Random, esoteric, obscure, awesomely-bad and otherwise classic B-movies

Kyrottimus · 06-20-2009, 02:33 PM

I was watching this the other day (don't ask, I bought it when I was younger from one of those wal-mart bargain-bin movie racks for a couple bucks because I remember seeing the Anime version of it even younger and was curious about the live-action attempt).

Well, as I was watching the movie, a more apropos title filled my thoughts. Here is the new title (with some of my quick and dirty photoshop skillz):

Can you guess the REAL name of the movie?

Also, if you know any other movies that may fit this title, or better yet obscure B-movies you'd like to add with your own unique titles.

Whatever, it made me laugh so I decided to do it...

(and Devs/Admins...you did say ANY subject

)

Godot · 06-20-2009, 08:57 PM

Fist of the North Star

Mattdoesrock · 06-20-2009, 09:55 PM

Leprechaun 1, Leprechaun 2, Leprechaun 3: In da hood and Leprechaun 4: Lost in space, are some of the best worst movies I've ever seen.

Ulmanyar · 06-20-2009, 10:13 PM

Maybe not the same genre, but: Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

theotherhiveking · 06-20-2009, 10:16 PM

Karate kiddo XVII

Kyrottimus · 06-20-2009, 10:36 PM

Godot is correct!

Steel Dawn with Patric Swayze (2 very bad mullets), Mad Max III: Beyond Thunderdome (Mel Gibson's mullet in the first half and Tina Turner's mullet), umm... yeah these movies would also fit the "Post-Apocalyptic Mullet Battle" title. And an honorable mention goes out to the pre-apocalyptic mullet by the red-haired-mulleted boyhood friend of John Connor in Terminator 2: Judgement Day. (Wtf is it with apocalyptic movies and bad hairstyles?)

Hey, has anyone seen "The Story of Ricky"?

And considering this is an Argentinian-based game development studio, has anyone out there seen the "Plaga Zombie" movies?

Brother-brian · 06-24-2009, 02:47 AM

I'm old school (for you youngsters, that's how we used to spell "Ol' Skool"), so I like a little 1930's gem called "Freaks". That's it.... just "Freaks".

It's creepy.

If you can find it, it's really worth a watch.

It's black and white, but it's a talkie (another word for "movies with sound" back then). And it has probably the best "group chant" for accepting a newbie into one's midst.

"Gooba, Gobba, Gooba, Gobba,
We accept you, we accept you,
Gooba Gobba, Gooba Gobba,
One of us, One of us..."

AND, you get to see a human torso (literally no arms or legs at all) strike a match and light his own cigarette!

Evola · 06-24-2009, 08:43 AM

Cemetery Gates

Bloody, stupid and awesome. Really.

http://www.evildread.com/horror-revi...iew.php?id=253

Orimae · 06-29-2009, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyrottimus

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/3...icmulletba.jpg

Can you guess the REAL name of the movie?

Talk to the hand!!

06-20-2009, 02:33 PM	#1
Kyrottimus Baron Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montana, U.S.A. Posts: 690	Random, esoteric, obscure, awesomely-bad and otherwise classic B-movies I was watching this the other day (don't ask, I bought it when I was younger from one of those wal-mart bargain-bin movie racks for a couple bucks because I remember seeing the Anime version of it even younger and was curious about the live-action attempt). Well, as I was watching the movie, a more apropos title filled my thoughts. Here is the new title (with some of my quick and dirty photoshop skillz): Can you guess the REAL name of the movie? Also, if you know any other movies that may fit this title, or better yet obscure B-movies you'd like to add with your own unique titles. Whatever, it made me laugh so I decided to do it... (and Devs/Admins...you did say ANY subject ) __________________ Μολὼν λαβέ Kyrottimus: 60 - Barbarian (WM) RIP \|\| Rykor: 60 - Knight (WM) RIP Vanosen Sagesight: 60 - Marksman (WM) RIP \|\| Orykus: 60 - Hunter RIP

06-20-2009, 08:57 PM	#2
Godot Apprentice Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 91	Fist of the North Star __________________ There are 4 things you can never recover: The stone..after the throw. The word..after it's said. The occasion..after it's missed. The time..after it's gone.

06-20-2009, 09:55 PM	#3
Mattdoesrock Count Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: England, UK. Posts: 1,055	Leprechaun 1, Leprechaun 2, Leprechaun 3: In da hood and Leprechaun 4: Lost in space, are some of the best worst movies I've ever seen. __________________ MattdoesJOKE_#40_NOT_FOUND RA / Hor... Haven?

06-20-2009, 10:13 PM	#4
Ulmanyar Initiate Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 231	Maybe not the same genre, but: Killer Clowns from Outer Space. __________________ Ulmanyar Flame of Valhalla Alsius - a few, but we got goats! BAAAAH!

06-20-2009, 10:16 PM	#5
theotherhiveking Count Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,452	Karate kiddo XVII __________________ ⎺⎺⎺⎺⎺⎺⎺⎺⎺⎺

06-20-2009, 10:36 PM	#6
Kyrottimus Baron Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montana, U.S.A. Posts: 690	Godot is correct! Steel Dawn with Patric Swayze (2 very bad mullets), Mad Max III: Beyond Thunderdome (Mel Gibson's mullet in the first half and Tina Turner's mullet), umm... yeah these movies would also fit the "Post-Apocalyptic Mullet Battle" title. And an honorable mention goes out to the pre-apocalyptic mullet by the red-haired-mulleted boyhood friend of John Connor in Terminator 2: Judgement Day. (Wtf is it with apocalyptic movies and bad hairstyles?) Hey, has anyone seen "The Story of Ricky"? And considering this is an Argentinian-based game development studio, has anyone out there seen the "Plaga Zombie" movies? __________________ Μολὼν λαβέ Kyrottimus: 60 - Barbarian (WM) RIP \|\| Rykor: 60 - Knight (WM) RIP Vanosen Sagesight: 60 - Marksman (WM) RIP \|\| Orykus: 60 - Hunter RIP

06-24-2009, 02:47 AM	#7
Brother-brian Master Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 271	I'm old school (for you youngsters, that's how we used to spell "Ol' Skool"), so I like a little 1930's gem called "Freaks". That's it.... just "Freaks". It's creepy. If you can find it, it's really worth a watch. It's black and white, but it's a talkie (another word for "movies with sound" back then). And it has probably the best "group chant" for accepting a newbie into one's midst. "Gooba, Gobba, Gooba, Gobba, We accept you, we accept you, Gooba Gobba, Gooba Gobba, One of us, One of us..." AND, you get to see a human torso (literally no arms or legs at all) strike a match and light his own cigarette!

06-24-2009, 08:43 AM	#8
Evola Pledge Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 16	Cemetery Gates Bloody, stupid and awesome. Really. http://www.evildread.com/horror-revi...iew.php?id=253 __________________ "Ubuntu" - an African word, meaning "Slackware is too hard for me"

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