurf,
to get with me ya have to do the work.

you may be fine ,but Inkster is to,
so untill your a man go shoo shoo shoo.

Iv killed ya once iv killed ya twice,
hell it's not funny you give me lice.

And when we see ya out n about,
man keep ya distance dont make me pout.

coz if i get fleas once more from you,
ya ganna die ganna make blue stew.

you maybe thinking yeh yeh yeh,
I can kick Ink's butt so do beware.

Dont give me shyt no big come back,
or ill shove my staff up your butt crack.

[Inkster]

Dont give me shyt no big come back,
or ill shove my staff up your butt crack.

\O/ WOOT Venom Popsicle

[Arafails]

I demand a full broadway performance.

[Static_Fang]

Oh come on Twink you know me,
Inkster cleans the kitchen with his own pee.
You know whats right to do,
Ill be waiting for a call from you ;)

And Inkster you better pick up your act,
Or you might feel a sharp object up your own crack.
The next time Twink leaves she might not come back,
Oh who am i kidding I'm full of crap.

With all the fun we have right now,
I normally dont hit women but i eat cows.
Since u married a goat,
That makes you edible and on that note-

I've already got a head start,
So now its time for us to depart.
I must say, with two of you it will be tough,
But i can take you both on until you've had enough.

[Twinkle1]

Oooo ya think ya hard a real big man,
com on sunny get back in ya pram.

I aint got time to rap all day,
The kitchen needs painting and were on our way.

But the challenge is on ill kick your butt,
your hurt so bad from my meteor rock.

Ivy soul sucker ill use them to,
in the end i will silence you.

So bring it on if ya can,
but your ganna get owned by the Dilligaf clan.

[Inkster]

I hold your bones
I eat your flesh
I have killed you with much success
And yet i must confess
Though your life is through
It is i that who envy you

[Static_Fang]

Ahh that'd be right,
Come on twinkle bring on the clan.
Not just two to deal with my might,
But this will last all damn night.

And Inkster give me those tears,
Ill make a drink better than all Alsiun beers
But come on damnit, you got a whole clan hunting me down,
Stop fooling around like a childs clown.

Man up Dilligaf i can take you all on,
You can zerg me but i will stay strong.
Your all so scared you will break into song,
Go smoke some wheat from your old bong.

Thats right I'm not running away,
Even if this will be my last battle today.
It is better to burn out then to fade,
So I'll take you all on, and my legend will be made.

[-Edge-]

Far far away, from the sea of the sand.
Strode under the stars, the shape of a man.
Walked so light, neath the shade of the night.
Under his cloak, a face, filled in fright.
Upon the red sky he murmured a word.
The word was but spam, not to be learned.

"Ignis are red
Alsius are blue
I love hunters
They love me too"

<3

It is i that who envy you
:???:

[Inkster]

All my life, Ive been a pacifist
But right now, you really got me pissed
Your meteor didnt kill me, I dont know why
Theres a new Melvin in town
And its time for him to get on down
Its gonna hurt like hell, and youre gonna die
Maybe you better scram or Ill cut you up like a holiday ham

Im gonna kick, kick, kick, kick, kick your ass
Im gonna kick, kick, kick, kick, kick your ass
Im gonna kick, kick, kick, kick, kick your ass
Its gonna be a blast to kick your ass

Though I cant try to do me some harm
I can try just to rip off your arm
Nothing personal, I hope you understand
Now, I dont mean to be mean
But Im about to remove your spleen
Got a problem with that, than talk to the hand
You better pray to Surakor cause Im gonna show you who I am

Im gonna kick, kick, kick, kick, kick your ass
Rip, rip, rip, rip off your arms
Have, have, have, have me a blast
Oh man, oh man, hot damn
That was a Utghar jam
And thats who I am
And I kicked your ass


Side note:
Edge it just seemed to fit ^^

[Twinkle1]

Sweetie pie i dont need the clan,
I can whip you down with no hands.

I dont bring the clan they tag along,
waiting to here the blue death song.

we all know your not be alone,
so stop your wine & stop your moan.

make no mistake ill take anyone on,
not scared of death i will not run.

Ill play with you and have some fun,
ping pong with a smurf is so much fun.

Just ask some knights n barbs who have played,
they didnt laugh or get away.

And im not the best of loc's around ,
but ill pound you right into the ground.

Dont worry hun its you and me,
No one will take this challange from me :)

[Twinkle1]

thursday morning smurf wakes up,
rubbs his eyes tuggs at his cruch.

wounders what the day will bring,
shall he do some lvling.

with contract out to kick his but,
he should have no such luck.

unless all ignis help him out,
now what the f..k's all that about.

so If you need anouther day,
to change your pants please just say.

coz i don't want to seem unfair.

[Inkster]

Venom couldn't wait to get into the village,
He was dressed so authentic-a-lly.
He couldn't wait to get into the village,
He wanted all of the Igneans to see.
(two-three-four - tell the Igneans what he wore!)

It was a Alsarian-knotwork-pattered, runic, velvet silk embroidered tunic,
That he wore for the first time today.
It was a Alsarian-knotwork-pattered, runic, velvet silk embroidered tunic,
So on the campsite he's going to stay.

Venom couldn't wait to get into the battle,
'Cause his brand new equipment he wore.
He couldn't wait to get into the battle,
He was really authentic for sure.
(two-three-four - tell the Igneans what he wore!)

It was an Elven-syrtis-Realm-of-Elmet Benty-Grange-boar-crested-helmet,
That he wore for the first time today.
It was an Elven-syrtis-Realm-of-Elmet Benty-Grange-boar-crested-helmet,
So in the village he's going to stay.

Now he can't wait to get into the gear check,
And I wonder what they're going to do.
Now he can't wait to get into the gear check,
and the poor officer's turning blue.
(two-three-four - tell the Igneans what he wore!)

It was a jewelled-defective lvl 10 - twisted two-foot staff-with - no - great bonus,
That he wore for the first time today.
It was a jewelled-defective lvl 10 - twisted two-foot staff-with - no - great bonus,
So in the beer tent he's going to stay.

From the village to the gear check
Where his pride was wounded sore.
From the gear check to the beer tent -
Now there isn't any more.

[Static_Fang]

While Inkster dreams of a better time,
I've been thinking carefully bout my rhyme.
I mean it will still be shit,
but at least i can make it a better hit.

Inkster I'm afraid you'll have to wait,
Girls first you know the pace.
Alright twink lets have some fun,
U, me a meteorite and my pair of guns.
Alright, i know that was a pretty bad pun...
Just stick with me here and we'll settle this one.

After that, well theres your bloody thick husband,
As well as your clan that will be a little aggro...
So how bout we settle this with a date?
I mean Ink wont mind we're still mates.

Oh right the clan too,
Well i bet they got better things to do.
Like running after their lost gems,
You really need to look after them.

Who else will come after me now?
Dont hesitate to get all the help you need cow ^^
Alright Inkster your turn soon,
And for your sake i hope it pwns.

[Mattdoesrock]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Mattdoesrock,
And so do you.

[Angelwinged_Devil]

inkster, venom, twinkle or whoever you are
Angelwinged Devil is here and I'll leave a scar
By banging you so hard that even the altar can't heal
that I ate all of you in my last meal

[Twinkle1]

many many years ago i remember mummy told me,
to stay away from ignis guys as there to hot n horney.

they'll tempt you with the sun n sand ice tea and lemonade,
and when they get you all alone they rearly are quite naughty.

but what about the syrtis guys for sure they must be better,
oh no she said there worse infact thay'd share a girl with many.

so who's a girl to marry then i asked with eyes of wonder,

why alsius guys they are the best that why i wed your daddy.

[Twinkle1]

Why Angel sweetie lets just hope you have all the equipment to bang with :)

look forward to it .

[Inkster]

ahah so Awd grew a new head ^^

[Static_Fang]

Is this a really bad time?
Cause i notice no1 has a rhyme.

Sorry, i can't help it now...

[_dracus_]

Angelwinged devil plays
with some angry mobs
but Inkster uses Ivy.

[Twinkle1]

Hay smurf its your turn :)

[Static_Fang]

Alright, one more before i go for a rest,
I mean Ink and Twink act like they're the best.
Right now I'm just so tired of it,
Come on out already and prove your worth bit by bit.

I know its not likely for me to win,
But i cant wipe off my grin.
It will be a nice challenge to beat alsius finest,
I aint go nothing to lose, it will be an all out frag-fest.

You can take away my health, debuff me to your hearts content,
You cant break my spirit, you want take me down, and you can surely bet-
I wont back down, and i bloody wont bow to the likes of some goat!
Ignis pride right here, and once this is over I will gloat-
'Bout the time i smashed an entire alsiun clan,
Just with some spells, and my bare hands.

Even if you win, The victory will be mine,
The ignean spirit will soar, and it will bloody shine!
One Dark elf, taking on more than his fair share of carbras,
He didnt falter, he stayed and whoop'd some arse!

Although I will still be your great friend,
Right now, we will have an intermission (The temporary end)

[Inkster]

hush a bye baby on the tree top
when the wind blow an utghar will rock

ALL TOGETHER NOW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlKGxKBhjmE

[Twinkle1]

The first regnum karaoke song lol and its all yours smurf :)

[Twinkle1]

pmsl here smurf
loves ya xxxxxxxx

[-Edge-]

I think you people failed at rhyming and proper rhythm a long time ago :p

[Twinkle1]

Hehe we know were shyt at it but its fun for a few mins and todays a boring day. :)

[Static_Fang]

Uuuuuu- UP on the wrong side, of the great wall,
For all you warzone ready players that don’t have any balls,
Still adhering to your realm councils laws likes its cool,
Yea- Still have to send your kids to inner-realm school!

We Igneans win all the fights,
Yea that’s why we’re effing right.
We Igneans win all the fights,
Better get those goat kids inside, (Yum!)
We Igneans win all the fights,
Small dark elves, riding high! (Yea!)

Check out my apoc staff I’m housing,
Took a while of leet catalogue browsing.
All the hot elf chicks think its arousing. (Uh!)

Watch what you say, I’m in the best clan,
Even our lowest level kid is quite the man!
And the chicks? “Who ha, did you see those legs?”
Triss heals so fast we never need to rest. (Yea!)

We Igneans win all the fights,
Yea that’s why we’re effing right.
We Igneans win all the fights,
Better get those goat kids inside, (Yum!)
We Igneans win all the fights,
Small dark elves, riding high! (Yea!)

Don’t mess with me, I’ll be your midlife crisis,
I better never hear your clan mess with Triss’s.
I don’t give a F*** how nice your leader is,
I’ll raise your blood pressure just like high arrow prices!

[Inkster]

I met a lock who sang the blues
And i asked him for some happy news...
But he just lagged and crashed away
I went over to irc
I asked the people to fight with me
But a voice said......the players .... cannot play
And in the forum devs dont listen
the players cry (but they just wont listen)
but not a word was spoken
All the spells were broken
And the 1 dev i admired the most
decided to delete my fucking post
then nerfed us all and the server host
the day.... the gameplay Died

[-Edge-]

I met a lock who sang the blues
And i asked him for some happy news...
But he just lagged and crashed away
I went over to irc
I asked the people to fight with me
But a voice said......the players .... cannot play
And in the forum devs dont listen
the players cry (but they just wont listen)
but not a word was spoken
All the spells were broken
And the 1 dev i admired the most
decided to delete my fucking post
then nerfed us all and the server host
the day.... the gameplay Died
So beautiful :3