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Maddie
02-13-2011, 05:34 AM
Jedi vs. Ninja?!

Aasiora-Leif
02-13-2011, 05:53 AM
Surak wins

aricosity_
02-13-2011, 06:17 AM
Jedi, not even a contest. Showing your ignorance of the force even making this thread.

Arafails
02-13-2011, 06:23 AM
Jedi vs. Ninja?!
The real question is, who wins, Jedi Ninja, Jedi Pirate, or Jedi Ninja Pirate Zombie?

TheOre
02-13-2011, 06:35 AM
The real question is, who wins, Jedi Ninja, Jedi Pirate, or Jedi Ninja Pirate Zombie?

WIN!! or Jedi Ninja Pirate Zombie Chuck Norris

Ulti19
02-13-2011, 06:46 AM
Jedi, not even a contest. Showing your ignorance of the force even making this thread.

I dunno, the jedi might be trying to use some mind powers to control the ninja while the ninja just throws a shuriken at his head:P

Immune
02-13-2011, 09:10 AM
I dunno, the jedi might be trying to use some mind powers to control the ninja while the ninja just throws a shuriken at his head:P

*Force push* -> shuriken flies back at the ninja.

"Oops."

Ulti19
02-13-2011, 07:11 PM
*Force push* -> shuriken flies back at the ninja.

"Oops."

Ninja dodges with thunder cat like reflexes, runs along the wall (he could just run on the ground but that's just not flashy enough) to get close to his enemy and whips out his 2 katanas.

Gabburtjuh
02-13-2011, 07:23 PM
Yedi force pulls Chuck Norris and the almost equally epic Surakor to the fight to help him

Miraculix
02-13-2011, 07:28 PM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/trochee_fixation.png

Ulti19
02-13-2011, 08:00 PM
Yedi force pulls Chuck Norris and the almost equally epic Surakor to the fight to help him

Ninja begins to move so fast it looks as if there are now 3 ninja's fighting! It's on now :P

Gabburtjuh
02-13-2011, 08:05 PM
You know why there isn't a movie about this? Because nobody pays 10$ for a movie that takes 10sec to be won by the yedi ^^

Ulti19
02-13-2011, 08:11 PM
I think this video has all our answers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcXHeT1mxRE

Maddie
02-14-2011, 02:34 AM
lol This totally made my day :)

A_K_M
02-14-2011, 04:47 PM
Ninja dodges with thunder cat like reflexes, runs along the wall (he could just run on the ground but that's just not flashy enough) to get close to his enemy and whips out his 2 katanas.

Your lack of ninja knowledge disturbs me... ninjas don't use katanas :)

Gabburtjuh
02-14-2011, 05:00 PM
Your lack of knowledge in general disturbs me, everyone knows the modern ninja uses a katana.......... ehm, right? :bangin:

Angel_de_Combate
02-14-2011, 05:29 PM
http://denisewymore.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/yoda1.jpg?w=300&h=314

This guy. :bounce:

A_K_M
02-14-2011, 05:33 PM
Your lack of knowledge in general disturbs me, everyone knows the modern ninja uses a katana.......... ehm, right? :bangin:

I dont think modern ninjas exist, and katanas are used exclusively by samurai, and I believe that samurai were enemies of ninjas, I cant see how ninjas would want to use anything that is related to samurai... But I am defiantly no historian

And... the curve of a katana would make it very awkward to unsheathe when its on your back... so it makes no sense to use it

Ulti19
02-14-2011, 06:35 PM
I dont think modern ninjas exist, and katanas are used exclusively by samurai, and I believe that samurai were enemies of ninjas, I cant see how ninjas would want to use anything that is related to samurai... But I am defiantly no historian

And... the curve of a katana would make it very awkward to unsheathe when its on your back... so it makes no sense to use it

Not referring to reality (i don't think jedi vs ninja is real topic anywaysXD) Look up ninja gaiden, he uses katana (video game ninja:P) And in real life history i learned some ninja's did use katana's but most had a shorter version because the katana's too cumbersome for someone that uses multiple fast weapons.

On topic, i still think ninja would win:P

Knekelvoeste
02-14-2011, 06:40 PM
/me wonders how a light saber would react on a normal sword....

na0miiihorus
02-14-2011, 06:54 PM
http://files.sharenator.com/03_jedi_squirrels_Mega_Moti_Posters-s640x512-35447.jpg

time-to-die
02-14-2011, 06:55 PM
a jedi with a lightsaber:hat:

Angel_de_Combate
02-14-2011, 06:56 PM
http://files.sharenator.com/03_jedi_squirrels_Mega_Moti_Posters-s640x512-35447.jpg

Lmao, epic. :thumb:

Ulti19
02-14-2011, 06:57 PM
/me wonders how a light saber would react on a normal sword....

watch the video i posted up top of page 2 and you'll seeXD

Knekelvoeste
02-14-2011, 07:03 PM
I think this video has all our answers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcXHeT1mxRE

Mwhaha no way thats not fun xD I want 1 winner xD

mower
02-14-2011, 07:18 PM
Jedi vs. Ninja?!

Or Evil Ignis Rock vs. Evil Alsian Pine?

Ulti19
02-14-2011, 07:48 PM
Mwhaha no way thats not fun xD I want 1 winner xD

xD if you watch it till the very end, the ninja disappears :P

Knekelvoeste
02-14-2011, 07:50 PM
xD if you watch it till the very end, the ninja disappears :P

Well ofcourse ninja's are pro they even keep on hiding after their dead

Ulti19
02-14-2011, 07:56 PM
I'm running out of ideas of how to keep this thread alive. I mean how many times can a ninja kill a jedi :theking:

Arafails
02-14-2011, 08:58 PM
I dont think modern ninjas exist, and katanas are used exclusively by samurai, and I believe that samurai were enemies of ninjas, I cant see how ninjas would want to use anything that is related to samurai... But I am defiantly no historian

And... the curve of a katana would make it very awkward to unsheathe when its on your back... so it makes no sense to use it

Who knows whether any given ninja exists at any point in time? But Samurai aren't necessarily the enemy of Ninja except in declaration of battlefield honour (Samurai says is honourable then does underhanded shit, Ninja just cuts your head off from behind).
A Katana is basically the Japanese equivalent of the English longsword – just being the preferred battle weapon of a class doesn't mean other classes wouldn't use them given the opportunity, and I'm pretty sure a Ninja would use anything at hand, even if it was a lightsabre.