A Serious Complaint. No more abuses! [TRANSLATED]

[ArcticWolf]

This is a translation of a post that Snoid made on the Spanish Inn...

@firstly (Cullyn): thank you for pointing out my mistakes, edited ^^

It's been recursively discussed about the unbalance that some skills make, about the unbalance of premium items, even about the unbalance that the game geography produces. But I want to point out some of the topics that no one seems to care about and cause a serious threat against the REAL BALANCE!

1) ADVANCED HARDWARE:
I don't know if you're aware of that, but some immoral cheaters have spent their money on POWERFUL COMPUTERS! Yeah, yeah, as you read. There's people with 2-core processors, more than 2 Gb on RAM and cutting-edge video cards (or graphics adapters). What can we do against them? Nothing. Even if they complain of the same lag problems, those bastards play smoothly above our dead bodies on the WZ. Their skills show the reload time correctly and reach the 90 fps, having an immoral advantage over the rest of the players with less money.

2) BANDWITH:
It's obvious that some take advantage of their super-broadband-internet-connections, and as we know the game is optimized to use the least of our bandwith, so they can even download movies over p2p while they're fighting!! Isn't that unfair?

3) PERIPHERALS:
This is REALLY serious. Yesterday, a friend of another friend of a boyfriend's friend of a well known player of another well known realm told me that he, a friggin' cheater used HEADSETS!!! Believe it or not, he did. It seems that some hunters (and even other subclasses) use the sound to detect enemies. How can we fight against them? The headsets should be banned from the warzone. He also told me of people who use wireless and optical mice over proper surfaces, hence being more precise when clicking on the enemies. I think that all this gadgets should be banned. Spending money on this shouldn't give you any advantage... And NGD doesn't make any profit on this! (Translator note: NGD should start marketing specialized game keyboards!).

4) MATURITY AND INTELLIGENCE:
As every one of you knows, some players are smarter than others. Most of the time you're with a large group of idiots and you meet with 3 or 4 players that use their head. Even on numeric superiority, SOMETIMES THEY WIN! How can that unbalancing situation be allowed? Not to mention the people to whom you try to explain a tactic and they don't get it. And you explain them the SAME THING again the next day, but they don't give a damn thing about it. There's people who learn fast, and they should be banned immediately if we don't want this game to get overpopulated with experienced players.

Please, I'd like you think about this.
This is a serious complaint, so this is why I put it on the Inn: so everyone could see it.

Please, PLEASE, take into account that sarcasm is a hard thing to translate... And that I'm not a translator...

And please, could you point out my spelling, grammar and every other mistake you could find? This was a cool exercise for me.

[Snoid]

thanks Xeph!

[ArcticWolf]

Originally Posted by Snoid

thanks Xeph!

You're welcome!!!

I hope they'll understand it.... In any case, I'll start translating the "how to spot a noob" that I found some time ago on the internet.

[CumeriTarenes]

rofl, at the beginning I really thought the complaints are seroius, when he talked about bandwith I thought that it actually doesn't matter to the game if they load movies or not, at point 3 I thought that it is going to be stupid, and at point 4 I finally got the sarcasm .
For this a , it has a very good style, even in the translated version, thanks for it Xephandor, good job

[GIGO305]

dis is like taking candy frm a baby. i dnt even know were 2 start

1 ppl with fast computers are rich spoild nerds and dey still get lag frm servers
2ppl premium stuf are the only reason my brike ass can play
3turn on the sound sistem stupid if u hear someone fighting look around u and talk 2 see if dey r frm ur realm im always doing dat im a conju


if ur gona cry dnt make a dumbas of urself cry about the bug in shaanarid's door dats someting dats nt fair some ignis nerd (all of dem are) bugged the door of shaanarid castle its been like that over 5 weeks now

[DkySven]

Haha, nice! Yea it is amazing how blind some greens are. Sometimes I run through 2 armies without being spotted.

@Gigo: it's a joke.

[ArcticWolf]

GIGO305, this was a SARCASTIC thread. Read the footnote.

The bug on the big black castle that the reds have is a model problem, no one bugged it. It's NGD responsibility.

@CumeriTarenes: thank you!!!

[e30G]

I love it! Good translation Xeph. I got the joke immediately.

[NightTwix]

seriously...

people blame me for using a up-to-date computers my whole gaming "career"

But in reality im just awsome

[octopus]

Originally Posted by GIGO305

dis is like taking candy frm a baby. i dnt even know were 2 start

1 ppl with fast computers are rich spoild nerds and dey still get lag frm servers
2ppl premium stuf are the only reason my brike ass can play
3turn on the sound sistem stupid if u hear someone fighting look around u and talk 2 see if dey r frm ur realm im always doing dat im a conju

if ur gona cry dnt make a dumbas of urself cry about the bug in shaanarid's door dats someting dats nt fair some ignis nerd (all of dem are) bugged the door of shaanarid castle its been like that over 5 weeks now

Gigo, if the above is in English, could you please define a few words for me? How about: dis, dnt, dey, brike, dat, dumbas, im, gona, nt, dem.

Seriously, posts like the above embarrass me, as most people from Argentina speak English better than many US youths. If you want your posts to be taken seriously, then please make an attempt to write them in English.