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Dannboy · 07-12-2009, 02:19 PM

Step 74.
Your girlfriend comes home and eats her fried kitten disguised like a pot roast.

Orimae · 07-12-2009, 03:39 PM

Step 75: Aquire new girlfriend as the last one just died of poisoned cat poisoning.

oh and get a shovel

Immune · 07-15-2009, 03:49 AM

Step 76: Go to your local shovel store, hoping you can simply rent the shovel rather than buy one.

ArcticWolf · 07-15-2009, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immune

Step 76: Go to your local shovel store, hoping you can simply rent the shovel rather than buy one.

Step 78: Go to the Police Station and report that your poisoned cat killed your girlfriend.

Sicker · 07-15-2009, 05:56 AM

step 79: delete any step(s) you have posted in this thread.
(seriously do it)

lord_dvl · 07-15-2009, 12:12 PM

Step 80: GOTO 1

UmarilsStillHere · 07-15-2009, 12:40 PM

Step 81: read this step,

Kyrottimus · 07-15-2009, 03:19 PM

Step 82: Watch your step.

Dannboy · 07-15-2009, 10:56 PM

Step 83:
You walk carefully to not trip on step 82. Then you realise step 83 has an Edge on it and you fall on your ass and start yelling about how painful it is. ^^

dani-o · 07-16-2009, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dannboy

Step 83:
You walk carefully to not trip on step 82. Then you realise step 83 has an Edge on it and you fall on your ass and start yelling about how painful it is. ^^

step 84: think a good non-homosexual and believable excuse, for getting stitches in your ass, and say it to the pretty nurse.

07-12-2009, 02:19 PM	#61
Dannboy Initiate Join Date: May 2008 Location: With DB on the top of Mount Doom were Sauron lives. Posts: 206	Step 74. Your girlfriend comes home and eats her fried kitten disguised like a pot roast. __________________ Dannboy, Horus Knight lv 50 Ignis After two years The Cake Is A Lie _But there's no sense crying over every mistake. We just keep on trying till we run out of cake.

07-12-2009, 03:39 PM	#62
Orimae Initiate Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 222	Step 75: Aquire new girlfriend as the last one just died of poisoned cat poisoning. oh and get a shovel __________________ Φ Operation Repo Φ

07-15-2009, 03:49 AM	#63
Immune Master Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: New York Posts: 279	Step 76: Go to your local shovel store, hoping you can simply rent the shovel rather than buy one. __________________ This is a lie.

07-15-2009, 12:12 PM	#66
lord_dvl Baron Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here, there and everywere..... Posts: 890	Step 80: GOTO 1 __________________ Ka'pla - Lonely Soldier Boy A computer program is scanning the Web, searching for one man's obituary. Only then will it activate... Durante eras.... la paz reinó en estas vastas tierras.... antes del desastre.... antes..... de la guerra.

07-15-2009, 12:40 PM	#67
UmarilsStillHere Marquis Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: England Posts: 2,419	Step 81: read this step, __________________ Faith 50 Barb Faithless 50 Lock Umaril 45 Conju Kailas 45 Marks Pel 45 Knight I N Q U I S I T I O N

07-15-2009, 05:56 AM	#65
Sicker Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: trash can Posts: 45	step 79: delete any step(s) you have posted in this thread. (seriously do it)

07-15-2009, 03:19 PM	#68
Kyrottimus Baron Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montana, U.S.A. Posts: 690	Step 82: Watch your step. __________________ Μολὼν λαβέ Kyrottimus: 60 - Barbarian (WM) RIP \|\| Rykor: 60 - Knight (WM) RIP Vanosen Sagesight: 60 - Marksman (WM) RIP \|\| Orykus: 60 - Hunter RIP

07-15-2009, 10:56 PM	#69
Dannboy Initiate Join Date: May 2008 Location: With DB on the top of Mount Doom were Sauron lives. Posts: 206	Step 83: You walk carefully to not trip on step 82. Then you realise step 83 has an Edge on it and you fall on your ass and start yelling about how painful it is. ^^ __________________ Dannboy, Horus Knight lv 50 Ignis After two years The Cake Is A Lie _But there's no sense crying over every mistake. We just keep on trying till we run out of cake.