Epic ><

Mage_pegusas · 07-05-2008, 04:46 PM

I was browsing bash.org and came across this.. I thought it was funny

Quote:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

GIGO305 · 07-05-2008, 04:59 PM

ROFL!!!!

tak · 07-05-2008, 05:11 PM

Older than time itself.

Mage_pegusas · 07-05-2008, 05:17 PM

Why would you even reply then tak? ..
I thought it was funny ^^

tak · 07-05-2008, 05:24 PM

Yeah it's funny. As long as you don't post the Star Wars kid next...

Mage_pegusas · 07-05-2008, 05:47 PM

Well.... I haven't found that one yet

EDIT: heres one in the meantime

Quote:

Gear Grinder X: once, we had these total freak seventh day advenist (or whatever) freak ass neighbors
Gear Grinder X: and this girl Lanna was a little younger than me
Gear Grinder X: she was a bitch, and they were all totally religious
Gear Grinder X: she threw rocks at me once on my bike, and so I turned around, and went to run over here
Gear Grinder X: I was hauling ASS, and you know what she did?
Gear Grinder X: put her hands on her hips, and stood there and said "The lord will protect me"
Gear Grinder X: well.... he didn't

07-05-2008, 05:17 PM	#4
Mage_pegusas Initiate Join Date: May 2008 Location: Gone, Part time.. ETA? Unsure :( Posts: 192	Why would you even reply then tak? .. I thought it was funny ^^ __________________ https://www.youtube.com/user/patrickdavidson My Youtube Channel

07-05-2008, 04:59 PM	#2
GIGO305 Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: with ur mom Posts: 939	ROFL!!!!

07-05-2008, 05:11 PM	#3
tak Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 309	Older than time itself.

07-05-2008, 05:24 PM	#5
tak Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 309	Yeah it's funny. As long as you don't post the Star Wars kid next...