"Worst Conjurer Ever" Stories

Rahj39 · 02-25-2010, 11:58 PM

When I first started playing the WZ I didn't know you could lay on the ground and wait to be rezzed. I would always click the respawn button as a noob and I assumed the timer would send you automatically to the alter or realm wall.

So I'm in a fort and someone is calling for me to rez someone. My response is "how do you expect me to rez someone before they go back to the alter?". I got all these strange replies but eventually someone explained it to me.

Myxir · 02-26-2010, 08:32 AM

Worst conjurer ever?
The ones healing their Zarkit instead of their ally when he is running towards him still being shooted with 500hp.
Or conjurers reviving some low level players next to a high level conjurer

Arkenion · 02-26-2010, 08:43 AM

Or the ones reviving (1) you out of sanctuay in the middle of 30 enemies

King_Of_Angmar · 02-26-2010, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Arkenion

Or the ones reviving (5) you out of sanctuay in the middle of 30 enemies

That's me

Mr_Egg · 02-26-2010, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Myxir

Or conjurers reviving some low level players next to a high level conjurer

Happens to me all the time

Also the idiots who use lvl 1 res at a boss mob, not realising that as soon as you're up, you'll be down again when it casts an area, and that's another 2% necro to burn, and another res to make....

Wikid · 03-03-2010, 01:13 AM

Not really a worst conju story, but more of a learning the hard way story...

The first, and last, time I used Vital Sacrifice was while a bunch of enemies were about to take down the fort door. I thought this would be a good time to finally use this mystery skill that looked really awesome. I ran out there and used it... I then disappeared back to the altar (WTF!?!).

Immediately after this happened I had several people PMing and yelling at me because I rezzed 3 people in the middle of a zerg on the door and they just immediately got killed while I "ran away".

Vythica · 03-03-2010, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by wikid_one

Not really a worst conju story, but more of a learning the hard way story...

The first, and last, time I used Vital Sacrifice was while a bunch of enemies were about to take down the fort door. I thought this would be a good time to finally use this mystery skill that looked really awesome. I ran out there and used it... I then disappeared back to the altar (WTF!?!).

Immediately after this happened I had several people PMing and yelling at me because I rezzed 3 people in the middle of a zerg on the door and they just immediately got killed while I "ran away".

VS can be a battle-winner if used at the right time and at a high enough lvl. I wouldn't write it off entirely.

blood-raven · 03-03-2010, 05:43 AM

the worst conj ever was also the biggest noob ever, a couple of day's ago i was grinding near cs wile suddenly i was under attack by a lich, i turn around and there was a alsius conj around lvl 20-30 firing at me (i'm lvl 46).
got only 1 rp from him.
noob

regards

Arafails · 03-04-2010, 06:52 AM

Worst conj ever.

OMG.

There's this guy in our realm, name starts with a G.... Uh, Goon Major, or something like that. Always turns up to support for boss killings late, can't hold his own in the warzone. I don't think he's moved from mid thirties in the last six months either.
He should be strung up by his ankles and dipped in Utghar poop.

02-25-2010, 11:58 PM	#1
Rahj39 Pledge Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 10	"Worst Conjurer Ever" Stories When I first started playing the WZ I didn't know you could lay on the ground and wait to be rezzed. I would always click the respawn button as a noob and I assumed the timer would send you automatically to the alter or realm wall. So I'm in a fort and someone is calling for me to rez someone. My response is "how do you expect me to rez someone before they go back to the alter?". I got all these strange replies but eventually someone explained it to me.

02-26-2010, 08:32 AM	#2
Myxir Count Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 1,164	Worst conjurer ever? The ones healing their Zarkit instead of their ally when he is running towards him still being shooted with 500hp. Or conjurers reviving some low level players next to a high level conjurer __________________ French Warriors of Syrtis: Nessa Telrunya (Hunter) - Myxir (Warlock) - Estra (Conjurer) In War it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

02-26-2010, 08:43 AM	#3
Arkenion Master Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Switzerland Posts: 278	Or the ones reviving (1) you out of sanctuay in the middle of 30 enemies __________________ The Immortal Legends: Arkenion \| You cant see me Valhalla: Darkenion, PT caballero degollando a lechugas RA

03-03-2010, 05:43 AM	#8
blood-raven Master Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Belgium Posts: 561	the worst conj ever was also the biggest noob ever, a couple of day's ago i was grinding near cs wile suddenly i was under attack by a lich, i turn around and there was a alsius conj around lvl 20-30 firing at me (i'm lvl 46). got only 1 rp from him. noob regards __________________ SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAR BEAR NINJA

03-04-2010, 06:52 AM	#9
Arafails Baron Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Not where it looks like, to either of us. Posts: 706	Worst conj ever. OMG. There's this guy in our realm, name starts with a G.... Uh, Goon Major, or something like that. Always turns up to support for boss killings late, can't hold his own in the warzone. I don't think he's moved from mid thirties in the last six months either. He should be strung up by his ankles and dipped in Utghar poop. __________________ If you can't detect sarcasm yourself, please pay attention when it's pointed out to you. Arathael :: Wyrd Sceote :: Gwn M'ger — Soul Taker, Imperial Guard of Ignis

03-03-2010, 01:13 AM	#6
Wikid Pledge Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Maryland, USA Posts: 47	Not really a worst conju story, but more of a learning the hard way story... The first, and last, time I used Vital Sacrifice was while a bunch of enemies were about to take down the fort door. I thought this would be a good time to finally use this mystery skill that looked really awesome. I ran out there and used it... I then disappeared back to the altar (WTF!?!). Immediately after this happened I had several people PMing and yelling at me because I rezzed 3 people in the middle of a zerg on the door and they just immediately got killed while I "ran away".