Cool Character Names

[Freduardo]

Every now and then I see someone in chat or just around the warzone who I think has picked a cool, funny or clever name for their character. With all the "Dark whatever" or "Legolass'es" around, I think we should applaud those that at least put some thought in naming their chars. A list:

On Ra:
Thelonious Monk (goat mage, I think warlock).
El Desbalance

On Horus:
I Hate Sand
Mattdoesblock (No you dont!)
Mad Jarmina
No To Studies (Mostly because of what it was before, and why he had to change it)
Dark Barbecue
Bonnie Parker + Clyde Barrow
Yourself
Holas I'm Inkster

I'd love to see Knightchill one day, but I fear the chances of that are slim.

Anyone know any more?
Please indulge me, I'm bored :P

[UmarilsStillHere]

I think you got a lot of the ones I know but heres a few more :)

Ra:
Hilarious Raceway (and all other Val varients)
Lag

Horus:
lol fail
Pope
Touch my Tralala
Run Away (hunter)
Rumple Forskin
Obey the Cunt
Badass

erm...

I know there are plenty that have caught my eye over the months but cant remember them now, but now this thread exists Ill keep an eye peeled for any good ones :)

[JennyfromtheBlock]

Only a few on my list ;)

Dark Marksman ( for obvious reasons... Rioss :) )
and Super User ( that guys is a dick )
Icritudie
Rick Astley
Stacey's mom

[Angel_de_Combate]

Ra:

Fanta
AVG
Benson and hedges
Vidal Sassoon(why do you name yourself after products??)


Horus:
Banana phone
I like
To hunt(what happened to these guys)
Rumple Foreskin(legend!)

Er need to think on some more :p

[CumeriTarenes]

Hairy Potter for goat mage^^

[Freduardo]

Hairy Potter for goat mage^^
haha nice one

Can't believe I forgot Rumple, and Touch my Tralala, and ..

Also:
Horny Bastard (a goat on horus, who unfortunately doesn't play anymore.)
Tall Handsome Guy (bald dwarf xD)
Dwarfie talked about making a 'Kabouter Wesley' which would only be funny for Belgians and Dutch (from a comic).

[Znurre]

My friend Kwarf has an Utghar Warlock on RA named Goat of Slaughter.
As if that was not enough, his Benkku is named "Savage Benkku".

He is very aggro.
Other nice names I've seen on RA includes "Root" and "I haking you loser".

Oh, and while we're at funny names I have to share the name of a clan I got invited to with my noob conju some weeks ago: "The clam most surprising and best of them all".

(Yeah, it actually said "clam")

[time-to-die]

haha nice one

Can't believe I forgot Rumple, and Touch my Tralala, and ..

Also:
Horny Bastard (a goat on horus, who unfortunately doesn't play anymore.)
Tall Handsome Guy (bald dwarf xD)
Dwarfie talked about making a 'Kabouter Wesley' which would only be funny for Belgians and Dutch (from a comic).

hahahah kabouter wesly :clapclap::clapclap::clapclap: and yes i think only the dutch and the belgians ppl know that

(sorry my english is not 100%)

[Pizdzius]

oh yeah (Znurre, lol @ clam)

"I haking you loser" frustrates me with his lack of grammar xD
also all "Mattdoessomething" variants, this guy is awesome (also his horse, HorsedoesMatt)
all the "Luisgolas, Leggollas, Legigolas" etc variants, hilarious to see it every 10 minutes on RA.
SuperDaveNinja and his alts!
"yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" I believe he was in Ignis
and LOLZ "surakor" how funneh is that

And this is one of the best pet names I saw:
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/7773/screenshot2009121120030.jpg

[Inkster]

i used to have a char called legoless the drunk :)

oh and Holas im Inkster will never be used again

[Mattdoesrock]

also all "Mattdoessomething" variants, this guy is awesome (also his horse, HorsedoesMatt)

I think I've become some sort of Regnum meme. \o/

[terekon]

Ive seen lots of pretty good names, and some not so good ones.

But i would have to say the best mount name ive seen was a syrtis riding '2400 xim'

I lol'd, the guy mounted up to get away and for once i was happy to see a syrtis riding away from me.

[WhateverUSMC]

I was killed once by a hunter named Bad Economy, and attacked once by a hunters pet named dysentery. I was too busy laughing to screenshot them, though..

[Revolverxxx]

Rumple foreskin makes me lmao everytime i see him
also Rectal Thermometer is an awesome name xD
and Scias's clan names are always hilarious

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

ive seen a few cool names, but a few that stand out:

sudo get naked (forces me to tbag without leggings)

dune solder (sounds completely badass)

sorrow (didnt know him until i was about lvl 40ish, now im his pet xD)

godot (looks simple but im still not sure how to pronounce it)

i hate sand (need i say more?)

i know all but 1 of those are ignis, i dont pay much attention to enemy names.

[Mr_Egg]

But i would have to say the best mount name ive seen was a syrtis riding '2400 xim' I'm pretty sure that's Kjartan the Cruel.... who has(had?) a char called "Hunt Me Plz" too..... :clapclap:

Some of my favourites:

A Noob ("you have been defeated by A Noob")
Lait
Cup Of Tea
Ps The Knight (a conjurer...well, warju)
Oops

There are others but I'm having a brain dead day, so I'll probably add them later :D

[NotScias]

Rumple Foreskin
sudo get naked
Shuush
A noob
lol Fail
Mattdoes*
Shit On Study (too bad he was renamed...)
Pink Haircut Guy
purpleskin
Attack Me Please
I hate Sand
I Hate You
Tisroc sucks !!
Rectal Thermometer
Hunter Bitch
No mercy
Ice Cube

And probably a lot more that I forgot.

and Scias's clan names are always hilarious

Haha you may be the only one who think this then :P

[Jeeposnl]

guys wdf you all dont know my conjurer?

beware of my dick xD it should be in these lists:o

[Angel_de_Combate]

guys wdf you all dont know my conjurer?

beware of my dick xD it should be in these lists:o

I was going to but...well you said dick meant staff...so not really funny :P

[Jippy]

Sorry - I have everyone beat - "F#$K my pussy" was on realm chat today. And the F#$K wasn't in characters!!!

[veluchami]

Sorry - I have everyone beat - "F#$K my pussy" was on realm chat today. And the F#$K wasn't in characters!!!

I find it funny that you find a vulgar phrase funny. I mean... its anything but funny. Same with people finding 'i hate you' "funny". Maybe its just me... hmm

[Klutu]

Hmmm

Sudo get Naked <3

Beware of my Dick

Rumple Foreskin (Wrinkled Foreskin <3)

Balls N Wieners


hmm don't remember much more off the top of my head.

[Mbwana]

....
I like
To hunt(what happened to these guys)
...

I miss those guys, only time I know of when I died because I was laughing instead of my lack of skills xD

[metsie]

rectal thermometer
terminator (that likes to terminate without mercy)
mulkun purija (finnish words, translates to "cock biter")

michael knight, goat knight that have horse named K-I-T-T

umm I dont remember more :rale:

[Vythica]

There's a certain player I know who named all his toons straight outta Star Trek (and had an all conju clan based on a 1970's Army/Hospital show ;))

[ncvr]

IIRC there were 2 guys on Ignis/Ra who hunted together a lot, their names were "Leg" and "olas".

Also on Ra, Ass Destroyer.

[Jeeposnl]

I was going to but...well you said dick meant staff...so not really funny :P

you should know dick doesn't mean staff faine :huh:

[Pizdzius]

(and had an all conju clan based on a 1970's army/hospital show ;))

m.a.s.h.? ;d

[Mattdoesrock]

From RA, probably:

Gayman,
XxxanalxdestructorxxX,

Oh those holas. :sifflote:

I think Piz has a good name too, once you know what it means. :P

[voyager_3]

Balls N Wieners


Oh! That reminds me that over half year ago there was a guy in Alsius called Dick'n'Balls (or maybe just "Dick And Balls" - i don't remember precisely now).

[WhateverUSMC]

There's a certain player I know who named all his toons straight outta Star Trek (and had an all conju clan based on a 1970's Army/Hospital show ;))

meh, dat gui iz teh epik fale.

[Pizdzius]

I think Piz has a good name too, once you know what it means. :P

<3

I love polish names, such as Trzpiot, Chrzaszcz or Szczawik :D The harder they are to read for english people, the more I smile with satisfaction ;D and they actually mean something ;)

[Wikid]

Awww, I'm disappointed I didn't see my toons listed. Guess I need to get out in the WZ more!

[blood-raven]

i understand what pizdzius means since you have somewhat same word in russian. (and it's funny:p)

[j4np0l]

A syrtis character named "zergling 458" (cant' remember the exact number xD)

[mr_scsi]

A syrtis character named "zergling 458" (cant' remember the exact number xD)

I'm quite sure your missing a few "0's" in that number.:huh:

[Dark_Barbarian]

no one likes me!!!!!!! ME!!!!!! /me crys:crying1:

[UmarilsStillHere]

no one likes me!!!!!!! ME!!!!!! /me crys:crying1:

Sure we do, what about this?

Dark Barbarian
Dark Conjure
Jack Darkshadow
Jack Sharpshooter
Jack Dawson
Capt Jack Sparrow
General Jack O'neil
Dark Sniper (R.I.P.)
Dark
Dark Sky
Dark Marks
Dark Prince
Dark Feanor
Dark Princess
Dark Surak
Dark Chocolate

Best. list. ever.

[Pizdzius]

A syrtis character named "zergling 458" (cant' remember the exact number xD)

now that's funny :D

[King_Of_Angmar]

Saw a conj today named Knum Knutticus. I liked that one.

[Neliel_]

D U N G A D U N G A (when you know what it's all about, it's fun, but we've minors here :p)

[Mbwana]

here's some names that made me laugh:

guyinagorrillasuit
Creamy Goodness
Rohan Knight ('cause he's not a knight ^^)
plsdonthurtmeimanoob (or something along that line)
Mattdoes[insert verb here]
jansuekim (sounds exactly like the name of a Korean friend of mine, though spelt completely different :p)
and of course, DB's various incarnations

can't think of anymore, my memory's all mush xD

[animalartist]

Stinky pinky - that cracked me up.

[Wield_II]

cant exactly remember the name, it reminded me of a song lol

touch my T r a l l a l l a

[Isemon]

Brainless Bastard

[Angel_de_Combate]

Brainless Bastard

He's Alsius, Shocker.

[Orimae]

Scias, i looove your clan names <3 ;) :clapclap:

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/4601/dl23.jpg


but this name is awful!! (you git killing me :P ) :rale:

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/929/dl14.jpg


lol...?

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/6209/dl32.jpg


DB's pet name ftw!! \o/

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/5849/db2h.jpg


anyone got lube?...

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/41/dl22c.jpg



oh and i have to mention my clanmates hunter... Harry V Gina...you dirty dutchman you :P

[Freduardo]

oh and i have to mention my clanmates hunter... Harry V Gina...you dirty dutchman you :P
Haha :clapclap:


Uhm another one: 'Poo Naa Ni'

[Mrreality13]

all i can think of is "Lust"
log reads you have been defeated by lust--always liked that 1
I had a short lived hunter that was called "herpies"xD
and rumple forskin--isnt that from a cheezy porn called "lord of the G strings";)

and to be cheekey as he says if you google "hathor" you get::angel1:
:D
Hathor (ḥwt-ḥr, Egyptian for Horus's enclosure)[1], was an Ancient Egyptian goddess who personified the principles of love, motherhood and joy.[2] She was one of the most important and popular deities throughout the history of Ancient Egypt. Hathor was worshiped by Royalty and common people alike in whose tombs she is depicted as “Mistress of the West”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hathor

[survive]

...and rumple forskin--isnt that from a cheezy porn called "lord of the G strings";)


No, actually Rumple is an all original (far to stoned) concept, as far as the cheesy porn movie.... mehhhhhh I dont think so... not certain, but I dont recall filming that one... but, there WAS a year i spent on the road in a band touring, and there MAY still be some "filmed adventures" from that hazey time period... but I am fairly sure I was not wearing a g-string in them, ... well... for long anyway.... xD