Surak, May i have this spell please?

Inkster · 04-01-2008, 09:09 PM

In light of a certain thread made today on the forums see link below

http://www.regnumonline.com.ar/forum...297#post342297

I have had an idea for a new spell i would love to use:

Name: Projectile Pot
"The wizard focuses his right foot to the butt of a pint sized hunter for a ranged attack".
Type: Constant
Casting time: 0
Mana: 1000
Duration: special
Cooldown: 30s

How it works: The warlock (me) locates the hunter known as teapot i mean Wudy
I pull back my right leg and thrust it forwards into the said dwarves ass, sending him
sky high to land at a random location (preferably in front of Althasor). The resulting
impact onto the ground would dizzy the dwarf for 380 seconds, just enough time for
the dragon to eat him.

The object in question (Wudy) can only escape by climbing through the anal tract of the dragon.
This may sound smelly and unpleasant but then so is Wudy's beard.

Expensive spell mana wise, but well worth it

Baaaah!

Comp · 04-01-2008, 09:13 PM

Yes....I greatly agree :!!!

Mattdoesrock · 04-01-2008, 09:14 PM

I think I just like physically broke myself laughing...

Signatus · 04-01-2008, 09:16 PM

ROFL

I think it's a marvelous spell idea...

Angelwinged_Devil · 04-01-2008, 09:23 PM

HAHAHAHAHA omg XD so funny, I want that spell

Pizdzius · 04-01-2008, 09:35 PM

ahahhahah I'd give you green rep for this one but I can't yet

awesome LOL

makarios68 · 04-01-2008, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inkster

In light of a certain thread made today on the forums see link below

http://www.regnumonline.com.ar/forum...297#post342297

I have had an idea for a new spell i would love to use:

Name: Projectile Pot
"The wizard focuses his right foot to the butt of a pint sized hunter for a ranged attack".
Type: Constant
Casting time: 0
Mana: 1000
Duration: special
Cooldown: 30s

How it works: The warlock (me) locates the hunter known as teapot i mean Wudy
I pull back my right leg and thrust it forwards into the said dwarves ass, sending him
sky high to land at a random location (preferably in front of Althasor). The resulting
impact onto the ground would dizzy the dwarf for 380 seconds, just enough time for
the dragon to eat him.

The object in question (Wudy) can only escape by climbing through the anal tract of the dragon.
This may sound smelly and unpleasant but then so is Wudy's beard.

Expensive spell mana wise, but well worth it

Baaaah!

Calling all members of the noble Dwarven race!!

Read the above and join me in taking action against this insolence!!

How long must we put up with this abuse from the infidel goats??

For too long their degenerate kind have heaped upon us mortal insults!!

The time has come to put a temporary halt to our fighting with the pixie-elves, so that we may strike vengence upon those who have insulted us for too long!!

We must gather for war against the infidel goats and crush them for their insolence!!

Heed my call, fellow Dwarves!!

We must meet our hairy foe at the coliseum and prevail over them as good must prevail over evil!!

Every dwarf of fighting age must join this struggle!!

Only then will the kingdom of Alsius be ours!!!

(P.S: this battle must take place before 11pm GMT because at this time i have my milk and cookies and go to bed with my teddy bear.)

Signatus · 04-01-2008, 10:49 PM

Hahahaha, I love when Wudy goes IC.

Pizdzius · 04-01-2008, 10:59 PM

damn I love those alsius guys

Inkster · 04-02-2008, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by makarios68

Calling all members of the noble Dwarven race!!

Read the above and join me in taking action against this insolence!!

How long must we put up with this abuse from the infidel goats??

For too long their degenerate kind have heaped upon us mortal insults!!

The time has come to put a temporary halt to our fighting with the pixie-elves, so that we may strike vengence upon those who have insulted us for too long!!

We must gather for war against the infidel goats and crush them for their insolence!!

Heed my call, fellow Dwarves!!

We must meet our hairy foe at the coliseum and prevail over them as good must prevail over evil!!

Every dwarf of fighting age must join this struggle!!

Only then will the kingdom of Alsius be ours!!!

(P.S: this battle must take place before 11pm GMT because at this time i have my milk and cookies and go to bed with my teddy bear.)

Looking at this monologue, i would use the projection pot spell in conjunction with silence BAAAAH!

04-01-2008, 09:09 PM	#1
Inkster Count Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Arse firmly glued to Ra Posts: 1,042	Surak, May i have this spell please? In light of a certain thread made today on the forums see link below http://www.regnumonline.com.ar/forum...297#post342297 I have had an idea for a new spell i would love to use: Name: Projectile Pot "The wizard focuses his right foot to the butt of a pint sized hunter for a ranged attack". Type: Constant Casting time: 0 Mana: 1000 Duration: special Cooldown: 30s How it works: The warlock (me) locates the hunter known as teapot i mean Wudy I pull back my right leg and thrust it forwards into the said dwarves ass, sending him sky high to land at a random location (preferably in front of Althasor). The resulting impact onto the ground would dizzy the dwarf for 380 seconds, just enough time for the dragon to eat him. The object in question (Wudy) can only escape by climbing through the anal tract of the dragon. This may sound smelly and unpleasant but then so is Wudy's beard. Expensive spell mana wise, but well worth it Baaaah! __________________ Follow me on facebook https://www.facebook.com/lomgom/

04-01-2008, 09:13 PM	#2
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04-01-2008, 09:16 PM	#4
Signatus Master Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Damn, I'm lost again!... but now I have a map, wiii! Posts: 389	ROFL I think it's a marvelous spell idea... __________________ The sound of the Gion Shōja bells echoes the impermanence of all things; the color of the sāla flowers reveals the truth that the prosperous must decline. The proud do not endure, they are like a dream on a spring night; the mighty fall at last, they are as dust before the wind. -- Chapter 1.1 of The Tale of Heike, Helen Craig McCullough's translation

04-01-2008, 09:35 PM	#6
Pizdzius Baron Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Polish Side of RA Posts: 779	ahahhahah I'd give you green rep for this one but I can't yet awesome LOL __________________ Pizdzius Swedzioszek Leader of CBA Regnum Comic <- my Regnum Comic , RSS version -> RSS (if you wish to contact me on my other realm character: Ignis - Josephine)

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Angelwinged_Devil Banned Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Under your skin Posts: 1337 Posts: 2,490	HAHAHAHAHA omg XD so funny, I want that spell

04-01-2008, 10:49 PM	#8
Signatus Master Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Damn, I'm lost again!... but now I have a map, wiii! Posts: 389	Hahahaha, I love when Wudy goes IC. __________________ The sound of the Gion Shōja bells echoes the impermanence of all things; the color of the sāla flowers reveals the truth that the prosperous must decline. The proud do not endure, they are like a dream on a spring night; the mighty fall at last, they are as dust before the wind. -- Chapter 1.1 of The Tale of Heike, Helen Craig McCullough's translation

04-01-2008, 10:59 PM	#9
Pizdzius Baron Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Polish Side of RA Posts: 779	damn I love those alsius guys __________________ Pizdzius Swedzioszek Leader of CBA Regnum Comic <- my Regnum Comic , RSS version -> RSS (if you wish to contact me on my other realm character: Ignis - Josephine)