Linux Developer gets Lucky

Envy · 03-02-2009, 12:54 AM

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Philadelphia, PA - In news that is sure to excite the Linux community, long time Linux developer Todd Stanton got laid.

Happy Todd"I still have trouble believing it myself," said Todd. "I was doing some coding when my power supply blew. Instead of pulling out the spare like I usually would, I decided to head down to Best Buy to check out the new DVD releases. Nothing new was out, so I bought another copy of 'The Matrix' since the one I had was pretty worn out. Turns out the checkout girl was a Matrix fan too and well one thing led to another."

Word spread rapidly on message boards and on IRC. "It's pretty irresponsible of him and shows his lack of dedication to Linux and the open source movement," said Fred Simpson. "If others try to emulate this behavior then a lot of projects could get derailed."

Others like Gary Wilcox were glad to hear the news, "We're tired of all those Microsoft developers shoving their Win-Ho's in our face. Now we can tell them about Todd. Who's laughing now?"

Some developers are also excited that this may increase their chances of getting lucky, but most are being realistic. Walker Crandall said, "We thought we'd all be doing the hokey-pokey after Bill Fitzsimmons got some during the LinuxWorld Conference in 1999. We were fooling ourselves. Nobody got nothing."

This is the third such occurrence for Linux developers since 1991.

Well, now we know it's possible guys.

*Looks at NGD*

Arafails · 03-02-2009, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravat

*Looks at NGD*

No, you fool! They'll never do a day's development work again!

Kittypretty · 03-02-2009, 06:28 AM

cd /bedroom
./foreplay
make love
make her leave

Arafails · 03-02-2009, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Puppypaws

cd /bedroom
./foreplay
make love
make her leave

It's the ./configure that gets them for many.

-Edge- · 03-02-2009, 08:58 AM

Damn why was that article so... serious?

I never knew having sex and bragging about it was such an honour

ArcticWolf · 03-02-2009, 11:19 AM

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Well, now we know it's possible guys.

*Looks at NGD*

The first thing that came to my mind was "apt-get install lucky".

Hehe, luckily there are some nice (geek) girls in my IT/CS Engineering class. I guess this guy was just out of luck.

theotherhiveking · 03-02-2009, 04:11 PM

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The first thing that came to my mind was "apt-get install lucky".

Hehe, luckily there are some nice (geek) girls in my IT/CS Engineering class. I guess this guy was just out of luck.

I can has?

03-02-2009, 06:28 AM	#3
Kittypretty Baron Join Date: May 2008 Location: Oahu, Hawaii Posts: 697	cd /bedroom ./foreplay make love make her leave __________________ Taking a break from Regnum due to work leaving me little free time! So my laptop must go for now! (ask me for full details, it is an Alienware Mx18 3rd gen Ivy bridge i73920xm & configured with SLI twin Nvidia 675m, paid 3,330$ asking 2,800$ or 2,400$ + netbook.

03-02-2009, 08:58 AM	#5
-Edge- Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Łódż, Poland Posts: 1,506	Damn why was that article so... serious? I never knew having sex and bragging about it was such an honour