funniest thing you've said/done when you were drunk

Angelwinged_Devil · 03-15-2007, 10:25 AM

ahh well, this probably would be umm, I need to remember first

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I guess this would would be at my x'es birthday party... Apparantly I drank so much that I went dead, got carried into a sofa, I wasn't that dead though so I stood up again and partied on, took some more to drink and went dead again. Got carried out again. This happened about 4 times... after this (as some of you know I'm a metal guy who dresses all metallic/gothic like) I went towards the house where she lives, and on the way I met a group of guys who was wearing popcloth and such, zigzagging the way through the group, they all moved in fear. So I pretended to be so drunk that I turned around and went back into them, they moved themself again, then I gently said "oh wait this is the wrong way." And yet again turned around to zig zag towards them, they moved in fear again XD. a second after my x comes out, sees them and runs like hell towards them, all alone. Of course they run away like chickens

and I started roflmao.

after that, I took her into bed and told her we had to sleep because it was late and we could barely walk. Funny really. Specially afterwards with the big headache DX. Or something...

And just to be fast excusing... I'm very tired got three hours of sleep, and class is boring.

thewhiteone313 · 03-21-2007, 02:25 AM

mine was when i went to the movies and my X wanted me to steal her some bottles of alcohol and shed pay me 20 buks a bottle so i did it.
i decided to drink some with her since i stole might as well huh? i ended up drinking a whole bottle of barcardi 151... like i think a 20 oc or 24 dont remember but then i started running for fun and i eat so much shit and after that i couldnt get up and i blacked out and when i kinda woke up like 10 minutes after i started tripppinnnn and started tellin my x to lay with me n shit and i was covered in puke and telling her she doesnt have to touch me. ahahah and so on
she finally called my dad who took me to the E.R kas i got alcohol poisioning
worse and most embarrasing day of my life

G40st · 03-22-2007, 02:55 AM

Mine was at a former guy in my class's appartment. Basically everyone from my former class was there and people really screwed with me for months after this friday night.

I't all began when we arrived to the appartment. I had a bottle of *can't find the english name for it but it's as strong as vodka* and began drinking right away.
This was around 20.00.
I and some others tequilaraced the whole bootle in about 90 min-2hours and i got at least 4/5 of the content, that's 4/5 of 70cl 40+% alcohol in under 2 hours .
If u don't know what a tequila race is, first you take some salt in to your hand, not much just a little, and then you "throw" the salt in your mouth then take a shoot and then a slice of lemon. Tastes yummi

I also had a six pack beer to try and wash away some of the alcohol taste in my mouth.

Around 22-22.30 i started to get really drunk and i went to the toilet and threw up. Then i just lie there and some more people arrive and see me lying on the bathroom floor. *I think a picture was taken about now can't remember for obvious reasons

*

Then i stand up and walk 2 the living room and the whole class is standing for a group picture and i want to be in it. So i stand with the others and right when the picture is taken something unbelievable happens. I pass out and fall straight forward. Just as he presses the button on the camera.

So in the end, the whole class had a picture of me going down like a log in the woods. And everyone except me had a good laugh about it me included and it was over time forgotten.

That's my most stupidest drunk moment.

Kazuma593 · 03-29-2007, 02:11 AM

Well it wasn't me that was drunk, but I was listening to a drunk marine sing I'm a barbie girl.

Egret · 03-29-2007, 04:11 AM

Speaking of Bacardi 151 - never drink large amounts of 151 with a grape MD20/20 in one night. The resulting reddish concoction burns coming back up. That has got to be the most unpleasant sensation I have ever been unfortunate enough to have any recollection of.

x_x

Do, however, try grilling hamburgers in Bacardi 151. If you keep it medium rare and use enough to where all of the alcohol doesn't evaporate, you get highly flammable hamburgers that are both delicious and faintly buzz inducing (well, more flammable and buzz inducing than delicious, really. But it's still fun!).

Lovele · 05-05-2008, 02:34 PM

Funnyest thing I have say/done when I was drunk? I don't remember....I was drunk

GIGO305 · 05-05-2008, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Angelwinged_Devil

ahh well, this probably would be umm, I need to remember first

.

I guess this would would be at my x'es birthday party... Apparantly I drank so much that I went dead, got carried into a sofa, I wasn't that dead though so I stood up again and partied on, took some more to drink and went dead again. Got carried out again. This happened about 4 times... after this (as some of you know I'm a metal guy who dresses all metallic/gothic like) I went towards the house where she lives, and on the way I met a group of guys who was wearing popcloth and such, zigzagging the way through the group, they all moved in fear. So I pretended to be so drunk that I turned around and went back into them, they moved themself again, then I gently said "oh wait this is the wrong way." And yet again turned around to zig zag towards them, they moved in fear again XD. a second after my x comes out, sees them and runs like hell towards them, all alone. Of course they run away like chickens

and I started roflmao.

after that, I took her into bed and told her we had to sleep because it was late and we could barely walk. Funny really. Specially afterwards with the big headache DX. Or something...

And just to be fast excusing... I'm very tired got three hours of sleep, and class is boring.

they ran away becaus drunk goths look like homeless ppl

backe · 05-05-2008, 10:38 PM

woot!....ammonia triiodide!

ArcticWolf · 05-05-2008, 11:20 PM

I got drunk against my will at a wedding. There was no water or coke left, so I drank wine and cider. Oh, and beer, and whiskey, and champagne, and a lot of things I can't remember.

The funniest thing I've done was to... sleep.

That was the only time when I got drunk.

Static_Fang · 05-06-2008, 06:53 AM

Being underage sucks

But i'll probably stick to Cola :P i need to stay awake not fall asleep

03-15-2007, 10:25 AM	#1
Angelwinged_Devil Banned Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Under your skin Posts: 1337 Posts: 2,490	funniest thing you've said/done when you were drunk ahh well, this probably would be umm, I need to remember first . I guess this would would be at my x'es birthday party... Apparantly I drank so much that I went dead, got carried into a sofa, I wasn't that dead though so I stood up again and partied on, took some more to drink and went dead again. Got carried out again. This happened about 4 times... after this (as some of you know I'm a metal guy who dresses all metallic/gothic like) I went towards the house where she lives, and on the way I met a group of guys who was wearing popcloth and such, zigzagging the way through the group, they all moved in fear. So I pretended to be so drunk that I turned around and went back into them, they moved themself again, then I gently said "oh wait this is the wrong way." And yet again turned around to zig zag towards them, they moved in fear again XD. a second after my x comes out, sees them and runs like hell towards them, all alone. Of course they run away like chickens and I started roflmao. after that, I took her into bed and told her we had to sleep because it was late and we could barely walk. Funny really. Specially afterwards with the big headache DX. Or something... And just to be fast excusing... I'm very tired got three hours of sleep, and class is boring.

03-22-2007, 02:55 AM	#3
G40st Master Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 341	Mine was at a former guy in my class's appartment. Basically everyone from my former class was there and people really screwed with me for months after this friday night. I't all began when we arrived to the appartment. I had a bottle of can't find the english name for it but it's as strong as vodka and began drinking right away. This was around 20.00. I and some others tequilaraced the whole bootle in about 90 min-2hours and i got at least 4/5 of the content, that's 4/5 of 70cl 40+% alcohol in under 2 hours . If u don't know what a tequila race is, first you take some salt in to your hand, not much just a little, and then you "throw" the salt in your mouth then take a shoot and then a slice of lemon. Tastes yummi I also had a six pack beer to try and wash away some of the alcohol taste in my mouth. Around 22-22.30 i started to get really drunk and i went to the toilet and threw up. Then i just lie there and some more people arrive and see me lying on the bathroom floor. I think a picture was taken about now can't remember for obvious reasons Then i stand up and walk 2 the living room and the whole class is standing for a group picture and i want to be in it. So i stand with the others and right when the picture is taken something unbelievable happens. I pass out and fall straight forward. Just as he presses the button on the camera. So in the end, the whole class had a picture of me going down like a log in the woods. And everyone except me had a good laugh about it me included and it was over time forgotten. That's my most stupidest drunk moment. __________________ Hollowpoint - Conjurer - RA Omnislash - knight Yoda - Barb - Horus My MMORPG Is put on a hold for a unknown period of time Last edited by G40st; 03-22-2007 at 02:59 AM.

03-29-2007, 04:11 AM	#5
Egret Pledge Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: El Paso, TX Posts: 15	Ugh, it's like a party in my mouth... Speaking of Bacardi 151 - never drink large amounts of 151 with a grape MD20/20 in one night. The resulting reddish concoction burns coming back up. That has got to be the most unpleasant sensation I have ever been unfortunate enough to have any recollection of. x_x Do, however, try grilling hamburgers in Bacardi 151. If you keep it medium rare and use enough to where all of the alcohol doesn't evaporate, you get highly flammable hamburgers that are both delicious and faintly buzz inducing (well, more flammable and buzz inducing than delicious, really. But it's still fun!). __________________ The Guardians of Power

05-05-2008, 11:20 PM	#9
ArcticWolf Duke Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: 0x00CAFE Posts: 3,366	I got drunk against my will at a wedding. There was no water or coke left, so I drank wine and cider. Oh, and beer, and whiskey, and champagne, and a lot of things I can't remember. The funniest thing I've done was to... sleep. That was the only time when I got drunk. __________________ I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.

05-06-2008, 06:53 AM	#10
Static_Fang Master Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 310	Being underage sucks But i'll probably stick to Cola :P i need to stay awake not fall asleep __________________ Dark Venom Fang Spider Warlock

03-21-2007, 02:25 AM	#2
thewhiteone313 Pledge Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 0	mine was when i went to the movies and my X wanted me to steal her some bottles of alcohol and shed pay me 20 buks a bottle so i did it. i decided to drink some with her since i stole might as well huh? i ended up drinking a whole bottle of barcardi 151... like i think a 20 oc or 24 dont remember but then i started running for fun and i eat so much shit and after that i couldnt get up and i blacked out and when i kinda woke up like 10 minutes after i started tripppinnnn and started tellin my x to lay with me n shit and i was covered in puke and telling her she doesnt have to touch me. ahahah and so on she finally called my dad who took me to the E.R kas i got alcohol poisioning worse and most embarrasing day of my life

03-29-2007, 02:11 AM	#4
Kazuma593 Pledge Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 0	Well it wasn't me that was drunk, but I was listening to a drunk marine sing I'm a barbie girl.

05-05-2008, 02:34 PM	#6
Lovele Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Romania Posts: 135	Funnyest thing I have say/done when I was drunk? I don't remember....I was drunk

05-05-2008, 10:38 PM	#8
backe Initiate Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 222	woot!....ammonia triiodide!