Dwarf joke

aric_swartzell · 06-14-2008, 06:17 PM

An orc captain was marching his entire army to attack Karak Eight Peaks, they were passing an old abandoned city when they heard a voice within the ancient city's walls: "One dwarf is better than ten orc soldiers!" The captain was enraged and immediatly sent ten of his best troops over the walls while the remainder of the company waited outside. Then came the sound of a terriffic fight going on, soon all was quiet. Then the voice spoke again: "One dwarven soldier is better than a hundred orc soldiers!" Well, the captain sent hundred of his best men over the walls. Soon came the sounds of fight and then silence. The voice spoke up again: "One dwarven soldier is better than a thousand orc soldiers!" The captain was furious. He immediately sent the remainder of his troops over the walls save only himself. There came the sound of a fierce battle, and then silence followed by the sound of a dwarf laughing. Finally, one lone orc stumbled back from the battle and collapsed at the captains feet. "Speak! What happened?" asked the captain. The soldier replied with his last breath. "It....was..a trap..there's...TWO...of...them..."

DkySven · 06-14-2008, 06:27 PM

Hahahaha, awesome, this makes me want to switch my knight's race to dwarf.

kraetyz · 06-14-2008, 06:55 PM

Bah, that's a mistranslation.
The joke was originally in Ignitian, and there, t'was Igneos and Dark Elves.

magnet · 06-14-2008, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by kraetyz

Bah, that's a mistranslation.
The joke was originally in Ignitian, and there, t'was Igneos and Dark Elves.

No, you're right, it's a mistranslation, but it was Dwarves and Elves, not Orcs

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aric_swartzell · 06-14-2008, 07:04 PM

It's an old joke that has been translated many times.

kraetyz · 06-14-2008, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by magnet

No, you're right, it's a mistranslation, but it was Dwarves and Elves, not Orcs

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*gets the old dusty Daedric Armor Set including Battleaxe*
What did you say?

El_Naso · 06-14-2008, 07:15 PM

I feel like an orc now.

kraetyz · 06-14-2008, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by El_Naso

I feel like an orc now.

Oh, don't. You're a perfectly fine, eh... Tiny Magma Beetle...

GIGO305 · 06-15-2008, 01:25 AM

that is bullsht! alsius orcs are uber pt! dwarfs are even pter and the only thing pter than that are ugthards especialy ink, and the only real pt thing to be pter than inkster IS MEH!

06-14-2008, 06:17 PM	#1
aric_swartzell Master Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 293	Dwarf joke An orc captain was marching his entire army to attack Karak Eight Peaks, they were passing an old abandoned city when they heard a voice within the ancient city's walls: "One dwarf is better than ten orc soldiers!" The captain was enraged and immediatly sent ten of his best troops over the walls while the remainder of the company waited outside. Then came the sound of a terriffic fight going on, soon all was quiet. Then the voice spoke again: "One dwarven soldier is better than a hundred orc soldiers!" Well, the captain sent hundred of his best men over the walls. Soon came the sounds of fight and then silence. The voice spoke up again: "One dwarven soldier is better than a thousand orc soldiers!" The captain was furious. He immediately sent the remainder of his troops over the walls save only himself. There came the sound of a fierce battle, and then silence followed by the sound of a dwarf laughing. Finally, one lone orc stumbled back from the battle and collapsed at the captains feet. "Speak! What happened?" asked the captain. The soldier replied with his last breath. "It....was..a trap..there's...TWO...of...them..."

06-14-2008, 06:27 PM	#2
DkySven Marquis Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,076	Hahahaha, awesome, this makes me want to switch my knight's race to dwarf. __________________ Dky Sven, level 54 knight (Ra) Valhalla Dky the Goat, level 35 conjurer(Ra) Dky Sven, level 51 knight(Horus) Something

06-14-2008, 07:15 PM	#7
El_Naso Baron Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not studying Posts: 675	I feel like an orc now. __________________ Naso · Tirador / Tremendo Naso · Cazador / N a s o · Conju Ligeramente ocupado _

06-14-2008, 06:55 PM	#3
kraetyz Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: The unforgiving darkness that is Sweden Posts: 109	Bah, that's a mistranslation. The joke was originally in Ignitian, and there, t'was Igneos and Dark Elves.

06-14-2008, 07:04 PM	#5
aric_swartzell Master Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 293	It's an old joke that has been translated many times.

06-15-2008, 01:25 AM	#9
GIGO305 Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: with ur mom Posts: 939	that is bullsht! alsius orcs are uber pt! dwarfs are even pter and the only thing pter than that are ugthards especialy ink, and the only real pt thing to be pter than inkster IS MEH!