Disturbing meat thing
 

From time to time, once a month or two, I find a bits of meat inside of my house, near the doors on the floor. I mean, wtf? I don't even eat that kind of meat. Looks like bacon, it's dried a bit, not rotting, but before I go to sleep, there's nothing there. I don't have any animals, rodents, not even insects cause I really HATE cockroaches and I care for my house in that way. So last time I noticed that part of the meat was stuck in the closed door like someone was trying to shove it inside. The thing is - my door is reinforced (Gerda doors!) and cannot be slightly opened just by shoving meat inside. And today I found the meat meter away from doors. What. the. fuck?

I am more than sure I don't carry the meat in on my boots cause I use the wiper. Seriously :looking: you guys ever heard of something like that?

Pijaki? You should see them outside my place at night in rage that they have nowhere to sleep. But that's indeed disturbing.

You don't have any openings in the brama do you :P ? Sounds to me like someone might just be pushing the meat through under the door, possibly with a metal rod, as a prank or something. You should try to watch it happen one night (If you have the energy and patience xD)

You're too young to get it ;P
I live on the 6th floor where there is no elevator. Not even drunk man would go that high, being exhausted as I am every day, to make a prank. I live in a loooong corridor and my doors are really reinforced. Nothing can get through my doors, they're secured with metal bars on every side. No one can push anything through them to my kitchen!

It would cause some noise, anything. I just find the frikkin' meat METER away from the doors near the kitchen. That's not a damn metal rod prank. Besides the meat is too big to push it through a tiny chink.

Lol xD

The only other explanation I could come up with then is that it falls from the ceiling. That makes no sense however, so I'm guessing something, (or someone) is living at your place.

Pleasant dreams ^^

P.S: Take a picture of the meat.

Does it also happen on weekends?

Pull an allnighter a friday night and see if you hear anything... practical aproach.

No, ceiling is clear and white D: also, it happens during the night, days are random. Nothing is living at my place, it's always terribly quiet as I live under the roof and there is no little hole anywhere as the place I live in is new and when I moved in, everything was empty and fresh.

Only reasonable thing I could come up with was that I bring the damn meat on my boots but the meat is too big for that

The unreasonable thing is that I am a very classy cannibal lunatic and I close my door after night hunts. :¬¬:

Next time I will take a photo, for sure. I threw it into the garbage today as soon as I saw it. I need halp oO

It still doesn't make sense xD

If you were bringing it in with you wouldn't you have noticed right away, not when you wake up. Meat doesn't exactly stick to shoes or clothes either, its not like you come home everyday from skipping in a meadow of meat.

Well, if I follow you, it could be similar to a prank me and my buddies used to pull back in college.

We used to freeze urine on a semi-flat saucer and slide it under the intended target's door. In the morning they would wake up to a puddle of pee in the center of their floor. Could be the same thing, only with frozen ground beef, perhaps?

I don't even have to get out to find the meat. And I repeat, you can't slide anything under my door. They are reinforced http://www.lkkomfort.pl/drzwi_gerda_1.jpg they have those bars on top, bottom and on the side. You can't slide anything oO

Simpsons did it.