Barbs and Knights from Alsius

[TheBarbarianAlsius]

Pls delete this

[Pnarpa]

Fellow warlocks! Are you tired of winning?
Are you stuck at the top without any hope of getting down?
You just can't seem to die during those endless kill streaks?

Well I have the perfect solution for you! I specialise in what certain players would call being a 'N00b'. I will help you how not to react when meeting that low level player on your long walks. I provide my clients with the worst possible setups you could imagine!

This whole 'N00b'-pack is available for only 1000 magna! What's that? It's a way to scam you? No, my friend. It's a bargain!

And because I'm such a nice guy, I'll give you one free tip!
Is that an enemy zerg approaching you? Ignore them and just continue chatting with your friends! Afterwards you can just type 'Lawlz, I never look to the right when I run'.

Contact Origin for more! That name again? Origin!

[Hopeakettu]

Another useful tip: Have you ever wondered what to do when an enemy zerg approaches you? The advice is simple: There's no need to do anything, the zerg will take care of it. :lighten:

[LucianDeathshield]

Are you tired of always die?

Tired that are people will laugh why are some noobs?




We bring them the solution!




Now you can learn to play with The Barbarian and Knight subclasses.


We teach them to configure and strategies which may only be obtained with years of experience.

Each class will cost 200 magnas.

Just send to palck the veteran chat if you want to be a better gentleman.

Just send The Barbarian chat if you want to be a better barbarian.

Only in Alsius.

Best regards.

lol


Not sure if trolling or..

[Shwish]

Fellow warlocks! Are you tired of winning?
Are you stuck at the top without any hope of getting down?
You just can't seem to die during those endless kill streaks?

Well I have the perfect solution for you! I specialise in what certain players would call being a 'N00b'. I will help you how not to react when meeting that low level player on your long walks. I provide my clients with the worst possible setups you could imagine!

This whole 'N00b'-pack is available for only 1000 magna! What's that? It's a way to scam you? No, my friend. It's a bargain!

And because I'm such a nice guy, I'll give you one free tip!
Is that an enemy zerg approaching you? Ignore them and just continue chatting with your friends! Afterwards you can just type 'Lawlz, I never look to the right when I run'.

Contact Origin for more! That name again? Origin!

I would actually pay you just for the sake of entertainment.

[TheBarbarianAlsius]

Fellow warlocks! Are you tired of winning?
Are you stuck at the top without any hope of getting down?
You just can't seem to die during those endless kill streaks?

Well I have the perfect solution for you! I specialise in what certain players would call being a 'N00b'. I will help you how not to react when meeting that low level player on your long walks. I provide my clients with the worst possible setups you could imagine!

This whole 'N00b'-pack is available for only 1000 magna! What's that? It's a way to scam you? No, my friend. It's a bargain!

And because I'm such a nice guy, I'll give you one free tip!
Is that an enemy zerg approaching you? Ignore them and just continue chatting with your friends! Afterwards you can just type 'Lawlz, I never look to the right when I run'.

Contact Origin for more! That name again? Origin!
That someone of syrtis teach to new players? that if serious one scam lol.


Not sure if trolling or..

or.. ur mother love me <3.



I would actually pay you just for the sake of entertainment.

I hope your magnas in the game... (?) hahaha

[Frosk]

Are you tired of always die?

Tired that are people will laugh why are some noobs?




We bring them the solution!




Now you can learn to play with The Barbarian and Knight subclasses.


We teach them to configure and strategies which may only be obtained with years of experience.

Each class will cost 200 magnas.

Just send to palck the veteran chat if you want to be a better gentleman.

Just send The Barbarian chat if you want to be a better barbarian.

Only in Alsius.

Best regards.

lol

I teach English for less than 50 magnas, each lesson. :pumpkin:

[Tigerious]

Interesting, I didn't know Frosk could be fun ahaha

[Kyrottimus]

I teach English for less than 50 magnas, each lesson. :pumpkin:

I teach bad English for only 20 magna each lesson. :thumb:

[_Kharbon_]

Aww Frosk :D

Anyway, I think it is a good thing training newbies of each realm. Doing so for 200 mags is a rip-off and furthermore non-realistic, as those players that need to be taught don't have such possessions.
Giving the players lessons at the arena would be great, the admittance could be voluntary - I'm sure that depending on the quality of the service, you could make few mags.
Unfortunately I don't have much time..

[Mehran]

I will provide the best tip for training, for free.

Get about 6 ppl in the arena, at least. Make 2 groups, and start it with a 1v1, when one group member dies, the next take his place and fights. No resting in between. Constant 1v1s to promote sustainability in fights and wars. I promise this will make any player better in just an easy 30 minutes. :)

[TheMessenger]

I teach English for less than 50 magnas, each lesson. :pumpkin:

Oh shit...LOL

[Aries202]

http://i48.tinypic.com/1hpj5g.jpg

For just 50 mags more he will teach you to save camp. :bounce:

[TheBarbarianAlsius]

http://i48.tinypic.com/1hpj5g.jpg

For just 50 mags more he will teach you to save camp. :bounce:

save camp? lol noob.


1 we went in back already to ignis had captured shana.


You were on our way and died, end of history.

Sorry for the English, ask to Frosk that teach me by 50 mags

[Mehran]

http://i48.tinypic.com/1hpj5g.jpg

For just 50 mags more he will teach you to save camp. :bounce:

for just 600xim i'll get you some repair hammers for those broken items of yours ;)