You've been playing regnum for to long when...

[haloboydeath]

:::When you go to bed you sit down and cross your legs
:::You never change your cloths cause you think they are armor
:::You smack your cat everytime it meows cause your thinking it is activation a buff

[voyager_3]

...in the middle of your work you ask workmates: "Did Alasthor respawn?".
...when your daughter says, that she wants a Barbie doll, you teach her, that she should hate all elves.

[Ertial]

... you attack a neighbouring country to celebrate your 50th birthday.

[Angelwinged_Devil]

you go to the tv station because you want to speak in realm chat

[Heru]

you shout ACA when your teacher enter in the classroom XD
you asking for a party when you see a friends group in the street
in a bar you shout MANA COM FOR EVERYONE
when you teabag your dog ....and you laught ....

[pescaupintau]

For those who read spanish:

[PT_DaAr_PT]

You've been playing regnum for to long when:

1-you ask your girlfriend to change her last name to the same like yours.
2-you actually think that is Impossible to jump in real life.
3-you think that you can fall from a tower in high speed without getting hurt
4-you use Ximerin to buy Money.
5-you go fight with someone and wonders where's the battle music.
6-you think snakes aren't poisonous
7-you wait for an event every holiday
8-you take photos to report someone who's cheating on a test
9-instead of animals, you call them Mobs
10-Instead of sleeping, you rest
11-you can touch your friend to see a energy bar up his head
12-you think that you can walk on hot lava
13-you think that you can find some merchants day and night in a lonely desert
14-you have an ignore list
15-you don't know what to do with a door

[Anaxes]

--When you come to a locked door and scream "PYLONS ON THE DOOR!"
--When you're telling your friend that the people he's looking for are "2w ne 300"

//Homosexual Suicidelock

[Malik2]

I actually do this...often.

On websites, I right click and drag to get a different view.

Of course, all I get is a pop-up menu. arg.

[Miraculix]

...when you jump off a cliff to get to the other side.
...when you go swimming and expect to run at the bottom.
...when you look to the west for the sunrise.
...when you search for the "Turn off weather effects" option when it rains.
...when you hover your finger over people you don't know to see their name and realm.