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08-28-2009, 09:41 PM
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Chuck Norris lines
I just love these.
I have seen many threads in other forums where they just copy-paste from the chuck norris websites. I would like to see some originality in these, as they can really be pretty funny. I'll go first: Whoop-Ass opens cans of Chuck Norris. |
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08-28-2009, 10:01 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: The Netherlands
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I like this site very much:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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08-29-2009, 08:14 AM
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Initiate
Join Date: May 2008
Location: With DB on the top of Mount Doom were Sauron lives.
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Chuck Norris can taste the difference between "I can't believe it's not butter" and ordinary butter.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can play Regnum Online without lagging.
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08-29-2009, 02:00 PM
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Master
Join Date: Jun 2009
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Chuck Norris can tug on Superman's cape, spit into the wind, pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger AND kick Jim AND Slim's @$$..... all at the same time.
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08-31-2009, 11:15 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Toulouse
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Chuck Norris can defeat an archer
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08-31-2009, 11:20 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: England, UK.
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08-31-2009, 11:40 AM
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Initiate
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Lomas de Zamora
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09-01-2009, 03:50 PM
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Marquis
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: England
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Quote:
 Also...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOIRJi1YWY8
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09-02-2009, 12:54 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cheshire, England
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Chuck norris walked down the street with an erection.............. There where no survivors
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