A song

-Edge- · 09-13-2008, 04:58 PM

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Overpowered

We're all overpowered in the world of Regnum Online,
Because of this fact we should all be paying a fine,
Its all because Valorius cried,
It's all because Valorius died.
And when we get nerfed you'll hear her sing,
That theres still another class thats next for nerfing.

Overpowered, overpowered,
Its such a bad crime.

Overpowered, overpowered,
In Regnum Online

And when we go rolling,
We all must be trolling.
When we speak of the game,
It turns out to be a flame.
Its irrelevant (© Valorius Rageway 2007 - 2008) to the topic,
The whole forum seems chaotic.

Overpowered, overpowered,
Its such a bad crime.

Overpowered, overpowered,
In Regnum Online

Its because we're South Crossers,
Its because we are MoDers.
We deserve to lose our skills,
So Valorius could get more kills.
But she's got a bad setup,
So she'll still be fed up.

Overpowered, overpowered,
Its such a bad crime.

Overpowered, overpowered,
In Regnum Online.

______________________________________________

The day I died

I ran around up to Menirah for a hunt,
Under my control I had some Syrtis runts.
We all ran forward, up through the sands,
We found an AFKer and I shot him before he could stand.
Then I turned around to the sound of a blade,
And down came on me, the South Cross parade.

Its overpowered! How did I die?!
Its some kind of blashphemy from an asshat,
That makes me want to cry.

Back at Stone Save I took a moment to relax,
When all of a sudden, the goats flew up my ass.
I pulled out my bow and an arrow from the quiver,
How do they live in Alsuis, it makes me want to shiver.
The next thing I knew, I was laying on the floor,
And so here I go, again and once more.

Its overpowered! How did I die?!
Its some kind of blashphemy from an asshat,
That makes me want to cry.

This time I went for a war, towards PB,
The bridge was filled with so much fighting it made everyone bleed.
I casted Son of the Wind,
When suddenly came a barb, and then I was pinned.
He raised his hammer into the air,
And once again, I swear it wasn't fair!

Its overpowered! How did I die?!
Its some kind of blashphemy from an asshat,
That makes me want to cry.

-Edge- · 09-13-2008, 05:21 PM

NGD have forsaken me

Why Surak why,
On what occasion did I die?
My arrows were hittin 100's
The Knight just kept on coming.
He came into my range,
The battle didn't change, even when I went all out,
Yet he still defeated me, its the kind of thing that makes me want to pout.

So why has NGD forsaken me?
In their words forsaken me?
In their eyes forsaken me?
In their hearts forsaken me?

I united Syrtis under my banner,
We fight with utmost manners.
We defend our dear Stone Save, day and night,
I fight as best I can, but I still can't win the fight.
If it wasn't for me, we would all be dead,
So bow down to me, and maybe you will be spared.

But why has NGD forsaken me?
In their words forsaken me?
In their eyes forsaken me?
In their hearts forsaken me?

What must I do to achieve the win?
How am I supposed to fight, when my armours made of tin.
I say its absurd,
Its outrageous.
Who am I to blame for this insane game?

So why has NGD forsaken me?
In their words forsaken me?
In their eyes forsaken me?
In their hearts forsaken me?

_______________________________________

Pets are for Pussies

When I look at all the other hunters I always laugh,
For the idiots that they are use pets which are crap.
Pets are ugly and they smell,
When I look at them I feel like im in hell.

Drop the category, it will lead you to glory!

You save cash on petfood,
Your evasion will be too good.
You can use confuse, confuse, confuse!
Theres no way you can lose!
Theres no other reason to protest,
For Valorius always knows whats best.

Some pets are bulky, others are chulky,
They are small and fat, and they feed on rats.
LOLOLOLOL!

Drop the category, it will lead you onto glory!

Pets are useless, they are worthless tools,
Why can't you all see that? I guess your all fools.
Listen to Rageway you irrelevant (© Valorius Rageway 2007 - 2008) trolls,
Listen to me, for my plans have no holes!
If you drop the pet now we can still win the fight,
WAIT! How did you kill that barb? Is my vision alright?
Is there some meaning to pets afterall?
No, it can't be, its all just a lucky free-for-all.

So just drop the category, it will lead you onto glory!

-Edge- · 09-13-2008, 05:29 PM

Raceaway

Stealth and speed, its all that I need,
I'll find you AFKing, its best that you'll be praying.
Theres no need to get closer, for I always come to you,
Theres no better fact, for this one is true.
My health starts to tick,
Its because I fight like im sick.
I guess its time to...

Raceaway! Far from you!
Raceaway! Right into the blue!

Im running and running,
The zerg keeps on coming.
I see you resting from a mob,
I'll kill you thats my job.
Oh no, your friends come my way!
So hell yeah its time to...

Raceaway! Far away from you!
Raceaway! Right into the blue!

Back in the woods, I get closer to my allies,
But oh shit, its when I realize,
The goats are killing them all,
Its looking like this a brawl.
AHH HELP ME VALORIUS!
What did you say? Hey speak up boy!
For I couldn't hear you!
I SAID HELP US VALORIUS!
Sorry no can do, you see its time to...

Raceaway! Far away from you!
Raceaway! Into the fucking blue.....

_________________________________________

My awesome brain

Don't disagree, you will be doomed,
Why bother posting? Its me that rules,
Your post is ludicrous and offtopic,
Just learn to friggin drop it.
So why do you all have to disagree?
Whats so bad about little gay me?

Don't try to resist me! My ideas are the best!
Why don't you all listen, just give it a rest!

You're all filthy trolls,
You're all filthy flamers,
Ive been banned before, But it matters no more!
I was the 1st to get a hundered thousand points,
I think that well earns me a joint!
I did it by legitimate fighting,
There is no worth denying!

Don't try to resist me! My ideas are the best!
Why don't you all listen, just give it a rest!

You're ignorant and scum, it makes me mad,
You speak of the truth? Hah! That just seems to sad.
I'll just ignore you and you,
Hey ill ignore you too!
My ideas are #1
They only bring you fun!

Don't try to resist me! My ideas are the best!
Why don't you all listen, just give it a rest!

-Edge- · 09-13-2008, 05:49 PM

Stop making fun of me

Hey stop it I say! I'll ban you if I don't get it my way!

Why can't you all just leave me alone?
Let me post my crap in peace,
Just give me a stinking release.
Because everyone wants to see me, because everyone wants to hear me,
And because its all about my lame posts,
Its all about how I love to boast.

Hey stop it I say! I'll ban you if I don't get it my way!

Theres no reason to get hasty,
My posts are oh so tasty.
You've been banned on my conditions, I won't listen to this fiction!
I know the facts but im scared to admit it,
If you don't shut up ill start a fit and,

Hey stop it I say! I'll ban you if I don't get it my way!

RatedREdge you are a jerk, you're nothing more but a common twirp
You stand in my way, so for that you will pay.
I'll cry and whine, maybe then it'll be fine,
So shut up and leave me alone, and if not ill get the phone
And ill dial up NGD, to report this blasphemy!
Those who disagree, will be crushed under me.

Hey stop it I say! I'll ban you if I don't get it my way!

kraetyz · 09-13-2008, 06:28 PM

The epicness of these posts are beyond description.

Znurre · 09-13-2008, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valorius

Touche'.

Wonderful lyrics Edge, you are a true artist

Pizdzius · 09-13-2008, 06:51 PM

if I knew any of those songs (the orinal ones) maybe i'd laugh moar

but nice one Edge ^^

-Edge- · 09-13-2008, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aardvak2669

if I knew any of those songs (the orinal ones) maybe i'd laugh moar

but nice one Edge ^^

They are all original and made from my mind, except for "Why has NGD forsaken me"

The lines

So why has NGD forsaken me?
In their words forsaken me?
In their eyes forsaken me?
In their hearts forsaken me?

Are from System of a Down - Chop Suey!

Snoid · 09-13-2008, 06:54 PM

I smiled reading this. Not the very best rimes, but it does its job.

It seems someone is obsessed with someotherone.

-Edge- · 09-13-2008, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoid

It seems someone is obsessed with someotherone.

Yeah, im a jackass like that

09-13-2008, 05:21 PM	#2
-Edge- Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Łódż, Poland Posts: 1,506	NGD have forsaken me Why Surak why, On what occasion did I die? My arrows were hittin 100's The Knight just kept on coming. He came into my range, The battle didn't change, even when I went all out, Yet he still defeated me, its the kind of thing that makes me want to pout. So why has NGD forsaken me? In their words forsaken me? In their eyes forsaken me? In their hearts forsaken me? I united Syrtis under my banner, We fight with utmost manners. We defend our dear Stone Save, day and night, I fight as best I can, but I still can't win the fight. If it wasn't for me, we would all be dead, So bow down to me, and maybe you will be spared. But why has NGD forsaken me? In their words forsaken me? In their eyes forsaken me? In their hearts forsaken me? What must I do to achieve the win? How am I supposed to fight, when my armours made of tin. I say its absurd, Its outrageous. Who am I to blame for this insane game? So why has NGD forsaken me? In their words forsaken me? In their eyes forsaken me? In their hearts forsaken me? _______________________________________ Pets are for Pussies When I look at all the other hunters I always laugh, For the idiots that they are use pets which are crap. Pets are ugly and they smell, When I look at them I feel like im in hell. Drop the category, it will lead you to glory! You save cash on petfood, Your evasion will be too good. You can use confuse, confuse, confuse! Theres no way you can lose! Theres no other reason to protest, For Valorius always knows whats best. Some pets are bulky, others are chulky, They are small and fat, and they feed on rats. LOLOLOLOL! Drop the category, it will lead you onto glory! Pets are useless, they are worthless tools, Why can't you all see that? I guess your all fools. Listen to Rageway you irrelevant (© Valorius Rageway 2007 - 2008) trolls, Listen to me, for my plans have no holes! If you drop the pet now we can still win the fight, WAIT! How did you kill that barb? Is my vision alright? Is there some meaning to pets afterall? No, it can't be, its all just a lucky free-for-all. So just drop the category, it will lead you onto glory! Last edited by Rated_R_Edge; 09-14-2008 at 04:37 PM.

09-13-2008, 05:29 PM	#3
-Edge- Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Łódż, Poland Posts: 1,506	Raceaway Stealth and speed, its all that I need, I'll find you AFKing, its best that you'll be praying. Theres no need to get closer, for I always come to you, Theres no better fact, for this one is true. My health starts to tick, Its because I fight like im sick. I guess its time to... Raceaway! Far from you! Raceaway! Right into the blue! Im running and running, The zerg keeps on coming. I see you resting from a mob, I'll kill you thats my job. Oh no, your friends come my way! So hell yeah its time to... Raceaway! Far away from you! Raceaway! Right into the blue! Back in the woods, I get closer to my allies, But oh shit, its when I realize, The goats are killing them all, Its looking like this a brawl. AHH HELP ME VALORIUS! What did you say? Hey speak up boy! For I couldn't hear you! I SAID HELP US VALORIUS! Sorry no can do, you see its time to... Raceaway! Far away from you! Raceaway! Into the fucking blue..... _________________________________________ My awesome brain Don't disagree, you will be doomed, Why bother posting? Its me that rules, Your post is ludicrous and offtopic, Just learn to friggin drop it. So why do you all have to disagree? Whats so bad about little gay me? Don't try to resist me! My ideas are the best! Why don't you all listen, just give it a rest! You're all filthy trolls, You're all filthy flamers, Ive been banned before, But it matters no more! I was the 1st to get a hundered thousand points, I think that well earns me a joint! I did it by legitimate fighting, There is no worth denying! Don't try to resist me! My ideas are the best! Why don't you all listen, just give it a rest! You're ignorant and scum, it makes me mad, You speak of the truth? Hah! That just seems to sad. I'll just ignore you and you, Hey ill ignore you too! My ideas are #1 They only bring you fun! Don't try to resist me! My ideas are the best! Why don't you all listen, just give it a rest! Last edited by Rated_R_Edge; 09-14-2008 at 04:59 PM.

09-13-2008, 05:49 PM	#4
-Edge- Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Łódż, Poland Posts: 1,506	Stop making fun of me Hey stop it I say! I'll ban you if I don't get it my way! Why can't you all just leave me alone? Let me post my crap in peace, Just give me a stinking release. Because everyone wants to see me, because everyone wants to hear me, And because its all about my lame posts, Its all about how I love to boast. Hey stop it I say! I'll ban you if I don't get it my way! Theres no reason to get hasty, My posts are oh so tasty. You've been banned on my conditions, I won't listen to this fiction! I know the facts but im scared to admit it, If you don't shut up ill start a fit and, Hey stop it I say! I'll ban you if I don't get it my way! RatedREdge you are a jerk, you're nothing more but a common twirp You stand in my way, so for that you will pay. I'll cry and whine, maybe then it'll be fine, So shut up and leave me alone, and if not ill get the phone And ill dial up NGD, to report this blasphemy! Those who disagree, will be crushed under me. Hey stop it I say! I'll ban you if I don't get it my way! Last edited by Rated_R_Edge; 09-15-2008 at 04:56 PM.

09-13-2008, 06:51 PM	#7
Pizdzius Baron Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Polish Side of RA Posts: 779	if I knew any of those songs (the orinal ones) maybe i'd laugh moar but nice one Edge ^^ __________________ Pizdzius Swedzioszek Leader of CBA Regnum Comic <- my Regnum Comic , RSS version -> RSS (if you wish to contact me on my other realm character: Ignis - Josephine)

09-13-2008, 06:54 PM	#9
Snoid Master Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Altaruk :) Posts:31,337 Posts: 446	I smiled reading this. Not the very best rimes, but it does its job. It seems someone is obsessed with someotherone. __________________ I'm an outsider, outside of everything... RAMNA Elegida Miss Ignis 2009 por votación popular

09-13-2008, 04:58 PM	#1
-Edge- Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Łódż, Poland Posts: 1,506	Newest Album! "From the depths of NGD!" New and improved! At your local retailer! It's all your favorite crummy hits from Regnum Online! Subscribe now for all the latest songs! Overpowered We're all overpowered in the world of Regnum Online, Because of this fact we should all be paying a fine, Its all because Valorius cried, It's all because Valorius died. And when we get nerfed you'll hear her sing, That theres still another class thats next for nerfing. Overpowered, overpowered, Its such a bad crime. Overpowered, overpowered, In Regnum Online And when we go rolling, We all must be trolling. When we speak of the game, It turns out to be a flame. Its irrelevant (© Valorius Rageway 2007 - 2008) to the topic, The whole forum seems chaotic. Overpowered, overpowered, Its such a bad crime. Overpowered, overpowered, In Regnum Online Its because we're South Crossers, Its because we are MoDers. We deserve to lose our skills, So Valorius could get more kills. But she's got a bad setup, So she'll still be fed up. Overpowered, overpowered, Its such a bad crime. Overpowered, overpowered, In Regnum Online. ______________________________________________ The day I died I ran around up to Menirah for a hunt, Under my control I had some Syrtis runts. We all ran forward, up through the sands, We found an AFKer and I shot him before he could stand. Then I turned around to the sound of a blade, And down came on me, the South Cross parade. Its overpowered! How did I die?! Its some kind of blashphemy from an asshat, That makes me want to cry. Back at Stone Save I took a moment to relax, When all of a sudden, the goats flew up my ass. I pulled out my bow and an arrow from the quiver, How do they live in Alsuis, it makes me want to shiver. The next thing I knew, I was laying on the floor, And so here I go, again and once more. Its overpowered! How did I die?! Its some kind of blashphemy from an asshat, That makes me want to cry. This time I went for a war, towards PB, The bridge was filled with so much fighting it made everyone bleed. I casted Son of the Wind, When suddenly came a barb, and then I was pinned. He raised his hammer into the air, And once again, I swear it wasn't fair! Its overpowered! How did I die?! Its some kind of blashphemy from an asshat, That makes me want to cry. Last edited by Rated_R_Edge; 09-14-2008 at 05:04 PM.

09-13-2008, 06:28 PM	#5
kraetyz Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: The unforgiving darkness that is Sweden Posts: 109	The epicness of these posts are beyond description.