You've been playing regnum for to long when...

[zeevzeev]

You've been playing regnum for to long when...
1. You smash your hand with a hammer to test your blunt damage resistance
2. you ask for a beastly hyena at the pet shop
3. You look for magical, special and epic stuff on ebay.
4. You sign up for war and are surprised when they give you a gun instead of a sword.
5. You expect your car to disapear every 24 hours.

Please post more, this is all i have for now. (this isn't serious, its supposed to be funny XD)

[Angelwinged_Devil]

6. you start looking for a weapon when you hear the word "tomatoes"
7. you expect goats to walk

[DkySven]

8. Every *cling* you hear alerts you, because it could be an enemy buffing up.

[zeevzeev]

9. you ask some of your friends to help you hunt goats

[Mrreality13]

10.You think you see (after a few drinks) a guy in you favorite bar that resembles Effrendi
(and you actually yell out "YO EFFI"

[theotherhiveking]

11. You go to the Buenos Aires' Obelisk and jump in front of a car to see if you get necrosis.

[Angel_de_Combate]

12. With it being summer, when you see an offending insect you say aca !!, rather than Bee, Wasp or Ant etc,

[ArcticWolf]

You know you have played Regnum for to long if...

...you press the Enter key twice when you're chatting.
...you constantly look for the cardinal points wherever you go.
...you see a horse and think about PayPal.
...your computer has the "wasd" keys worn out.

And sometimes, just sometimes, you want to have some spell or skill in Real Life.

Originally Posted by zeevzeev

4. You sign up for war and are surprised when they give you a gun instead of a sword.
5. You expect your car to disapear every 24 hours.

Well, in my country you ask the same things even if you don't play the game. :S

Now seriously, we're not so uncivilized... We just lack a decent government :P

[Immune]

-When wearing robes makes you feel like a warlock
-When trumpet sounds makes you wonder which fort has been taken
-When you look for gold in your wallet
-When you're low on cash you go out to kill random animals in hopes of loot
-When you try to walk through someone
-When you try to use camoflage in a building or on a bridge
-When you feel invincible because you know you will just respawn after death

And one for just ra, which almost happened to me...

-When you speak spanish in your foreign language class...which isn't spanish

[Mattdoesrock]

13) When you accidently cut yourself and yell "VIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

14) When you see a large crowd of people in the street and yell "AHHH ZERG! ATRASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!"

15) When you come home after a long day and ask for mana.

*EDIT* An actual IRL one that happened to me the other day; I was trying to printscreen something and I pressed ALT+S. -.-"