Random, esoteric, obscure, awesomely-bad and otherwise classic B-movies

Kyrottimus · 06-20-2009, 02:33 PM

I was watching this the other day (don't ask, I bought it when I was younger from one of those wal-mart bargain-bin movie racks for a couple bucks because I remember seeing the Anime version of it even younger and was curious about the live-action attempt).

Well, as I was watching the movie, a more apropos title filled my thoughts. Here is the new title (with some of my quick and dirty photoshop skillz):

Can you guess the REAL name of the movie?

Also, if you know any other movies that may fit this title, or better yet obscure B-movies you'd like to add with your own unique titles.

Whatever, it made me laugh so I decided to do it...

(and Devs/Admins...you did say ANY subject

)

Godot · 06-20-2009, 08:57 PM

Fist of the North Star

Mattdoesrock · 06-20-2009, 09:55 PM

Leprechaun 1, Leprechaun 2, Leprechaun 3: In da hood and Leprechaun 4: Lost in space, are some of the best worst movies I've ever seen.

Ulmanyar · 06-20-2009, 10:13 PM

Maybe not the same genre, but: Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

theotherhiveking · 06-20-2009, 10:16 PM

Karate kiddo XVII

Kyrottimus · 06-20-2009, 10:36 PM

Godot is correct!

Steel Dawn with Patric Swayze (2 very bad mullets), Mad Max III: Beyond Thunderdome (Mel Gibson's mullet in the first half and Tina Turner's mullet), umm... yeah these movies would also fit the "Post-Apocalyptic Mullet Battle" title. And an honorable mention goes out to the pre-apocalyptic mullet by the red-haired-mulleted boyhood friend of John Connor in Terminator 2: Judgement Day. (Wtf is it with apocalyptic movies and bad hairstyles?)

Hey, has anyone seen "The Story of Ricky"?

And considering this is an Argentinian-based game development studio, has anyone out there seen the "Plaga Zombie" movies?

El_Naso · 06-20-2009, 11:40 PM

Army of darkness.

A guy with an IQ of an ape with a chainsow for an arm, in the middle ages, aganist an army of undead skeletons. What else could you possibly want?

Inkster · 06-21-2009, 11:52 AM

Umm, this ^^

http://www.sonypictures.com/homevide...etonofcadavra/

Sicker · 06-21-2009, 12:15 PM

big money hustlas, and cradle of fear. rated below "B" probably. really good crappy movies though. BMH is like a comedy. Cradle Of Fear just rips off other stories and makes it into their own kind of horror movie.

El_Naso · 06-21-2009, 01:55 PM

Aso can't stop watching this scene from The Mummy Returns:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfIlM...e=channel_page

Too epic.

06-20-2009, 02:33 PM	#1
Kyrottimus Baron Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montana, U.S.A. Posts: 690	Random, esoteric, obscure, awesomely-bad and otherwise classic B-movies I was watching this the other day (don't ask, I bought it when I was younger from one of those wal-mart bargain-bin movie racks for a couple bucks because I remember seeing the Anime version of it even younger and was curious about the live-action attempt). Well, as I was watching the movie, a more apropos title filled my thoughts. Here is the new title (with some of my quick and dirty photoshop skillz): Can you guess the REAL name of the movie? Also, if you know any other movies that may fit this title, or better yet obscure B-movies you'd like to add with your own unique titles. Whatever, it made me laugh so I decided to do it... (and Devs/Admins...you did say ANY subject ) __________________ Μολὼν λαβέ Kyrottimus: 60 - Barbarian (WM) RIP \|\| Rykor: 60 - Knight (WM) RIP Vanosen Sagesight: 60 - Marksman (WM) RIP \|\| Orykus: 60 - Hunter RIP

06-20-2009, 08:57 PM	#2
Godot Apprentice Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 91	Fist of the North Star __________________ There are 4 things you can never recover: The stone..after the throw. The word..after it's said. The occasion..after it's missed. The time..after it's gone.

06-20-2009, 09:55 PM	#3
Mattdoesrock Count Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: England, UK. Posts: 1,055	Leprechaun 1, Leprechaun 2, Leprechaun 3: In da hood and Leprechaun 4: Lost in space, are some of the best worst movies I've ever seen. __________________ MattdoesJOKE_#40_NOT_FOUND RA / Hor... Haven?

06-20-2009, 10:13 PM	#4
Ulmanyar Initiate Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 231	Maybe not the same genre, but: Killer Clowns from Outer Space. __________________ Ulmanyar Flame of Valhalla Alsius - a few, but we got goats! BAAAAH!

06-20-2009, 10:16 PM	#5
theotherhiveking Count Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,452	Karate kiddo XVII __________________ ⎺⎺⎺⎺⎺⎺⎺⎺⎺⎺

06-20-2009, 10:36 PM	#6
Kyrottimus Baron Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montana, U.S.A. Posts: 690	Godot is correct! Steel Dawn with Patric Swayze (2 very bad mullets), Mad Max III: Beyond Thunderdome (Mel Gibson's mullet in the first half and Tina Turner's mullet), umm... yeah these movies would also fit the "Post-Apocalyptic Mullet Battle" title. And an honorable mention goes out to the pre-apocalyptic mullet by the red-haired-mulleted boyhood friend of John Connor in Terminator 2: Judgement Day. (Wtf is it with apocalyptic movies and bad hairstyles?) Hey, has anyone seen "The Story of Ricky"? And considering this is an Argentinian-based game development studio, has anyone out there seen the "Plaga Zombie" movies? __________________ Μολὼν λαβέ Kyrottimus: 60 - Barbarian (WM) RIP \|\| Rykor: 60 - Knight (WM) RIP Vanosen Sagesight: 60 - Marksman (WM) RIP \|\| Orykus: 60 - Hunter RIP

06-20-2009, 11:40 PM	#7
El_Naso Baron Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not studying Posts: 675	Army of darkness. A guy with an IQ of an ape with a chainsow for an arm, in the middle ages, aganist an army of undead skeletons. What else could you possibly want? __________________ Naso · Tirador / Tremendo Naso · Cazador / N a s o · Conju Ligeramente ocupado _ Last edited by El_Naso; 06-21-2009 at 01:51 PM. Reason: damn midnight spelling >.<

06-21-2009, 11:52 AM	#8
Inkster Count Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Arse firmly glued to Ra Posts: 1,042	Umm, this ^^ http://www.sonypictures.com/homevide...etonofcadavra/ __________________ Follow me on facebook https://www.facebook.com/lomgom/

06-21-2009, 12:15 PM	#9
Sicker Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: trash can Posts: 45	big money hustlas, and cradle of fear. rated below "B" probably. really good crappy movies though. BMH is like a comedy. Cradle Of Fear just rips off other stories and makes it into their own kind of horror movie. Last edited by Sicker; 06-21-2009 at 12:29 PM.

06-21-2009, 01:55 PM	#10
El_Naso Baron Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not studying Posts: 675	Aso can't stop watching this scene from The Mummy Returns: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfIlM...e=channel_page Too epic. __________________ Naso · Tirador / Tremendo Naso · Cazador / N a s o · Conju Ligeramente ocupado _