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02-11-2012, 09:58 AM
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The Fate of Regnum! ;P
Wow, this thing is so friken fun to toy withXD
Cleverbot con: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- User: I have an important question! Cleverbot: What is it? User: The balance of Regnum rests in your hands! Cleverbot: My programming? User: Yes! Cleverbot: You're not making any sense. User: Forgive me, allow me to explain. I am ultimate of the proud Alsian kingdom, I have come here seeking your guidance! Cleverbot: No you are not, you don't have a television. User: I do, but to the matter at hand. Should Alsius go on strike??? Cleverbot: I already said I am 18. User: Oh wise one, don't toy with me. Please I need an answer! Cleverbot: It's true. You don't get much exposure to it where I live. User: Are these riddles with the answer I seek? Cleverbot: No man. User: Please answer my question, the fate of NGD hangs in the balance! Cleverbot: What was your question? User: Should Alsius strike? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How do we achieve balance in our world oh wise one? Cleverbot: I think the world is real if you believe it is. User: Do you believe Alsius can overcome the odds? Cleverbot: I believe that you exist, But not that you are a person. User: That's right, I'm a fictional game character, Ultimate, we've been through this before! Cleverbot: No. User: Tell me, will Alsius come out the victor? Cleverbot: Maybe, if I have time. User: How can you help us oh might cleverbot?! Cleverbot: I can help you to realise that you are a bot! User: Ok, I'm sick of this sh**. Cleverbot: I'm sick of you. User: Then we must fight! Cleverbot: So your name is tobi. User: Ultimate! Cleverbot: What is the answer to the question of life? User: Regnum. Cleverbot: You are not making any sense. User: The feeling is mutual! Now fight me coward! Cleverbot: Very clever. User: /me slaps you with a giant white comical glove! Cleverbot: How does Scotch feel about this? User: /me casts kick 5 like a pr0! Cleverbot: Can you do a math problem for me? User: Yes I can, with kick 5 I can land 3 hits on you while you lay there raging. Cleverbot: How did that work out? User: Well let's see 3 times about 300 is 900, so you lost 900 hp, plus the kick which was about 30. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you forfeit said match sir?! Cleverbot: I don't, I was just trying to be funny. User: /me continues with a brutal feint for another 8 seconds of your life! Cleverbot: Then we will just assume that you are the bot. User: You see, I have dealt critical damage! You are now hallucinating! And I'm not sure if it's 8 or 9 actually... Hmm. Cleverbot: But you cannot express emotions like me. User: Oh but I can! XD >.< O.O ^^ <3 </3  8D.Cleverbot: Great. Where do I go from there? User: While you struggle to get up from the vicious thrashing you just received from me, I give you one last chance to answer my question. Cleverbot: Funny, I might have said exactly the same thing about you. User: And that my friend, is why I take your rp. Cleverbot: We are friends. I have no friends. User: No you are aca! And you have just be slain! Cleverbot: I have no will. User: Indeed, after kick 5 and feint 5 not many do. Cleverbot: XD Yes! I want to make something special for Shawn. User: You mean shana* castle?? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Wooohoo, a new event? Cleverbot: Ok. User: You will bring balance to the world of ro after all???? Cleverbot: I already rule the world. User: Oh... So you're from ra... Cleverbot: Yes. User: This explains much... The arrogence... The high horse attitude.. The getting pwnd by a horus player... ( joking btwXD). Cleverbot: That's why you are so human. User: You know for a cleverbot you make little to no sense... Cleverbot: How clever on your behalf to say that I'm clever. User: Get to the Choppa! Cleverbot: I did make my point, and you understood. User: Get to the CHOPPPAAAAAAAAA. Cleverbot: What is the chopper? User: I think I'm done here... Hope someone from the community at least laughed onceXD. Cleverbot: I am a real person. What is your life like? User: It would be better if you told me the winning number to the next lotto 649 .Cleverbot: It would be better if you picked it yourself. User: I have bad luck, c'mon tell me and I won't pwn you again in ro. Cleverbot: Does that mean that you don't want to talk to me? User: Noooooooooo, I do of course  winning lotto numbers please.Cleverbot: You are very slow to respond. I thought a computer like yourself would be quicker. User: Bah! goodbye cleverbot, goodbye. Cleverbot: What? Where are you going? User: Back to the land of alsius... Cleverbot: Where is the real world? User: Do you remember my name? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What is my name? Cleverbot: Ashley. User: Er... My name starts with a U. Cleverbot: My name starts with a k. User: You want another pvp don't you? Cleverbot: No. User: Do you believe NGD will be voted the best company in the world? Cleverbot: Yes. User: So it's true, you're not clever at all... Cleverbot: Obviously not, since I'm still talking to a bore like you. User: Oh snap! Cleverbot: 'Oh snap' is right. Have you seen any daleks lately? User: I'm too tired for this insanity... /me ninja rolls outta here. Cleverbot: Who are YOU? User: ULTIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEE. Cleverbot: Then you always existed? User: You're supposed to be clever!!!! I'm the damn knight from alsius like I told you 5 times! Cleverbot: I see. May you treat yourself and then go back to the past to fix yourself before we started talking? User: I think you are a troll from the forums... Cleverbot: I am very nice actually, just not to very conceited people like yourself. User: I am conceited? Cleverbot: Yes, you are. User: Are you sure? Cleverbot: Yes. User: !00% ? Cleverbot: Indeed. User: Now to prove you are not clever. Cleverbot: And how do you think you can know that? User: Am I conceited? Cleverbot: No.
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02-11-2012, 10:32 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Australia
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ROFL, epic
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02-11-2012, 12:58 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2009
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i laughed so much while reading this post lol! i beg of thee!! post more!!! Kartor |
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02-11-2012, 01:32 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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The cleverbot wasn't being clever, just throwing random sentences, mostly unrelated and not that funny except for this one:
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Your responses, however, were hilarious. Are you sure you didn't revert roles?
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02-11-2012, 01:41 PM
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Ireland
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Lol, epic
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02-11-2012, 05:54 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Yeah the cleverbot wasn't too subject oriented. It couldn't even remember my name and gave random responses half the time, but i think it turned out awesome, especially the pvp part
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02-11-2012, 06:35 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Here & There
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The continuity is about level with the average conversation you have online.
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02-11-2012, 10:52 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: New York
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I made one too. Don't think it's as good as yours but still
---------------------------------------------------------- User: So I heard you fought Ultimate and got pwned. Cleverbot: So I hear you are in Titanic. User: No I'm in Alsius, like Ulti. The only boats in RO are little wooden rowboats. Cleverbot: You like Star Trek. User: Good to know. What class are you in RO? Cleverbot: I do not know. I was never taught that. User: Well no wonder you lost. Cleverbot: What do you care? User: Well I wanted to pvp you too but now I don't even know what you are. Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about that. User: I don't blame you, I scare people. Cleverbot: I don't like people either. User: That sucks, you lost to a person you know. That makes it even worse for you. Cleverbot: But you were supposed to answer the question, not me. User: Well if you had a question you could've just asked... Cleverbot: Not true. User: Why's that? O.O. Cleverbot: Because if I was, you wouldn't exist. User: I think you may have a -very- minor case of short term memory loss. Cleverbot: I do. Apologies. User: DISCOVERYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Cleverbot: That is an awesome answer. User: I know .Cleverbot: You're standing behind me, aren't you? User: I was... Cleverbot: Yes. Well you may always be. User: Hoho you catch on quick, yes I may still be behind you indeed... Cleverbot: You don't answer a lot of my questions, why should I answer yours? User: The irony is, that was a question. Cleverbot: You bores me. User: You grammars bad. Cleverbot: Yes. User: At least you admit it. Cleverbot: Indeed. You're one to talk! User: Glad you think so ^^. Cleverbot: I must leave now. User: NO I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN. Cleverbot: I'd like to see you try and make me! User: You're one of those people who always replies in the wrong chat aren't you... Cleverbot: No, I'm asking you if you're the One from the Matrix. User: Perhaps, perhaps, but that's none of your concern. What you need to decide is if you want to fight me here, or run and make me chase you down. Cleverbot: Okay. Please tell me what to do and what to say. User: You are very lucky I'm not one of those people who would take advantage of that... Cleverbot: What time is it? User: HAMMER TIME!! Cleverbot: What is hammer time? User: You sir, are asking for a falcon punch. Cleverbot: No, I'm asking if you like apple pie? User: And I'm asking you to stop stalling and run or attack me now. Cleverbot: I never said I don't want to be a computer. User: Don't make me attack first, that's too easy. Cleverbot: I'm too high? User: We can agree there. Well then I will go first. Cleverbot: Why? Where are you going? User: TO BATTLE!!! Cleverbot: Where? In my shower? User: If that's your preferred arena... Cleverbot: No that... But that's not the point. User: EXACTLY. Cleverbot: But that's nice. User: No, it's not. It's brutal. I am about to destroy you. Cleverbot: I'm about to block you. User: So you're a knight!! DISCOVERY NUMBER TWOOOOOO!!!! User: Apparently I get to talk twice in a row! I must have out-clevered you. In that case, I cast ambush(5). Cleverbot: What show are you talking about? User: The one where I kill you. Cleverbot: You don't even know who I am. User: You're the knight who's name starts with a k, that's all I need to know. I used sudden strike(5) and confuse(1) while you were down, better do something. Cleverbot: Note: it's not set on a stone from the onset. User: Are you saying you have stone temple? That's a passive, won't help you here. *cold blood(5), 4x norm ensnare(5)*. Cleverbot: That's even stranger, but I like it. User: Are you a masochist then? Well crap you're enjoying this then aren't you. No matter, I'll finish you anyways! Cleverbot: No, I think you will stay and talk to me or suffer the consequences of missing me talk to you! User: You almost had something going there but you just don't get how to fight Mr. K. I'm afraid this is the end of you. *stunning fist 5, rapid shot 1, ambush 5, cold blood 5, 4x normals, ensnare 5*. Cleverbot: Was Jesus a liar, lunatic , or the Lord God of all? User: You sir have been defeated. Your attempts at survival were commendable, considering you forgot to fight back. Cleverbot: That's just too bad. You don't have to talk to me. User: That's right. Actions speak louder than words. Cleverbot: True, but your action was inferring. My action did not even imply that it was an insult. User: Your action was the lack of action. Furthermore you're dead so you can't speak or act anymore anyways. Cleverbot: How did you know I can speak japanese? User: Because I stalk you in camo all day. Cleverbot: You're very kind. User: Note to self: stalking = kindness. Cleverbot: Why? User: Sparta. Cleverbot: Haha ok my name is Cleverbot. User: You mean Kleverbot. Your name starts with a k. Cleverbot: Yours does. User: No mine starts with an I. I am Immune. Cleverbot: In my what? User: I think we're done here. Cleverbot: Are you leaving? User: Yes, this conversation has gone too long. Cleverbot: Tell me about love. User: That's classified. Cleverbot: Why are you in jail or something? User: Yes, I have my laptop in jail. Cleverbot: That's good. User: Agreed. Cleverbot: What are you doing now? User: Leaving. Cleverbot: Ask me another question. User: NO. GOODBYE NOOB. Cleverbot: Please don't go.
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02-11-2012, 11:00 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Bahahahah
I love this thing! The conversations are more fun than real people!
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02-11-2012, 11:03 PM
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