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Epic-Hunter
09-07-2011, 06:36 AM
Here are some tips to remember when you visit Dubai ;)

1) For the best shopping experience in Dubai, don't go to Dubai Mall, go to KARAMA (Location filled with many of shops with cheap things)

2) Khassi = Bull shit
Awenna = No way
Station = Nissan Patrol

3) If you drive a Toyota Corolla then don't bother approaching any girl :D

4) Don't be shocked to see a ferrari or bently outside a malbari or Indian cafeteria! ;) soo true :D

5) Every waiter at the cafeteria is called "Rafeeq"

6) You are not local if you don't SWIM in perfume before leaving your house.

7) Having a nikon or cannon makes you a professional photographer. :facepalm3:

8) Some common arab names in Dubai: Abood, Hamood, Rashood, Mayood, Kalid, Khalood.

9) If you are not local, automatically switch to local accent when talking to the police, even if you are english. ^^

10) Every philipino guy starts a conversation with "My priend" xD

12) Every indian starts a conversation with "Tell me"

13) It is totally cool to wear sunglasses in a mall... at night.. :D

Well i guess it's your turn guys to tell me some tips of your country :clapclap:

Maybe i would visit your country and your tips would be useful.

Klutu
09-07-2011, 06:52 AM
Visiting Canada...

1. If you insult hockey in front of any proud Canadian you will get hit with beer bottles.

2. If you smell Marijuana don't panic it's practically legal here xD

3. If you are drinking you chug your beer! you don't sip! sipping beer is for girls & the french!

4. When you go to buy something and notice that the Tax is insane don't panic just don't vote for Dalton Mcguinty or Liberals period.

5. Don't go to Toronto unless your prepared for the Asian Invasion.

6. Expect Ottawa to be mostly filled with French People.

7. Canadians are Racist as you noticed! so STAY AWAY!!!!

8. Most Canadian citizen's wish to bang Sarah Palin.

9. It's highly appreciated if you spit on all the guidos you see.

Ill come up with more later :P

YouDreamTest
09-07-2011, 05:20 PM
Don't think there is any tips for France coming in my mind now. :D

Torcida
09-07-2011, 05:31 PM
When visiting Bosnia ;

Please make sure you try some Real Bosnian food like Burek, cevapi and ofcourse some nice baklava.

When talking to someone atleast use 3 curses per sentence, Really Anywhere,Anytime,At any given moment just make sure you CURSE.

When visiting Bosnia make sure you visit a football match (National team) and if you don't want to get the shit kicked out of you make sure you cheer for Bosnia.

When visiting Bosnia don't forget to bring your anti-Serbian (chetnik) mentality with you.

Also Make sure you try some Bosnian women easiest to get and Best quality for sure!

_Emin_
09-07-2011, 05:47 PM
When visiting Bosnia ;

Please make sure you try some Real Bosnian food like Burek, cevapi and ofcourse some nice baklava.

When talking to someone atleast use 3 curses per sentence, Really Anywhere,Anytime,At any given moment just make sure you CURSE.

When visiting Bosnia make sure you visit a football match (National team) and if you don't want to get the shit kicked out of you make sure you cheer for Bosnia.

When visiting Bosnia don't forget to bring your anti-Serbian (chetnik) mentality with you.

Also Make sure you try some Bosnian women easiest to get and Best quality for sure!

Hey don't forget everything is corrupted here, even the police xD

Seher
09-07-2011, 10:14 PM
3. If you are drinking you chug your beer! you don't sip! sipping beer is for girls & the french!

\m/

Visiting Germany: Uhh... beer, you know? xD (And stay away from Beck's)
And make sure to end up in Bavaria, and forget about any other part. x-)