You've been playing regnum for to long when...

[tikinho]

When you start to get lag into the real life and also get low fps couse problems with the eyes... also bonus tuberculosis...
Also you touch the door and teleport throught it...
When you see a door you stay away from it couse Efrendi may come out with areas...

[Immune]

You put money into your "special box" and hope a big guy with a sword appears in your house

You tell your friend to track before crossing a bridge

You try to tame a wild animal by beating it half to death

You tend to attack other houses in hopes of invading somewhere

You warn a burgaler that you're a lvl 50 (insert class)

You want to have your child born at a save pillar

[ArcticWolf]

Originally Posted by Miraculix

...when you hover your finger over people you don't know to see their name and realm.

I actually do "finger username" in Linux to see their name and directory. :P

[Southern_Filly]

You have nightmares at night about being chased and raped by gangs of goats and dwarfs!

[survive]

-- you try to pan your desktop left or right by using the right mouse button.
-- your friend is walking off and you say to him 'atras fkr'.
-- an annoying person, or a butt-ugly person, or some other weird or geneticly challenged (feel free to insert mentaly deranged) person walks in an you say in an aside to your friend 'ACA, run fkr'.
-- everytime you have to stand in line you pray for the ability to Sultar.
-- you speak your 'basterdized' spanglish to people you meet, ... and you LIVE in central Lousisana.
-- you see a talking bobble-head, and think... grrreat! There goes Tania again
-- Every time you drop your house keys, you are afraid to pick them up, because you have a fear that Nyggell will come out of camo and hit you with confuse while you are picking them up.
-- when you are at the grocery store and and see a bottle of ketchup and wonder if Mikealfa is on-line in RO, beccause you need to kill/ or be killed to relieve the stress of your day.
-- ditto, can of Raviolli, and Alita
-- ditto, lamb chop, and Znurre
-- you hear 'Magic Man' on the radio, and want to run, afraid Inkster is entering the room to theme music.
-- you see a 'Mountain Dew, Red' soda machine, and it reminds you of Expand
-- you are crossing a parking lot and a Mazda Miata comes speeding for you out of control, and it reminds you of Yoseba
-- a large guy gets on the bus behind you, with long white hair, and when you turn around you jump thinking a Yeti just came out of camo behind you.
-- you go to cross a flooded street, and want to throw SOTW, before you step off the curb.
-- your children's middle names are such as 'Stillwater, Hammersmith, Thunderclap, Rockbottom, Desertheart, Bronzearm, and Goldenheart'.
-- you name your dog 'Puta', or for god sakes 'Vesper'.
-- you are in the hardware store, and pickup the largest, heaviest sledge-hammer you have ever seen and think to yourself, bet i can kick Blue Furry Maddness' ass with this.
-- you put said hammer back when you realize... no, probably not.
-- you trip over a lawn knome, and say excuse me Mr. Junoir.
-- you get in the car and automatically yell 'PINOS!'.
-- you get perm-banned from the forum, on mulitple accounts, just to start your own blog, so you can STILL whine about how much you dont care about the game.
-- you want to kick the pesky chihuahua next door, that runs up and bites your ankle, then runs away yelping, before you can even turn on it. (and it reminds you of Amiens la Rouge)
-- every time you hit off of a bong, you get uncontrolled laughing fits saying, Willy-BONG.
-- the words, ridiculous, and raceway, always makes you laugh.
-- you remember to make your kids come in the house, because Executor logged in, and you know your kids are young and low lvl, and therefore easy prey.
-- you ARE Southern Filly, and your nightmares, also give you a warm fuzzy feeling, like home.
-- you are Biersi, and your new english phrases include 'fkr', and you use them 24/7 like Elusis and Gringo
-- you are Elusis, and start wearing a cod-piece to work.
(these are jokes people, fkn laugh)

and finally...
-- you go to your mother's house to visit, and greet her at the door with 'hola, fkr'. YES! it has happened.

-- OR, you have (looks down) THIS many chars, you have been playing RO, tooooo looong!
have fun fkrs

[zeevzeev]

whats fkr?

-u lvl up through life

-u post things here that have happened 2 u

-u pay a guy to stand on ur roof with a bow and shoot anyone really short/with pointy ears and blue skin

-when u hear the word goat u think of alsius

[Fightherpath]

When u see a pilar and try to safe.

[zeevzeev]

when u should be doing homework now (me)
when u expect 2 c guards in town.
u go 2 a jewlers and try and steal the enemy gems

[UmarilsStillHere]

When you start sketching items and chars when bored
When you wish for a real life /Ignore
When you try to check your ping in the morning
When you get ran over and ask for a conju
When your Me.

[Fightherpath]

when u make a wild party for hiting 50.