HonoreDeBallsack
06-02-2013, 09:29 AM
There used to be a fast food "business". Those "businessmen"
weren't selling the best food. But they used to kick out
anyone who would question the food quality. So, to the new
customers, everything would look shiny and happy. Sometimes
the "businessmen" would put cockroaches in random meals.
Nobody knows why. Perhaps because some of their customers were
strong supporters, even after being kicked out for not
behaving in a place where people come to eat. They used to
return back wearing masks and praise the food. Because they
could get discounts!
Oneday it changed. Someone in the upper management had the
brilliant idea of trying to push the boundary even more. Those
who came to eat discovered a cockroach in their meal again.
This time all the meals had cockroaches. Big black ugly
cockroaches. And they were still alive! Eating such a meal was
a huge challenge.
Some just left to never return.
The loyal supporters started to eat the meal and claim how
tasty it is, through tears, while chewing the cockroach,
hoping for new discounts.
Others revolted. Since every business is supposed to care
about customers, they were offered an option. They could return
the meal. And get another one instead. Without a cockroach!
For free! But... they had to provide an ID for that. This was
humiliating. That day the "businessmen" took a few of their
meals in their face. Those who did that got kicked out of
course. For not behaving.
The rest just left. They left to return back later.
How do I know this? I was one of them and I'll come back. With
a torch. Because my pride is stronger than my hunger. And
nobody dares to feed me cockroaches.
weren't selling the best food. But they used to kick out
anyone who would question the food quality. So, to the new
customers, everything would look shiny and happy. Sometimes
the "businessmen" would put cockroaches in random meals.
Nobody knows why. Perhaps because some of their customers were
strong supporters, even after being kicked out for not
behaving in a place where people come to eat. They used to
return back wearing masks and praise the food. Because they
could get discounts!
Oneday it changed. Someone in the upper management had the
brilliant idea of trying to push the boundary even more. Those
who came to eat discovered a cockroach in their meal again.
This time all the meals had cockroaches. Big black ugly
cockroaches. And they were still alive! Eating such a meal was
a huge challenge.
Some just left to never return.
The loyal supporters started to eat the meal and claim how
tasty it is, through tears, while chewing the cockroach,
hoping for new discounts.
Others revolted. Since every business is supposed to care
about customers, they were offered an option. They could return
the meal. And get another one instead. Without a cockroach!
For free! But... they had to provide an ID for that. This was
humiliating. That day the "businessmen" took a few of their
meals in their face. Those who did that got kicked out of
course. For not behaving.
The rest just left. They left to return back later.
How do I know this? I was one of them and I'll come back. With
a torch. Because my pride is stronger than my hunger. And
nobody dares to feed me cockroaches.