Daring New War Zone Tactics!

trash · 12-01-2007, 04:24 PM

Yes, last night myself and Revenant Mersault unveiled a number of cutting edge strategies, never previously witnessed on the battle field...

Using Rocks And Plants To Stop Your Horse

How many times have you discovered the 's' key or down cursor has been stolen from your keyboard, leaving you unable to stop your horse! Well now there is an answer for this common problem. By manoeuvring your steed into a natural obstacle you can prevent forward movement *INDEFINITELY*. However, this technique needs to be used with caution, as it can stop you *ever* reaching your destination.

Going To A Different Fort To The One The Battle Is At

Though to some, this may have appeared like we were simply lost or forgetful, we were *actually* testing a new evasion technique. This method can reduce your damage received dramatically, due to this distance between you and the actual battle. Little more to say on this one, we are geniuses, clearly...

Walking Into Fort Walls

To the passing observer this may have looked like we were simply incompetent. However, nothing could be further from the truth! By approaching an enemy controlled fort, from the side, then walking into the wall for a length of time, will cause any nearby enemies to become confused at your behaviour, thus letting their guard down. It's *THEN* that you strike, spinning around unexpectedly and slaughtering every foe! Since this method is still being developed, we didn't get to the second part on this occasion, but the initial walking into the wall part of the plan, we have now perfected.

New Method For Raising Troop Moral

If anybody witnessed me stumbling around, in the middle of a fort siege, chatting to strangers on general, with very poor spelling, and *possibly* telling them I loved them... this, to the untrained eye, may have appeared foolish. But *NO*! I was actually raising troop moral, to ensure our warriors fought at their optimum efficiency. Yup, that's it.

All these methods would not have been discovered if it wasn't for a new premium potion we have discovered. Side effects can include slurred speech, double vision, and spontaneous and irrational behaviour, but as you can see from above, the strategic potential is awesome...

DkySven · 12-01-2007, 04:27 PM

OMG, now none can defeat you!

trash · 12-01-2007, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asdfghs

OMG, now none can defeat you!

I know! I really think these innovative new techniques could turn the tide of the battle for Ignis...

Trix grins

trash · 12-01-2007, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katiechan

Would that happen to be the lag potion?

Oh no, something even *MORE* powerful, and it comes from a place called "The Pub"...

Bully · 12-01-2007, 05:19 PM

All hail Lord Trash and his Super Elixir of the Gods!!!!

DkySven · 12-01-2007, 05:25 PM

Damm, 14 is too young for that super-elixir!

misaccc · 12-02-2007, 01:38 AM

Rofl trix thats some awsome tactics

chuckclose1 · 12-02-2007, 01:52 AM

you should found a new regeme with thous tactics

you would be supreem ruler of ro lol

craiyzee · 12-02-2007, 05:12 AM

Fantastic Trix! I like the "Going To A Different Fort To The One The Battle Is At" idea, seems like it could work in my favour!

octopus · 12-02-2007, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trash

All these methods would not have been discovered if it wasn't for a new premium potion we have discovered. Side effects can include slurred speech, double vision, and spontaneous and irrational behaviour, but as you can see from above, the strategic potential is awesome...

splurred sleech? ddoouubbllee vviissiioonn?? Doesn't sound likely.

12-01-2007, 04:24 PM	#1
trash Master Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Leeds, United Kingdom Posts: 253	Daring New War Zone Tactics! Yes, last night myself and Revenant Mersault unveiled a number of cutting edge strategies, never previously witnessed on the battle field... Using Rocks And Plants To Stop Your Horse How many times have you discovered the 's' key or down cursor has been stolen from your keyboard, leaving you unable to stop your horse! Well now there is an answer for this common problem. By manoeuvring your steed into a natural obstacle you can prevent forward movement INDEFINITELY. However, this technique needs to be used with caution, as it can stop you ever reaching your destination. Going To A Different Fort To The One The Battle Is At Though to some, this may have appeared like we were simply lost or forgetful, we were actually testing a new evasion technique. This method can reduce your damage received dramatically, due to this distance between you and the actual battle. Little more to say on this one, we are geniuses, clearly... Walking Into Fort Walls To the passing observer this may have looked like we were simply incompetent. However, nothing could be further from the truth! By approaching an enemy controlled fort, from the side, then walking into the wall for a length of time, will cause any nearby enemies to become confused at your behaviour, thus letting their guard down. It's THEN that you strike, spinning around unexpectedly and slaughtering every foe! Since this method is still being developed, we didn't get to the second part on this occasion, but the initial walking into the wall part of the plan, we have now perfected. New Method For Raising Troop Moral If anybody witnessed me stumbling around, in the middle of a fort siege, chatting to strangers on general, with very poor spelling, and possibly telling them I loved them... this, to the untrained eye, may have appeared foolish. But NO! I was actually raising troop moral, to ensure our warriors fought at their optimum efficiency. Yup, that's it. All these methods would not have been discovered if it wasn't for a new premium potion we have discovered. Side effects can include slurred speech, double vision, and spontaneous and irrational behaviour, but as you can see from above, the strategic potential is awesome... __________________ Trix "Wraith Brigand" of The Company of Ghosts Drunk harlot and master duelist...

12-01-2007, 04:27 PM	#2
DkySven Marquis Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,076	OMG, now none can defeat you! __________________ Dky Sven, level 54 knight (Ra) Valhalla Dky the Goat, level 35 conjurer(Ra) Dky Sven, level 51 knight(Horus) Something

12-01-2007, 05:25 PM	#6
DkySven Marquis Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,076	Damm, 14 is too young for that super-elixir! __________________ Dky Sven, level 54 knight (Ra) Valhalla Dky the Goat, level 35 conjurer(Ra) Dky Sven, level 51 knight(Horus) Something

12-02-2007, 01:52 AM	#8
chuckclose1 Master Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: baltimore MD. United States Posts: 369	you should found a new regeme with thous tactics you would be supreem ruler of ro lol __________________ CRYTOPS Kritipz Flame of Vahalla UTGHAR Warlock lvl 44 NORDO LVL5 ARCHER= SUPER NOOB

12-02-2007, 05:12 AM	#9
craiyzee Initiate Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: In That Hole Behind You Posts: 174	Fantastic Trix! I like the "Going To A Different Fort To The One The Battle Is At" idea, seems like it could work in my favour! __________________ kaelee

12-01-2007, 05:19 PM	#5
Bully Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 353	All hail Lord Trash and his Super Elixir of the Gods!!!!

12-02-2007, 01:38 AM	#7
misaccc Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Belgrade!!! Posts: 1,807	Rofl trix thats some awsome tactics

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