What you DONT want to hear while having surgery

necroferos · 05-13-2009, 07:27 PM

Top 20 Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery
1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.

2. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”

3. Hand me that…uh…that uh…thingie.

4. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

5. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

6. There go the lights again…

7. “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys…and this guy’s got two of ‘em.”

8. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

9. Could you stop that thing from beating, it’s throwing my concentration off.

10. Sterile, schmerile. The floor’s clean, right?

11. What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change?

12. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

13. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

14. What do you mean “You want a divorce!”

15. Fire! Fire! Everyone get out.

16. Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing.

17. Oh, look everyone. It’s lunch time.

18. The foot bone’s connected to the, leg bone…

19. That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

20. Hey, if you pull on this it makes a funny noise.

Just

Dannboy · 05-13-2009, 07:42 PM

LMAO! Great XD

Mattdoesrock · 05-13-2009, 07:46 PM

If you can "hear" during surgery, I doubt these are your biggest concerns. :P

Funny stuff. ^^

UmarilsStillHere · 05-13-2009, 07:49 PM

"The leg bones connected to my wristwatch, shit" o_0

"Ok ill just put in the howto tape..."
"Hi im Jeremy Clarkson and your about to perform brain surgery!"

Godot · 05-13-2009, 08:21 PM

.... "what do you mean major trauma? I have an 8:30 tee off and its 7:45 now!!"

...."oh yeah! oh yeah! OH GAWD! WHO'S THE MAN? WHO'S YOUR COWBOY?"

...."so anyway ,last nite at my AA meeting..."

...."Here is where the colostomy bag will attach"

necroferos · 05-13-2009, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godot

.... "what do you mean major trauma? I have an 8:30 tee off and its 7:45 now!!"

...."oh yeah! oh yeah! OH GAWD! WHO'S THE MAN? WHO'S YOUR COWBOY?"

...."so anyway ,last nite at my AA meeting..."

...."Here is where the colostomy bag will attach"

Lol at yours!

The last

I hope that nobody suffer a colostomy, it's awful

Immune · 05-13-2009, 08:59 PM

"I can't wait to cut THIS open"

"This is my first time..."

"What do you MEAN we're out of staples?!"

"Chainsaw, stat!"

"I told you to wear a hair net..."

"Didn't I tell you to go before we started?"

"...what the heck is this? This looks nothing LIKE the game operation!"

"Eww...what did I just step on?"

"I dare you to poke that"

"He's supposed to have TWO lungs?!"

"oooooh, that was the other guy who needed a heart transplant..."

"Why do we have hydrochloric acid in here in the first place?!"

"Oh the incision goes over HERE..."

"Shhh! I'm sure nobody will notice"

"...I told you it would pop"

Bamm-Bamm · 05-13-2009, 10:31 PM

"If it doesn't go down by itself, we'll just have to cut it off"

05-13-2009, 07:27 PM	#1
necroferos Baron Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Gran Canaria, Islas Canarias Posts: 678	What you DONT want to hear while having surgery Top 20 Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery 1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. 2. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness” 3. Hand me that…uh…that uh…thingie. 4. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. 5. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? 6. There go the lights again… 7. “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys…and this guy’s got two of ‘em.” 8. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! 9. Could you stop that thing from beating, it’s throwing my concentration off. 10. Sterile, schmerile. The floor’s clean, right? 11. What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change? 12. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? 13. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? 14. What do you mean “You want a divorce!” 15. Fire! Fire! Everyone get out. 16. Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing. 17. Oh, look everyone. It’s lunch time. 18. The foot bone’s connected to the, leg bone… 19. That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?! 20. Hey, if you pull on this it makes a funny noise. Just __________________ ->Vash la Estampida/Million Knives ------Legión Imperial de Syrtis------

05-13-2009, 07:42 PM	#2
Dannboy Initiate Join Date: May 2008 Location: With DB on the top of Mount Doom were Sauron lives. Posts: 206	LMAO! Great XD __________________ Dannboy, Horus Knight lv 50 Ignis After two years The Cake Is A Lie _But there's no sense crying over every mistake. We just keep on trying till we run out of cake.

05-13-2009, 07:46 PM	#3
Mattdoesrock Count Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: England, UK. Posts: 1,055	If you can "hear" during surgery, I doubt these are your biggest concerns. :P Funny stuff. ^^ __________________ MattdoesJOKE_#40_NOT_FOUND RA / Hor... Haven?

05-13-2009, 07:49 PM	#4
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05-13-2009, 08:21 PM	#5
Godot Apprentice Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 91	.... "what do you mean major trauma? I have an 8:30 tee off and its 7:45 now!!" ...."oh yeah! oh yeah! OH GAWD! WHO'S THE MAN? WHO'S YOUR COWBOY?" ...."so anyway ,last nite at my AA meeting..." ...."Here is where the colostomy bag will attach" __________________ There are 4 things you can never recover: The stone..after the throw. The word..after it's said. The occasion..after it's missed. The time..after it's gone.

05-13-2009, 08:59 PM	#7
Immune Master Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: New York Posts: 279	"I can't wait to cut THIS open" "This is my first time..." "What do you MEAN we're out of staples?!" "Chainsaw, stat!" "I told you to wear a hair net..." "Didn't I tell you to go before we started?" "...what the heck is this? This looks nothing LIKE the game operation!" "Eww...what did I just step on?" "I dare you to poke that" "He's supposed to have TWO lungs?!" "oooooh, that was the other guy who needed a heart transplant..." "Why do we have hydrochloric acid in here in the first place?!" "Oh the incision goes over HERE..." "Shhh! I'm sure nobody will notice" "...I told you it would pop" __________________ This is a lie.

05-13-2009, 10:31 PM	#8
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