Ways to Torture an Elf with Honey

[Inkster]

Ok, after killing Surak knows how many wasps in the wz and having a lot of honey from drops, i found a use for it....torturing the elves, feel free to add any you can think of

Heres a few to get you started:

1.) Pour scalding hot honey on clean, silky elf hair.

2.) Shove honeycombs up an elf's nose and in its mouth until suffocated.
3.) Coat his little elf body with honey and roll him in grass then .....Feed him to the GOATS!!!

4.) Shove him or her on a kebab skewer, coat them in honey and roast them over a fire.

5.) Dip an elf in honey and throw him to Alasthor as a desert.

[Static_Fang]

1.) Coat LOTS of grass in honey, make a trail to the hole in pozo, pile it around the hole to make it look like a big pile, and watch them fall in/get eaten or roasted by the dragon.

2.) Pour Honey in the goats fur, ignite, watch.

3.) Pour honey on the goats fur, watch them struggle to clean themselves, once they finally have, kill them.

4.) Coat a mace/spikey ball with honey, and use the honey to stick grass on it. PAIN

Thats all for now

[Mattdoesrock]

Originally Posted by Inkster

1.) Pour scalding hot honey on clean, silky elf hair.

1a) Strip a piece of bark from a tree.

1b) Place said stip on affected area - preferable legs or arms; or if you're really feeling mean: back/sack+crack.

1c)Slowly tear away said bark.

[Inkster]

Matt that sopund painfullt like a RO veet Strip

6.) Cover a small rock in honey and make an elf bite it hard. His teeth will shatter like glass...

[GIGO305]

sounds yummy does it work with somons?

Originally Posted by Inkster

Matt that sopund painfullt like a RO veet Strip

6.) Cover a small rock in honey and make an elf bite it hard. His teeth will shatter like glass...

I usually put honey on my shield, easier to catch Uthgar Warlocks' teeth after a shield bash Unfortunatly Red Star has bad habits and lick my shield Oo

*making a necklace with Ink's teeth

[GIGO305]

ok here is my idea:

got get syrtis: make a tree look realy realy hot! and put honey on it when the elvs come hump it they will be stuck then set it on fire and have some smores <,<

to get alsius: pee your name in snow (gigo waz heer) the dwarfs will go nuts and worship it, now pee on grass goats will get infected and die ;.; poor ink.

to get ignis!!: pee on their water suply, carve your name in rock (gigo pwnz) place a simbol of hate in their church signifying racial segregation and hate (preferebly a will do the job) then go to a cave make a big hole scream ALALALALALALA!!! go *boom* then blow up their precius rock! they will go emo and sacrifece them selvs the rest will die from water poisonign.


WAARNING!: get tested before and after and use protection on your pee machine >.>

[Inkster]

Gigo your idea failed as this is a thread on torturing elves, not goats ^^

[GIGO305]

Originally Posted by Inkster

Gigo your idea failed as this is a thread on torturing elves, not goats ^^

umm what about my idea to get elvs they are good ^^

[Static_Fang]

Originally Posted by GIGO305

umm what about my idea to get elvs they are good ^^

Mine only worked because of the title i gave it, otherwise i'd be forced to change it by "Prof. Dr. Oinkster" Opps, did i say that one out loud