Greenpeace warning!

Truewar · 12-24-2009, 06:40 AM

Dear NGD,

Alsius pines are protected by greenpeace. Stop cutting them for your Christmass Event!

Best Regards, Alsirian Greenpeace.

Twinkle1 · 12-24-2009, 12:53 PM

Dear Greenpeace member,

The trees that are grown for the xmas event are of a different veriaty to the Alsius pines
that you mention.
They are secretly grown on one of the islands along with the syrtis and ignis trees.
They have eternal life and there job is to give gifts to the people of there
realms, then return to the island were they rest till the next event.

I can assure you that they come to no harm, and are not the ones protected by Greenpeace.

Regards ...

OpperVaagheid · 12-24-2009, 01:15 PM

I totally agree. Stop cutting the trees.
Kill there Yeti for there fur

UmarilsStillHere · 12-24-2009, 02:17 PM

As a greenpeace snow covered realm you sure dont seem to be doing much to cut your Co2 emmitions

Arafails · 12-26-2009, 04:29 AM

Uma, you may as well put Short Stuff in your siggy now ;p

makarios68 · 12-26-2009, 11:34 AM

The most urgent environmental problem we face is from the Goats peeing on the trees.

There needs to be a ban on this.

Kyrottimus · 12-26-2009, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umaril

As a greenpeace snow covered realm you sure dont seem to be doing much to cut your Co2 emmitions

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Why would a tree-loving realm and/or organization want to cut CO2? This is what all plants breathe in and use for their life. They then "exhale" Oxygen in return, which I'm pretty fond of myself. And the CO2 levels we have now are nothing compared to the Carboniferous Period (with record plantlife)....

And Alsius needs to keep producing weapons and armor if we are to keep our economy robust and adaptive! Productivity and jobs are up and the Alsius unemployment rate is at an all-time low! Rank det wrath av en Viking's Blad!

Keep up the good work Emperor!

Arafails · 12-27-2009, 01:37 AM

Boring-science-guy inserts a rant:

Actually, mr Kyrottimus, the process of transpiration (The collection of carbon dioxide for photosynthesis and evolution of oxygen) is only about a third of the gaseous exchange that a tree performs. Trees also perform a foliar absorption of nitrogen, sulphur dioxide, and other airborne toxins, the processing of which requires them to respirate, turning their hydrocarbon chains back into steam and CO₂
Trees produce almost as much carbon dioxide as they do oxygen (which is part of the reason for the huge CO₂ levels during to Carboniferous era), and that's just during their lifetime. Once they have died they continue to evolve carbon dioxide and other toxic gases while absorbing oxygen through fluid osmosis.
All your town and blacksmiths' greenhouse gas emissions are ultimately doing is causing the acid rain that killed half of what forests we had left in Ignis, resulting in the war we now wage on you.

radazek · 12-24-2009, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DroKZ

I totally agree. Stop cutting the trees.
Kill there Yeti for there fur

+1 LMAO

12-24-2009, 06:40 AM	#1
Truewar Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Kriegsplatz 6, Hopstad Alsius Ra Posts: 291	Greenpeace warning! Dear NGD, Alsius pines are protected by greenpeace. Stop cutting them for your Christmass Event! Best Regards, Alsirian Greenpeace. __________________ Truewar The Knightmare

12-24-2009, 12:53 PM	#2
Twinkle1 Initiate Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: England Posts: 144	Dear Greenpeace member, The trees that are grown for the xmas event are of a different veriaty to the Alsius pines that you mention. They are secretly grown on one of the islands along with the syrtis and ignis trees. They have eternal life and there job is to give gifts to the people of there realms, then return to the island were they rest till the next event. I can assure you that they come to no harm, and are not the ones protected by Greenpeace. Regards ... __________________ :Alsius: Founder of DILLIGAF

12-24-2009, 02:17 PM	#4
UmarilsStillHere Marquis Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: England Posts: 2,419	As a greenpeace snow covered realm you sure dont seem to be doing much to cut your Co2 emmitions __________________ Faith 50 Barb Faithless 50 Lock Umaril 45 Conju Kailas 45 Marks Pel 45 Knight I N Q U I S I T I O N

12-26-2009, 04:29 AM	#5
Arafails Baron Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Not where it looks like, to either of us. Posts: 706	Uma, you may as well put Short Stuff in your siggy now ;p __________________ If you can't detect sarcasm yourself, please pay attention when it's pointed out to you. Arathael :: Wyrd Sceote :: Gwn M'ger — Soul Taker, Imperial Guard of Ignis

12-27-2009, 01:37 AM	#8
Arafails Baron Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Not where it looks like, to either of us. Posts: 706	Boring-science-guy inserts a rant: Actually, mr Kyrottimus, the process of transpiration (The collection of carbon dioxide for photosynthesis and evolution of oxygen) is only about a third of the gaseous exchange that a tree performs. Trees also perform a foliar absorption of nitrogen, sulphur dioxide, and other airborne toxins, the processing of which requires them to respirate, turning their hydrocarbon chains back into steam and CO₂ Trees produce almost as much carbon dioxide as they do oxygen (which is part of the reason for the huge CO₂ levels during to Carboniferous era), and that's just during their lifetime. Once they have died they continue to evolve carbon dioxide and other toxic gases while absorbing oxygen through fluid osmosis. All your town and blacksmiths' greenhouse gas emissions are ultimately doing is causing the acid rain that killed half of what forests we had left in Ignis, resulting in the war we now wage on you. __________________ If you can't detect sarcasm yourself, please pay attention when it's pointed out to you. Arathael :: Wyrd Sceote :: Gwn M'ger — Soul Taker, Imperial Guard of Ignis Last edited by Arafails; 12-27-2009 at 01:38 AM. Reason: typoes typoes typoes!

12-24-2009, 01:15 PM	#3
OpperVaagheid Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Holland Posts: 226	I totally agree. Stop cutting the trees. Kill there Yeti for there fur

12-26-2009, 11:34 AM	#6
makarios68 Count Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: England Posts: 1,300	The most urgent environmental problem we face is from the Goats peeing on the trees. There needs to be a ban on this.