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nevergiveup · 08-08-2009, 09:38 PM

Step 95:
Eat more cake. Use the nurse as a table if necessary.

Inkster · 08-08-2009, 09:44 PM

Step 96: Phone Doctor, as the cake contained ex-lax choc chips

nevergiveup · 08-08-2009, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inkster

Step 96: Phone Doctor, as the cake contained ex-lax choc chips

Step 97: Sue the cake store.

Bladnoch · 08-08-2009, 10:19 PM

Step 98: Use the money you got from suing the cake store to buy yet more cake!

Orimae · 08-08-2009, 11:10 PM

step 99: Use rest of money to hire personal trainer as you have grown a fat ass due to cake consumption.

Or buy more of the cake with laxative choc chips.

Immune · 08-08-2009, 11:20 PM

Step 100: This step will self destruct. Find a bomb shelter... or a cake shelter.

nevergiveup · 08-09-2009, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immune

Step 100: This step will self destruct. Find a bomb shelter... or a cake shelter.

Step 101:
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Arafails · 08-09-2009, 02:07 AM

Step 102: Binary chatter will not save you from the wrath of the nurse's partner. Incidentally, I think that "cake" you ate came from the bedpan...

ArcticWolf · 08-09-2009, 02:22 AM

Step 103: Write a binary encoder/decoder in Python and post it.

Torin_Ironfist · 08-09-2009, 03:08 AM

Step 104: Loophole step.

08-08-2009, 09:44 PM	#82
Inkster Count Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Arse firmly glued to Ra Posts: 1,042	Step 96: Phone Doctor, as the cake contained ex-lax choc chips __________________ Follow me on facebook https://www.facebook.com/lomgom/

08-08-2009, 11:10 PM	#85
Orimae Initiate Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 222	step 99: Use rest of money to hire personal trainer as you have grown a fat ass due to cake consumption. Or buy more of the cake with laxative choc chips. __________________ Φ Operation Repo Φ

08-08-2009, 11:20 PM	#86
Immune Master Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: New York Posts: 279	Step 100: This step will self destruct. Find a bomb shelter... or a cake shelter. __________________ This is a lie.

08-09-2009, 02:07 AM	#88
Arafails Baron Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Not where it looks like, to either of us. Posts: 706	Step 102: Binary chatter will not save you from the wrath of the nurse's partner. Incidentally, I think that "cake" you ate came from the bedpan... __________________ If you can't detect sarcasm yourself, please pay attention when it's pointed out to you. Arathael :: Wyrd Sceote :: Gwn M'ger — Soul Taker, Imperial Guard of Ignis

08-09-2009, 02:22 AM	#89
ArcticWolf Duke Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: 0x00CAFE Posts: 3,366	Step 103: Write a binary encoder/decoder in Python and post it. __________________ I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.

08-08-2009, 09:38 PM	#81
nevergiveup Secondary account Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 14	Step 95: Eat more cake. Use the nurse as a table if necessary.

08-08-2009, 10:19 PM	#84
Bladnoch Initiate Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: England Posts: 199	Step 98: Use the money you got from suing the cake store to buy yet more cake!

08-09-2009, 03:08 AM	#90
Torin_Ironfist Secondary account Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome Posts: 212	Step 104: Loophole step.