Chuck Norris lines

Brother-brian · 08-28-2009, 09:41 PM

I just love these.

I have seen many threads in other forums where they just copy-paste from the chuck norris websites.

I would like to see some originality in these, as they can really be pretty funny.

I'll go first:

Whoop-Ass opens cans of Chuck Norris.

DkySven · 08-28-2009, 10:01 PM

I like this site very much:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Dannboy · 08-29-2009, 08:14 AM

Chuck Norris can taste the difference between "I can't believe it's not butter" and ordinary butter.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can play Regnum Online without lagging.

Brother-brian · 08-29-2009, 02:00 PM

Chuck Norris can tug on Superman's cape, spit into the wind, pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger AND kick Jim AND Slim's @$$..... all at the same time.

_dracus_ · 08-31-2009, 11:15 AM

Chuck Norris can defeat an archer

Mattdoesrock · 08-31-2009, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _dracus_

Chuck Norris can defeat an archer

Torg_Snowflake · 08-31-2009, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _dracus_

Chuck Norris can defeat an archer

... with a warlock.

_dracus_ · 08-31-2009, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torg_Snowflake

... with a warlock.

No with a mage, Chuck Norris doesn't need subclass!

Brother-brian · 09-01-2009, 12:57 PM

Chuck Norris kills so fast, everyone else just thinks its lag on their end.

UmarilsStillHere · 09-01-2009, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DkySven

I like this site very much:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Rofl, Epic site

Also...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOIRJi1YWY8

08-28-2009, 09:41 PM	#1
Brother-brian Master Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 271	Chuck Norris lines I just love these. I have seen many threads in other forums where they just copy-paste from the chuck norris websites. I would like to see some originality in these, as they can really be pretty funny. I'll go first: Whoop-Ass opens cans of Chuck Norris.

08-28-2009, 10:01 PM	#2
DkySven Marquis Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,076	I like this site very much: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ __________________ Dky Sven, level 54 knight (Ra) Valhalla Dky the Goat, level 35 conjurer(Ra) Dky Sven, level 51 knight(Horus) Something

08-29-2009, 08:14 AM	#3
Dannboy Initiate Join Date: May 2008 Location: With DB on the top of Mount Doom were Sauron lives. Posts: 206	Chuck Norris can taste the difference between "I can't believe it's not butter" and ordinary butter. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can play Regnum Online without lagging. __________________ Dannboy, Horus Knight lv 50 Ignis After two years The Cake Is A Lie _But there's no sense crying over every mistake. We just keep on trying till we run out of cake.

08-31-2009, 11:15 AM	#5
_dracus_ Count Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toulouse Posts: 1,335	Chuck Norris can defeat an archer __________________ « Thanks all, you are right I'm great with the barbarian ... for killing mobs. » -- Athena Stillwater

08-29-2009, 02:00 PM	#4
Brother-brian Master Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 271	Chuck Norris can tug on Superman's cape, spit into the wind, pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger AND kick Jim AND Slim's @$$..... all at the same time.

09-01-2009, 12:57 PM	#9
Brother-brian Master Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 271	Chuck Norris kills so fast, everyone else just thinks its lag on their end.