Gawyn's Horus stories
 

I was orgionally thinking to maybe try to make a horus based comic for RO but seeings i cant hold a candle to Piz, I've chickened out and decided to write short stories ^^.

I must stress these interpritations of people are purely guesswork i dont know everyone in them well enough to make an acurate depiction of their personality so i just gave them a character personality entirely made up by me to be interesting in the story. I mean no offence to anyone in these stories and i am deeply sorry if anyone is caused offence.

here is one i wrote a long time ago and is more of a Pilot if you will.

The cold Stone floor wrang as Kurakoons boots walked across the floor of Shaanrid Castle
'How dare he "summon" me' his footsteps quickened rage propelling him to the throne room of the so called 'King of Ignis'.

He approached a pair of heavy gilded doors and deftly threw both of them open, with a loud boom they hit the sides of the wall sending brick and dust to the floor. Kurakoons step didnt falter though and he marched up to to the throne 'What do you want Efrendi'.

Silence in the chamber not a sound until Kurakoon felt a snap of a spear butt in the back of his knee forcing him down onto one. Kurakoon looked up to see Kalida 'Kneel before our king,' her heavily tattoed face made him think that she was never beautiful.

the tyrant on the throne spoke his voice sounded as though laced with oil each word slimey and decrepid, 'Kurakoon always thinking above your station' he put his hands into a tent below his eyes menacing intent glew in them 'There is a traitor amongst us one of the barbarians of our great nation. One of the Barbarians under your command'

Kurakoon knew this he glared at efrendi 'Gallas merely desserted he knew nothing of Military importance' Efrendis gauntleted fist smacked kurakoons cheek, Kurakoon tasted blood in his mouth 'You let one of our barbarians get away without executing him!?'

Kurakoon was infuriated he stood and laced his voice with sarcasm 'How would you wish me to deal with this problem my Leige maybe i should send an army into the forest of Syrtis and sacrifice good soldiers again to sate your thirst for the blood of our soldiers!?'

Kurakoon stood and Efrendi glanced at Kalida but she was too slow, Kurakoon caught the spear and snapped it he brought a fist into her face and she hit the floor unconsious

Efrendi was up and kicked kura to the floor his Sword in hand he roared and it filled the hall he suddenly seemed to be enveloped in flame a barbarians rage as Efrendi brought his huge sword down, Kurakoon rolled and unsheathed his own massive sword his own roar shattering the stain glass window behind the throne.

Steel wrang against Steel and guards flooded the throne room from the entrance and hidden passages, still they fought their rage emcompassing the entire hall. Kurakoon feinted a deceptive swing sending Efrendi off balance, he hit Efrendi then with a glancing blow that opened a massive cut on his arm. Efrendi dropped his blade kura kicked it aside, he went for the finsihing blow on Efrendi but saw kalida back on her feet and preparing her own.

Kurakoon parried the ripost and thrust his blade neatly through her chest and out the other side, he kicked her off and turned to Efrendi.

Efrendi was already up and had a mace, before kurakoon could do anything he was hit accross the face he felt his Rage giving power slip away into nothingness as Efrendi hit him with another blow and another and another before he slipped out of consiousness he heard Efrendi say 'You where called here for an execution..... yours.' Everything went black.

Kurakoon felt groggy when he woke but he was careful not to open his eyes, he was naked he realised that instantly. A man with a booming voice read from a partchment he could hear it rustling Kura realised something else, he was inside something he opened his eyes still darkness he pushed against the darkness it wouldnt give he knew then he was in a coffin.

'We are Gathered here today to witness the passing of a villian of trecherous nature a murderer and a would be assassin of the king.' Somewhere in the crowd people cried 'Lies...' and 'Lord Kurakoon would never do such a thing unprovoked.' Kura strained against the darkness pushing with his full might, nothing budged there where more nails in this coffin than what should have been and it was stuck down with tar too.

Kurakoon roared loud again, there where horrified gasps from the people. 'He is still alive!! GET HIM OUT OF THERE' the people cried but the voice carried on over the shouts of the igneans. 'So we cast this traitor off of proud Ignis into the churning sea off shaanrid cliffs.' The crowd was in a rage now, he heard the simultanious sound of hundreds of swords being unsheathed by guards around his coffin the rage ceased in an instant, Efrendi spoke 'I choose this man to die and anyone who disagrees may join him!'

Kurakoon with his rage punched a hole through the coffin lid and started to rip at the lid. Efrendi kicked the bottom of the coffin and Kurakoon fell deep into the waters below. The coffin smashed on its way down on the cliffs Kurakoon bashed his head against the rock and hit the water hard.

Blackness

Efrendi? Kura? Lol?

Well it's nice in the narrative tongue, but I think you could write so many other funnier things on Horus. There is so much more to work from :biggrin:

Dark Barbarian walked into a bar in Mednet, the bar exploded because one room cannot contain so much fail.

/thread

Edge i do intend to do funnier stories. Like i said this is one i wrote a while ago and I am really only posting it as a pilot see what people think

You appear to have missed the bit about a horde of goats coming in and massacring you all :D

On another note: Nice stuff keep it up

Very Nice Gawyn!

when you know that i read it that means it's good xD

Keep it up

No player can say he hardly reads, we read the chat all day :sifflote:

lol well i dont read stories i read childish spam on realm xD

now we need a epic story of me deserting Syrtis and joining alsius!! i think a epic battle between me and faith is needed! where faith blocks 4 hits and throws me over the bridge!

I got 3 in a row vs Tsu not to long ago :sifflote:

You would pwn me nowadays though :p

I also like it... Keep them coming Gawyn!!! Maybe someday soon a website with anime will be in the works...

Regards.

Lol that was a nice one !
It seems imagining efrendi as the evil tyrant seems to stir up people's fantasies xD

I'm glad some like it i've been thinking of another very short one :P


Music was shattering the peaceful night of Horus. Another party to honor the Gods of War, otherwise known as Devs. The Devs strong and limitless in their power could throw one hell of a party, known for his prowess in the partying was Surak most awesome of all Devs. He decided on superhero fancy dress.

In Syrtis the zerg was preparing to leave for the party. Bloody battles had been fought over who could be the Green arrow, Poison Ivy and Nightchill was forced into skin tight lycra and made to be the Green Goblin.

Meanwhile in Alsius Arcana had appointed himself Mr Freeze, Klos somehow found himself as The Penguin.

Ignis on the other hand planned and organized and planned some more, Then with brutal efficency they all picked Superman/woman. Except Dark Barbarian who was kept in his keep locked up for no one trusted him with paste nevermind making his own costume.

The party was a blast people drank and killed then drank some more. Then a boom as the door to the fortress where the party was being held blew open, there stood Surak greatest of Devs he had sprayed on some spray on ginger stubble and a cowboy hat and stirrups. 'Behold the magestic awesomeness that is Chuck Norris.' Nightchill immediately piped up that Chuck Norris was not a real super hero, Surak round house kicked his account into deletion.
'Now the party can begin!'

Later on that even when everyone was too bored or drunk to care to lift a weapon never mind flourish a cape or push a stuffed crotch out in a heroic pose. Three loud bangs sounded on the door. Surak answered to his astonishment the lone non-Superman Ignis Dark Barbarian stood there.

Surak asked
'DB why are you out here and why are you so late'

Dark Barbarian innocently replyed
'I had to prepare my costume'

'Oh God.......... Why do you smell of Gasoline'

'FLAME ON!!!!!'

Rofl!!!

XD

:D I actually lol'd

Thanks a lot, now I have to clean Dr. Pepper off my computer screen.

Hahahaha flame on! :eguitar:

Nice XD more! :D

Keep it up, nice work :D

Hehe great again :D

Many Batman referances, dont suppose someone has been playing Arkham Asylum :sifflote:

Hell no ¬¬

I dont like billionaire vigilantes 'THEY ARE NOT SUPERHEROS' XD they are just heros :P (and criminals, Ironic?)

There once was a dwarf from Skolheim,
Who spoke in iambic pentameter rhyme.
He drank all night, and slept all day,
So he could nary give anyone the time

Don't give him any ideas, like he wasn't creative enough last time he banned me.

lol :D

....

it's the truth.

anyway...

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4c..._story_bro.jpg

BUT

http://www.feministe.us/blog/wp-cont...moar-drama.jpg

whut?...... O.o

ty NC and duely noted. I am working on a syrtis-alsius based story the whole SoL/klutu thing maybe a fight between them or something involving Prasutagus as well. Or a Fleetfoot with Sinja (the elite marksmans hunter ¬¬) kinda Dark Tower themed story like when Roland has to put up wth Eric through the desert. Those of you not familiar with the Dark tower series I'm not explaining the jibberish i just posted ^^

Wooooot im Special! :D

yes you are :P

Yes you are Special, but wouldent you rather be Epic?

:imstupid:

aahhahahahahaa @ surak->nightchill

hahahaha xDD

well i've decided to go with the one that came easiest which is the Fleetfoot story sorry SoL your going to have to wait for your 'epic' fight scene (tbh your lucky if your gonna drunkenly fall into pozo hole at this rate :P)

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[Edit: deleted this story, I write for my friends]

Heh. I'm not going to comment too much, but ^5 and +1 for utter randomness :D

oooooh Very Nice! story :)

Keep it up!

hey nice stories

Needz moar alsius!
But anyways its absolutely hilarious ^^

working on an als involved story next ^^ could be a couple o days

yay, I like these stories:guitar:

He should write about Alsius using "Gonzo Journalism" because half the realm is drunk all the time, or all drunk at least half the time. The style would totally fit.

and now

*Herumor cast picking ivy(5), Beetle(5), mana burn(5)

wtf 0_O

".......and then Captain Nintendo came outa no where and hit Scias for a Critical hit of 879 damage and an Ensaring arrow of 742 Damage.Scias Fell to the ground in sheer astonishment":sifflote: