Random regnum jokes :)

[veluchami]

Post your random regnum jokes hear, real or made up.

Here's mine. This happened recently...

It was a late in the night on Horus and we had just captured Aggers.
So like always we go out and look to welcome the goats. The one archer ahead of the group says 'I just see two knights'. Someone quips back 'Army of two?'.
And the whole group lol'ed.

[Mrreality13]

Originally Posted by veluchami

Post your random regnum jokes hear, real or made up.

Here's mine. This happened recently...

It was a late in the night on Horus and we had just captured Aggers.
So like always we go out and look to welcome the goats. The one archer ahead of the group says 'I just see two knights'. Someone quips back 'Army of two?'.
And the whole group lol'ed.

this made me laugh while drinking--well the laugh made beer come outa my dam nose,
THANK YOU SIR,May I have another


i just re read it and could only shake my head and groan--good 1 bud

[Znurre]

Got two to share. Not really jokes, but funny quotes from some of our discussions on Mumble.

First one:

Me and some clan mates were fighting at Menirah, all of us being on Mumble.
I was about to die as usual and was like "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!", and got healed in the last second.
We realized we were severely outnumbered so we started to retreat towards pn2 where we finally got killed by the pursuing Ignis army.

I suggested on Mumble "let's go back to pn2" and the others were like... "sure, but no more of your wargasm please". At this moment I saw a badass ignis army on my left flank and I said "oh shit, they're comming!".

Second one:

Me and some clan mates (yeah, surprise ) were hunting near Syrtis central save, all of us being on Mumble.
I don't remember the exact discussion but Ludovik were with us, and since he is italian I intended to bring up something about my sister's boyfriend who's from Italy.
It didn't turn out all that well though, since I managed to say "my sister's brother..." instead and stopped immediately when I realized my mistake

I think we laughed for 3-4 minutes about that, it was so hilarious at the time.

[Static_Fang]

Well, an inappropriate cross-realm inside joke between me and Znurre... every time I caught Znurre in my sight I would immediately cast FREEZE! Then run up and poke their boobs... after that I normally got slaughtered and then sat on. Lol

[Znurre]

Originally Posted by Static_Fang

Well, an inappropriate cross-realm inside joke between me and Znurre... every time I caught Znurre in my sight I would immediately cast FREEZE! Then run up and poke their boobs... after that I normally got slaughtered and then sat on. Lol

Wut? I don't remember ever sitting on anyone oO

[Static_Fang]

Originally Posted by Znurre

Wut? I don't remember ever sitting on anyone oO

Pretty sure some of ur friends did though :P

[blood-raven]

about that targetting, i know a barb in alsius, melany, who always rushes to kick me, even when i'm in the middle of the zerg, she picks me first, thank god she's on here hunter more now.

[Gabburtjuh]

Originally Posted by blood-raven

about that targetting, i know a barb in alsius, melany, who always rushes to kick me, even when i'm in the middle of the zerg, she picks me first, thank god she's on here hunter more now.

same for me, some syrtis players seem to be able to pick me out of any group, i think i know them from some previous life, like in another server , but i do thesame without noticing to, so anyway :P

[Godot]

so Godot walks out of a bar.....no seriously , it could happen.

[Mrreality13]

Originally Posted by Godot

so Godot walks out of a bar.....no seriously , it could happen.

lol well maybe only if he goes broke OR said bar turns off its grill
Im still laughing at the army of 2-