Another Horus Story

VandaMan · 02-26-2010, 06:15 PM

Another story, enjoy.

Once upon a time Ignis was doing some junk, and everything was right in the world.

Winston was a very special member of the Ignis army. No matter how hard Winston tried, things never turned out his way. Often it was his own fault, but the deck of life was stacked against him, and failure was his role. The stern Ignites scolded his failure, the Jolly Ignites mocked him, and the emo Ignites made female characters to seduce him for lulz.

One day a very special guy came to Ignis. His name was Pontius. Pontius was a very powerful man, and many Ignites respected him wholly. Most did not. They coddled Pontius' ego, hoping he would use his power for their benefit.

On this day, as usual, Winston had failed again. In an effort to succeed he decided he would practice his skills on monsters, to gain strength. While happily grinding away, Winston came across one of the emo Ignites. The Ignite sat in a dark corner and watched, as Winston struggled with a monster, but did nothing. Failing once again, Winston turned and fled, shouting to the heavens, "What is wrong with me!?"

The Ignites - emos, jollies, and hardasses alike - began to tell Winston exactly what was wrong with him, and none too kindly. One of the crowd, hearing all of Winston's faults, asked Pontius to banish him. Hearing this, Winston shouted to the man, "You're such a noob!" The crowd of Ignites became angry, and chanted "Banish him! Banish him!"

Pontius, seeking to appease the crowd, yet maintain some level of lawfulness, cast a spell of silence on Winston, saying that calling another a noob was unacceptable. Seeing Pontius' power, the crowd was amazed. For the duration of the spell the Ignites laughed and poked fun at the silent Winston. Try as he might, he was unable to endure it any longer, and a tear rolled down his cheek.

The tear was a small thing, but Pontius was not an evil man, and so he lifted his spell immediately saying his lesson was learned and he was free to go. With the spell gone, Winston fell to his knees and shouted, "I did nothing to deserve that! You may as well banish me, if calling someone a noob is a crime!" His tears began to flow in force, and he called out "Banish me already!"

The mob began to chant again, and Pontius hadn't the courage to oppose them. With a flick of his wrist, he sent Winston spiraling out of Horus.

The End.

Disclaimer: This story is a fictional work, entirely from my own mind. No actual Horus players or events are represented in this story, and the names used are insignificant and were chosen at random.

UmarilsStillHere · 02-26-2010, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by VandaMan

Disclaimer: This story is a fictional work, entirely from my own mind. No actual Horus players or events are represented in this story, and the names used are insignificant and were chosen at random.

Yeah, but we all know its acctualy not made up, you swapped out the names but its clearly a retelling of a recent 'event' that has caused enough problems without people dragging it back up.

VandaMan · 02-26-2010, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Umaril

Yeah, but we all know its acctualy not made up

Yes it is.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umaril

you swapped out the names but its clearly a retelling of a recent 'event'

No I didn't.

UmarilsStillHere · 02-26-2010, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by VandaMan

No I didn't.

I somehow doubt a certain mod would agree with you.

VandaMan · 02-26-2010, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Umaril

I somehow doubt a certain mod would agree with you.

Stop trolling, this is my Horus story thread, and I'd prefer if you stayed at least somewhat on-topic. I'd rather it didn't get locked because people assume it's something that it isn't.

UmarilsStillHere · 02-26-2010, 06:33 PM

We will wait and see then, if it gets locked then its because that story is what I think it clearly is, not because I pointed out the very suspect similaritys.

Godot · 02-26-2010, 06:26 PM

hurray for winston !!
hurray for pontius !!
hurray for emos !!
hurray for jollies !!
hurray for hardasses !!
but mostly hurray for Van the Storyteller !!

This reply has no relevence to any situation real or implied.

VandaMan · 02-26-2010, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Godot

but mostly hurray for Van the Storyteller !!

Thanks!

I was thinking I might write some more, any ideas for future plots and conflicts? Or even constructive criticisms about my writing?

DkySven · 02-26-2010, 08:02 PM

I fail to see on which event this story could be based

For me it's just fiction.

Altara · 02-26-2010, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by VandaMan

Disclaimer: This story is a fictional work, entirely from my own mind. No actual Horus players or events are represented in this story, and the names used are insignificant and were chosen at random.

I dont think people are reading it all :<
ahha good job Van ^^

-ish veruh prowd-

02-26-2010, 06:15 PM	#1
VandaMan Baron Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 747	Another Horus Story Another story, enjoy. Once upon a time Ignis was doing some junk, and everything was right in the world. Winston was a very special member of the Ignis army. No matter how hard Winston tried, things never turned out his way. Often it was his own fault, but the deck of life was stacked against him, and failure was his role. The stern Ignites scolded his failure, the Jolly Ignites mocked him, and the emo Ignites made female characters to seduce him for lulz. One day a very special guy came to Ignis. His name was Pontius. Pontius was a very powerful man, and many Ignites respected him wholly. Most did not. They coddled Pontius' ego, hoping he would use his power for their benefit. On this day, as usual, Winston had failed again. In an effort to succeed he decided he would practice his skills on monsters, to gain strength. While happily grinding away, Winston came across one of the emo Ignites. The Ignite sat in a dark corner and watched, as Winston struggled with a monster, but did nothing. Failing once again, Winston turned and fled, shouting to the heavens, "What is wrong with me!?" The Ignites - emos, jollies, and hardasses alike - began to tell Winston exactly what was wrong with him, and none too kindly. One of the crowd, hearing all of Winston's faults, asked Pontius to banish him. Hearing this, Winston shouted to the man, "You're such a noob!" The crowd of Ignites became angry, and chanted "Banish him! Banish him!" Pontius, seeking to appease the crowd, yet maintain some level of lawfulness, cast a spell of silence on Winston, saying that calling another a noob was unacceptable. Seeing Pontius' power, the crowd was amazed. For the duration of the spell the Ignites laughed and poked fun at the silent Winston. Try as he might, he was unable to endure it any longer, and a tear rolled down his cheek. The tear was a small thing, but Pontius was not an evil man, and so he lifted his spell immediately saying his lesson was learned and he was free to go. With the spell gone, Winston fell to his knees and shouted, "I did nothing to deserve that! You may as well banish me, if calling someone a noob is a crime!" His tears began to flow in force, and he called out "Banish me already!" The mob began to chant again, and Pontius hadn't the courage to oppose them. With a flick of his wrist, he sent Winston spiraling out of Horus. The End. Disclaimer: This story is a fictional work, entirely from my own mind. No actual Horus players or events are represented in this story, and the names used are insignificant and were chosen at random.

02-26-2010, 06:33 PM	#6
UmarilsStillHere Marquis Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: England Posts: 2,419	We will wait and see then, if it gets locked then its because that story is what I think it clearly is, not because I pointed out the very suspect similaritys. __________________ Faith 50 Barb Faithless 50 Lock Umaril 45 Conju Kailas 45 Marks Pel 45 Knight I N Q U I S I T I O N

02-26-2010, 06:26 PM	#7
Godot Apprentice Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 91	hurray for winston !! hurray for pontius !! hurray for emos !! hurray for jollies !! hurray for hardasses !! but mostly hurray for Van the Storyteller !! This reply has no relevence to any situation real or implied. __________________ There are 4 things you can never recover: The stone..after the throw. The word..after it's said. The occasion..after it's missed. The time..after it's gone.

02-26-2010, 08:02 PM	#9
DkySven Marquis Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,076	I fail to see on which event this story could be based For me it's just fiction. __________________ Dky Sven, level 54 knight (Ra) Valhalla Dky the Goat, level 35 conjurer(Ra) Dky Sven, level 51 knight(Horus) Something

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