Daring New War Zone Tactics!

trash · 12-01-2007, 04:24 PM

Yes, last night myself and Revenant Mersault unveiled a number of cutting edge strategies, never previously witnessed on the battle field...

Using Rocks And Plants To Stop Your Horse

How many times have you discovered the 's' key or down cursor has been stolen from your keyboard, leaving you unable to stop your horse! Well now there is an answer for this common problem. By manoeuvring your steed into a natural obstacle you can prevent forward movement *INDEFINITELY*. However, this technique needs to be used with caution, as it can stop you *ever* reaching your destination.

Going To A Different Fort To The One The Battle Is At

Though to some, this may have appeared like we were simply lost or forgetful, we were *actually* testing a new evasion technique. This method can reduce your damage received dramatically, due to this distance between you and the actual battle. Little more to say on this one, we are geniuses, clearly...

Walking Into Fort Walls

To the passing observer this may have looked like we were simply incompetent. However, nothing could be further from the truth! By approaching an enemy controlled fort, from the side, then walking into the wall for a length of time, will cause any nearby enemies to become confused at your behaviour, thus letting their guard down. It's *THEN* that you strike, spinning around unexpectedly and slaughtering every foe! Since this method is still being developed, we didn't get to the second part on this occasion, but the initial walking into the wall part of the plan, we have now perfected.

New Method For Raising Troop Moral

If anybody witnessed me stumbling around, in the middle of a fort siege, chatting to strangers on general, with very poor spelling, and *possibly* telling them I loved them... this, to the untrained eye, may have appeared foolish. But *NO*! I was actually raising troop moral, to ensure our warriors fought at their optimum efficiency. Yup, that's it.

All these methods would not have been discovered if it wasn't for a new premium potion we have discovered. Side effects can include slurred speech, double vision, and spontaneous and irrational behaviour, but as you can see from above, the strategic potential is awesome...

DkySven · 12-01-2007, 04:27 PM

OMG, now none can defeat you!

trash · 12-01-2007, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asdfghs

OMG, now none can defeat you!

I know! I really think these innovative new techniques could turn the tide of the battle for Ignis...

Trix grins

trash · 12-01-2007, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katiechan

Would that happen to be the lag potion?

Oh no, something even *MORE* powerful, and it comes from a place called "The Pub"...

Bully · 12-01-2007, 05:19 PM

All hail Lord Trash and his Super Elixir of the Gods!!!!

DkySven · 12-01-2007, 05:25 PM

Damm, 14 is too young for that super-elixir!

trash · 12-01-2007, 06:43 PM

Tonight, I may embark upon the second stage of these exciting and inovative experiments... *IF* I manage to get back to my house, and to the keyboard, actually... concious.

Trix smiles

edit.

It seems I have discovered another side effect of this wondrous potion, it makes one inept at painting ones nails with any finess...

Oh well, never mind, it's all for the military supremacy of Ignis!

Miraculix · 12-02-2007, 12:37 AM

You didnt have enough of the elixir. You are supposed to log on using your door key in your car exhaust. tsk tsk, don't let it happen again, people might think the elixir doesn't work!

kuroihitomi · 12-02-2007, 12:59 AM

*falls over laughing* Oh trash. <3

You and Mers, you make me SMILE! lol ^_^""

Angelwinged_Devil · 12-02-2007, 01:03 AM

You stole my idea you bastard

, even though my idea was not walking into a wall but backwardsforward running around a person, or two doing it, each his own way.

12-01-2007, 04:24 PM	#1
trash Master Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Leeds, United Kingdom Posts: 253	Daring New War Zone Tactics! Yes, last night myself and Revenant Mersault unveiled a number of cutting edge strategies, never previously witnessed on the battle field... Using Rocks And Plants To Stop Your Horse How many times have you discovered the 's' key or down cursor has been stolen from your keyboard, leaving you unable to stop your horse! Well now there is an answer for this common problem. By manoeuvring your steed into a natural obstacle you can prevent forward movement INDEFINITELY. However, this technique needs to be used with caution, as it can stop you ever reaching your destination. Going To A Different Fort To The One The Battle Is At Though to some, this may have appeared like we were simply lost or forgetful, we were actually testing a new evasion technique. This method can reduce your damage received dramatically, due to this distance between you and the actual battle. Little more to say on this one, we are geniuses, clearly... Walking Into Fort Walls To the passing observer this may have looked like we were simply incompetent. However, nothing could be further from the truth! By approaching an enemy controlled fort, from the side, then walking into the wall for a length of time, will cause any nearby enemies to become confused at your behaviour, thus letting their guard down. It's THEN that you strike, spinning around unexpectedly and slaughtering every foe! Since this method is still being developed, we didn't get to the second part on this occasion, but the initial walking into the wall part of the plan, we have now perfected. New Method For Raising Troop Moral If anybody witnessed me stumbling around, in the middle of a fort siege, chatting to strangers on general, with very poor spelling, and possibly telling them I loved them... this, to the untrained eye, may have appeared foolish. But NO! I was actually raising troop moral, to ensure our warriors fought at their optimum efficiency. Yup, that's it. All these methods would not have been discovered if it wasn't for a new premium potion we have discovered. Side effects can include slurred speech, double vision, and spontaneous and irrational behaviour, but as you can see from above, the strategic potential is awesome... __________________ Trix "Wraith Brigand" of The Company of Ghosts Drunk harlot and master duelist...

12-01-2007, 04:27 PM	#2
DkySven Marquis Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,076	OMG, now none can defeat you! __________________ Dky Sven, level 54 knight (Ra) Valhalla Dky the Goat, level 35 conjurer(Ra) Dky Sven, level 51 knight(Horus) Something

12-01-2007, 05:25 PM	#6
DkySven Marquis Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,076	Damm, 14 is too young for that super-elixir! __________________ Dky Sven, level 54 knight (Ra) Valhalla Dky the Goat, level 35 conjurer(Ra) Dky Sven, level 51 knight(Horus) Something

12-01-2007, 06:43 PM	#7
trash Master Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Leeds, United Kingdom Posts: 253	Tonight, I may embark upon the second stage of these exciting and inovative experiments... IF I manage to get back to my house, and to the keyboard, actually... concious. Trix smiles edit. It seems I have discovered another side effect of this wondrous potion, it makes one inept at painting ones nails with any finess... Oh well, never mind, it's all for the military supremacy of Ignis! __________________ Trix "Wraith Brigand" of The Company of Ghosts Drunk harlot and master duelist...

12-02-2007, 12:37 AM	#8
Miraculix Count Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Infinite Improbability Drive Posts: 1,287	You didnt have enough of the elixir. You are supposed to log on using your door key in your car exhaust. tsk tsk, don't let it happen again, people might think the elixir doesn't work! __________________ Hit me, nail me, make me God. Panoramix :: Half Elf Hunter ## Miraculix :: Half Elf Marksman ## Aspirinix :: Wood Elf Conjurer Syrtis :: Horus :: Antartes

12-01-2007, 05:19 PM	#5
Bully Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 353	All hail Lord Trash and his Super Elixir of the Gods!!!!

12-02-2007, 12:59 AM	#9
kuroihitomi Pledge Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Scarborough, Canada Posts: 29	falls over laughing Oh trash. <3 You and Mers, you make me SMILE! lol ^_^"" __________________ kuroihitomi, Revenant "Catalyst" of The Ghosts

12-02-2007, 01:03 AM	#10
Angelwinged_Devil Banned Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Under your skin Posts: 1337 Posts: 2,490	You stole my idea you bastard , even though my idea was not walking into a wall but backwardsforward running around a person, or two doing it, each his own way.