malich needs our help!

Zidane_Tribal · 10-21-2007, 12:39 PM

since the lets all poke malich because he is not huggable enough. thread, it would seem popular opinion is that i should create a thread in here for it too.

you see, we are all getting a little worried about our poor malich.

time was, many days ago, when we would all go happily frolicking throughout the warzone, happily skipping along, malich, galynn, kaeleeya, all the good folks. we would go and have our little dancing parties, our "lets just stand and wave at them" days.... we even took a fort or two.....

oh the happy days of our picnics in the ignis homelands..... not even mentioning our snowball fights amongst the alsuis...

but now, things have changed. see, malich just lost his huggability. he used to be the fluffiest and snuggliest in all of syrtis, but now, well, now he is just another warrior. we dont know how it happenned, and we dont blame anyone but him, somehow it all just faded away....

we need to help him, even if he doesnt want us to.

"how can we help?" i hear you cry! there is only one answer, only one way, only one thing that can help regain malichs former fluffiness..... poking. poke him hard, poke him often, and you can even poke him from behind! (i hear he likes it that way....) but poke him for all your worth!

come now, fair syrtis citizens, i do not ask for the world, i only ask for one moment of your time. i know that in that time a dozen ignis could be killed, but ignore the smurfs and the goats, we need our malich to be huggable again! or all is lost!

poke him! it is our only hope!

(please note: if you are ignis or alsius, your pokes can be expressed with scorch, meteorite or prickling ivy.)

Malich · 10-21-2007, 02:17 PM

oh no
Zidane, you're utterly crazy

From now on, we're rationing you to either 1 piece of craziness on the regnum forum, or two pieces of craziness on the clan forum. Failure to comply will result in you being poked each time you enter a thread

I think you've managed to scare everyone....

Maybe you could just not mention me by name?

craiyzee · 10-21-2007, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zidane_Tribal

we would go and have our little dancing parties, our "lets just stand and wave at them" days.... w

Can i please just say, ive been getting killed quite a bit on alsuis beach lately.... its very strange....

oh well alsuis i still love you as much, even if you do kill me now.......

Zidane_Tribal · 10-21-2007, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by craiyzee

Can i please just say, ive been getting killed quite a bit on alsuis beach lately.... its very strange....

oh well alsuis i still love you as much, even if you do kill me now.......

see, this is because malich isnt coming out there anymore, he is stuck at home, all sad cause he lost his fluffies. go poke him to make it all better!

ncvr · 10-22-2007, 11:25 AM

I think malich is right, Zid. We must confine you to an insane asylum!

Malich · 10-22-2007, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrovarus

I think malich is right, Zid. We must confine you to an insane asylum!

You could say that's already the case... the insane asylum in question is our clan tavern

. But we need a way to trap him in there more effectively- turns out that prickling ivy and Time Master doesn't work in the forums

Zidane_Tribal · 10-23-2007, 02:16 AM

well, who'd have guessed that dagger of locks would come in usefull after all that time.... finally i managed to cut myself free of all that ivy and escape!

everyone! poke malich!

10-21-2007, 12:39 PM	#1
Zidane_Tribal Apprentice Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 77	malich needs our help! since the lets all poke malich because he is not huggable enough. thread, it would seem popular opinion is that i should create a thread in here for it too. you see, we are all getting a little worried about our poor malich. time was, many days ago, when we would all go happily frolicking throughout the warzone, happily skipping along, malich, galynn, kaeleeya, all the good folks. we would go and have our little dancing parties, our "lets just stand and wave at them" days.... we even took a fort or two..... oh the happy days of our picnics in the ignis homelands..... not even mentioning our snowball fights amongst the alsuis... but now, things have changed. see, malich just lost his huggability. he used to be the fluffiest and snuggliest in all of syrtis, but now, well, now he is just another warrior. we dont know how it happenned, and we dont blame anyone but him, somehow it all just faded away.... we need to help him, even if he doesnt want us to. "how can we help?" i hear you cry! there is only one answer, only one way, only one thing that can help regain malichs former fluffiness..... poking. poke him hard, poke him often, and you can even poke him from behind! (i hear he likes it that way....) but poke him for all your worth! come now, fair syrtis citizens, i do not ask for the world, i only ask for one moment of your time. i know that in that time a dozen ignis could be killed, but ignore the smurfs and the goats, we need our malich to be huggable again! or all is lost! poke him! it is our only hope! (please note: if you are ignis or alsius, your pokes can be expressed with scorch, meteorite or prickling ivy.)

10-21-2007, 02:17 PM	#2
Malich Pledge Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 49	oh no Zidane, you're utterly crazy From now on, we're rationing you to either 1 piece of craziness on the regnum forum, or two pieces of craziness on the clan forum. Failure to comply will result in you being poked each time you enter a thread I think you've managed to scare everyone.... Maybe you could just not mention me by name? __________________ Syrtis english speaking clan. http://www.claninquisition.org/ Leave a message on the forum recruitment section to enter.

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10-22-2007, 11:25 AM	#5
ncvr Marquis Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 2,439	I think malich is right, Zid. We must confine you to an insane asylum!

10-23-2007, 02:16 AM	#7
Zidane_Tribal Apprentice Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 77	well, who'd have guessed that dagger of locks would come in usefull after all that time.... finally i managed to cut myself free of all that ivy and escape! everyone! poke malich!