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Inkster
10-18-2009, 10:47 AM
(A possible but unlikely announcement from NGD) :p

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7325/brain4jk4.jpg

*NOTICE*

Because of heavy processing requirements, we are currently using some of your unused brain capacity for backup processing. Please ignore any hallucinations, voices or unusual dreams you may experience. Avoid all concentration-intensive tasks until further notice.


- Regards,

NGD.






Yes im bored shitless :D
Myxir
10-18-2009, 12:40 PM
Are you okay? :sifflote:
SPARTISH
10-18-2009, 01:39 PM
have you been meditating?
or smoking grass again xD
ArcticWolf
10-18-2009, 03:16 PM
Because of heavy processing requirements, we are currently using some of your unused brain capacity for backup processing. Please ignore any hallucinations, voices or unusual dreams you may experience. Avoid all concentration-intensive tasks until further notice.

It that would be possible (it will, sometime in the future) that would be great. I mean, imagine a distributed filesystem where you could put your memories on and it would replicate to other brains. Imagine you could instantly learn everything a human may know, and be up-to-date. Why store information in your brain and not in a computer? Let's use all the unused space we can! Besides, it's cheaper that running a datacenter.

That would lead to a whole new species, and maybe to a new being. We would be the braincells of a superior being.

Where's my prozium? Oh, there...
Nikor
10-18-2009, 04:51 PM
It that would be possible (it will, sometime in the future) that would be great.

Meh, I don't want any of Inksters evil thoughts in my brain, thank you very much. :eek:
survive
10-18-2009, 09:59 PM
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7325/brain4jk4.jpg


If you were to get this filesystem by NGD, what could you expect???? hmmm

you would have to stop and wait to think....

you would lag crossing the street...

your vision would have unexpected drops for no reason to 3fps...

you could get into your car after locking your keys in it....

you would look left... and for no reason crash to the floor...

updates.... bwahahaha let me stop there .. I am currently fit-shaced, and further comment will probably get me banned xD