Random regnum jokes :)

veluchami · 09-14-2010, 08:09 AM

Post your random regnum jokes hear, real or made up.

Here's mine. This happened recently...

It was a late in the night on Horus and we had just captured Aggers.
So like always we go out and look to welcome the goats. The one archer ahead of the group says 'I just see two knights'. Someone quips back 'Army of two?'.
And the whole group lol'ed.

Mrreality13 · 09-14-2010, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by veluchami

Post your random regnum jokes hear, real or made up.

Here's mine. This happened recently...

It was a late in the night on Horus and we had just captured Aggers.
So like always we go out and look to welcome the goats. The one archer ahead of the group says 'I just see two knights'. Someone quips back 'Army of two?'.
And the whole group lol'ed.

this made me laugh while drinking--well the laugh made beer come outa my dam nose,
THANK YOU SIR,May I have another

i just re read it and could only shake my head and groan--good 1 bud

Znurre · 09-14-2010, 08:32 AM

Got two to share. Not really jokes, but funny quotes from some of our discussions on Mumble.

First one:

Me and some clan mates were fighting at Menirah, all of us being on Mumble.
I was about to die as usual and was like "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!", and got healed in the last second.
We realized we were severely outnumbered so we started to retreat towards pn2 where we finally got killed by the pursuing Ignis army.

I suggested on Mumble "let's go back to pn2" and the others were like... "sure, but no more of your wargasm please". At this moment I saw a badass ignis army on my left flank and I said "oh shit, they're comming!".

Second one:

Me and some clan mates (yeah, surprise

) were hunting near Syrtis central save, all of us being on Mumble.
I don't remember the exact discussion but Ludovik were with us, and since he is italian I intended to bring up something about my sister's boyfriend who's from Italy.
It didn't turn out all that well though, since I managed to say "my sister's brother..." instead and stopped immediately when I realized my mistake

I think we laughed for 3-4 minutes about that, it was so hilarious at the time.

Static_Fang · 09-14-2010, 12:28 PM

Well, an inappropriate cross-realm inside joke between me and Znurre... every time I caught Znurre in my sight I would immediately cast FREEZE! Then run up and poke their boobs... after that I normally got slaughtered and then sat on. Lol

Znurre · 09-14-2010, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Static_Fang

Well, an inappropriate cross-realm inside joke between me and Znurre... every time I caught Znurre in my sight I would immediately cast FREEZE! Then run up and poke their boobs... after that I normally got slaughtered and then sat on. Lol

Wut? I don't remember ever sitting on anyone oO

Static_Fang · 09-14-2010, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Znurre

Wut? I don't remember ever sitting on anyone oO

Pretty sure some of ur friends did though :P

blood-raven · 09-15-2010, 11:40 AM

about that targetting, i know a barb in alsius, melany, who always rushes to kick me, even when i'm in the middle of the zerg, she picks me first, thank god she's on here hunter more now.

Gabburtjuh · 09-15-2010, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by blood-raven

about that targetting, i know a barb in alsius, melany, who always rushes to kick me, even when i'm in the middle of the zerg, she picks me first, thank god she's on here hunter more now.

same for me, some syrtis players seem to be able to pick me out of any group, i think i know them from some previous life, like in another server

, but i do thesame without noticing to, so anyway :P

Godot · 09-16-2010, 01:26 PM

so Godot walks out of a bar.....no seriously , it could happen.

Mrreality13 · 09-16-2010, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Godot

so Godot walks out of a bar.....no seriously , it could happen.

lol well maybe only if he goes broke OR said bar turns off its grill

Im still laughing at the army of 2-

09-14-2010, 08:09 AM	#1
veluchami Initiate Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: San Francisco Posts: 117	Random regnum jokes :) Post your random regnum jokes hear, real or made up. Here's mine. This happened recently... It was a late in the night on Horus and we had just captured Aggers. So like always we go out and look to welcome the goats. The one archer ahead of the group says 'I just see two knights'. Someone quips back 'Army of two?'. And the whole group lol'ed.

09-14-2010, 08:32 AM	#3
Znurre Marquis Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: RA Posts: 1,897	Got two to share. Not really jokes, but funny quotes from some of our discussions on Mumble. First one: Me and some clan mates were fighting at Menirah, all of us being on Mumble. I was about to die as usual and was like "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!", and got healed in the last second. We realized we were severely outnumbered so we started to retreat towards pn2 where we finally got killed by the pursuing Ignis army. I suggested on Mumble "let's go back to pn2" and the others were like... "sure, but no more of your wargasm please". At this moment I saw a badass ignis army on my left flank and I said "oh shit, they're comming!". Second one: Me and some clan mates (yeah, surprise ) were hunting near Syrtis central save, all of us being on Mumble. I don't remember the exact discussion but Ludovik were with us, and since he is italian I intended to bring up something about my sister's boyfriend who's from Italy. It didn't turn out all that well though, since I managed to say "my sister's brother..." instead and stopped immediately when I realized my mistake I think we laughed for 3-4 minutes about that, it was so hilarious at the time. __________________ Winning a fight is not what makes you a good player, it's how you do it. http://home.znur.re/screenshot%20201...2011_39_37.jpg

09-14-2010, 12:28 PM	#4
Static_Fang Master Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 310	Well, an inappropriate cross-realm inside joke between me and Znurre... every time I caught Znurre in my sight I would immediately cast FREEZE! Then run up and poke their boobs... after that I normally got slaughtered and then sat on. Lol __________________ Dark Venom Fang Spider Warlock

09-15-2010, 11:40 AM	#7
blood-raven Master Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Belgium Posts: 561	about that targetting, i know a barb in alsius, melany, who always rushes to kick me, even when i'm in the middle of the zerg, she picks me first, thank god she's on here hunter more now. __________________ SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAR BEAR NINJA

09-16-2010, 01:26 PM	#9
Godot Apprentice Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 91	so Godot walks out of a bar.....no seriously , it could happen. __________________ There are 4 things you can never recover: The stone..after the throw. The word..after it's said. The occasion..after it's missed. The time..after it's gone.