Disturbing meat thing - Page 4

Arafails · 10-29-2009, 12:16 AM

I'm sorry, it was me. I'm using my matter teleporting device for evil, not good. It's kangaroo meat. I tear chunks of flesh off the creature and teleport them at random, but the machine seems to get stuck on your place of residence. I think it likes you.

But no, seriously? That's bizarre. Do you have a web camera? You could set up a motion-detection thing on it to save space, and....

backe · 10-29-2009, 01:38 AM

You should invest in a few of these.

Mrreality13 · 10-29-2009, 01:52 AM

ok try this every night b4 you sleep get duct tape and seal every edge around your doors ans windows?

ncvr · 10-29-2009, 04:33 AM

It's highly unlikely to be any kind of animal if the meat is left in a precise shape (you said a circle, square and rectangle?), but it is also unlikely that it was bought if it has an excessive amount of fat. As was said before, I think that the best things to do are either put a layer of flour on the floor or to pull an all-nighter.

Or someone with de Clerambault's syndrome is having delusions (other than that) and thinks you like that kind of meat

Pizdzius · 10-29-2009, 06:13 AM

Thanks people for treating it like a joke, I see no help ;P

Go set a bunch of cameras yourself! Yeah and with a moving detector too! Find me that kind of money.

Meh it's probably something stupid and obvious like bringing the damn meat of my boots...

Froste · 10-29-2009, 09:32 AM

Well, I have no advice on your invisible meat planters to offer, but if you collect enough of the meat maybe I can advice you on what to do with it:

http://www.hatsofmeat.com

Cheers!

Laeloth_Claireplaine · 10-29-2009, 10:11 AM

OK. Generally, in those kind of case, the simpler explanation is the right one. No ghosts, alien activities, spatial distortion or whatever. So don't worry too much about that, it has an explanation involving no possibilities of harm for you (it would already had been the case, otherwise).

Considering that there's no access through your door, that you keep your windows shut during the day or have no holes in your walls where any animal can come in ; considering too that you don't have this kind of meat in your house and that nobody of your acquaintance have brought it neither, then I see two possibilities : you bring those little pieces of meat inadvertently (stuck under your shoes, most certainly) or somebody else bring it in the same way.

I will now try to develop some hypothesis on who is this "somebody else", as the reason why you find those chunks of meat at some distance of your door in the morning, with explanations of its size and state.

Somebody else ? Oo -> It can be a friend of yours, ofc, but I have someone particularly in mind : your lessor (I'm not sure about the term. I mean the one renting you the apartment). If the phenomena appears only once a month or two, couldn't it be your lessor entering the place to see if everything is alright ? (a commendable but illegal intention...)
Or maybe have you given a spare set of your keys to one of your relative ? (always useful if you loose your keys)

Why tf chunks of meat there ? oO -> this part may be tricky but could explain why. Let's suppose that "somebody" brought it here inadvertently, possibly stuck under his shoes. He opens the door, wipes his shoes on your doormat, enters and closes the door. While scrubbing his shoes, the movement makes the stuck meat arriving to some centimeters inside the place. When the door is finally shut, the meat is trapped on the bottom of the door (where you can find it as if it was shoved inside - case one).
Now, let's imagine that the meat is stuck on you door - as seen in the previous case. After a day of work, you come back home, open your door and close it. The stuck meat is torn off from your door while you close it, explaining why you find it at almost a meter away from the door - case two.
Those two cases offers also an explanation for the dried state of the meat.

Merf... so why bacon-like meat, or those strange sizes ? -.- -> IIRC, you have a pizzaiolo down your street, uh ? There are several ways why "somebody" would find himself with a piece of bacon under his shoes, I think ^^.

Pfff... and why do I find it only in the morning while there was nothing in the evening, smartass ? -> no need to be rude, c'mon :O. Either, you can't see it because it's too dark when you enter back home, don't "want" to see it or simply don't pay attention to it.

Remember, those are just hypothesis, just ways to reassure you. But I repeat : don't be so troubled by that, it has a reasonable, inoffensive and definitive explanation ^^ (and, somehow, I won't be surprised if Ameer had something to do with it !

).

XXX

-Edge- · 10-29-2009, 10:57 AM

Time for...
CSI: Fisgael Edition!

Can I make a video :> ?

dani-o · 10-29-2009, 11:24 AM

i think that a butcher nearby have a huge crash on you, and is trying to buy your love with dry meat.

i would like to help you but i got a mistery on my own too, sometimes i found at my door, red wax and i asume is from used candles, esoteric bastards.

klixon · 10-29-2009, 11:36 AM

/me read the topic-title and expected a very different thread

10-29-2009, 12:16 AM	#31
Arafails Baron Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Not where it looks like, to either of us. Posts: 706	I'm sorry, it was me. I'm using my matter teleporting device for evil, not good. It's kangaroo meat. I tear chunks of flesh off the creature and teleport them at random, but the machine seems to get stuck on your place of residence. I think it likes you. But no, seriously? That's bizarre. Do you have a web camera? You could set up a motion-detection thing on it to save space, and.... __________________ If you can't detect sarcasm yourself, please pay attention when it's pointed out to you. Arathael :: Wyrd Sceote :: Gwn M'ger — Soul Taker, Imperial Guard of Ignis

10-29-2009, 01:52 AM	#33
Mrreality13 Apprentice Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: in a NOMAM meeting atm Posts: 82	ok try this every night b4 you sleep get duct tape and seal every edge around your doors ans windows? __________________ never approach a computer thinking"this will just take a minute"-- 59 barb- main//conj 50 parked//40 knight parked

10-29-2009, 06:13 AM	#35
Pizdzius Baron Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Polish Side of RA Posts: 779	Thanks people for treating it like a joke, I see no help ;P Go set a bunch of cameras yourself! Yeah and with a moving detector too! Find me that kind of money. Meh it's probably something stupid and obvious like bringing the damn meat of my boots... __________________ Pizdzius Swedzioszek Leader of CBA Regnum Comic <- my Regnum Comic , RSS version -> RSS (if you wish to contact me on my other realm character: Ignis - Josephine)

10-29-2009, 09:32 AM	#36
Froste Baron Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Svea Rike Posts: 814	Well, I have no advice on your invisible meat planters to offer, but if you collect enough of the meat maybe I can advice you on what to do with it: http://www.hatsofmeat.com Cheers! __________________ *Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...*

10-29-2009, 10:11 AM	#37
Laeloth_Claireplaine Pledge Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: France (yes, everywhere in France. We have relations. And we know where you live) Posts: 37	OK. Generally, in those kind of case, the simpler explanation is the right one. No ghosts, alien activities, spatial distortion or whatever. So don't worry too much about that, it has an explanation involving no possibilities of harm for you (it would already had been the case, otherwise). Considering that there's no access through your door, that you keep your windows shut during the day or have no holes in your walls where any animal can come in ; considering too that you don't have this kind of meat in your house and that nobody of your acquaintance have brought it neither, then I see two possibilities : you bring those little pieces of meat inadvertently (stuck under your shoes, most certainly) or somebody else bring it in the same way. I will now try to develop some hypothesis on who is this "somebody else", as the reason why you find those chunks of meat at some distance of your door in the morning, with explanations of its size and state. Somebody else ? Oo -> It can be a friend of yours, ofc, but I have someone particularly in mind : your lessor (I'm not sure about the term. I mean the one renting you the apartment). If the phenomena appears only once a month or two, couldn't it be your lessor entering the place to see if everything is alright ? (a commendable but illegal intention...) Or maybe have you given a spare set of your keys to one of your relative ? (always useful if you loose your keys) Why tf chunks of meat there ? oO -> this part may be tricky but could explain why. Let's suppose that "somebody" brought it here inadvertently, possibly stuck under his shoes. He opens the door, wipes his shoes on your doormat, enters and closes the door. While scrubbing his shoes, the movement makes the stuck meat arriving to some centimeters inside the place. When the door is finally shut, the meat is trapped on the bottom of the door (where you can find it as if it was shoved inside - case one). Now, let's imagine that the meat is stuck on you door - as seen in the previous case. After a day of work, you come back home, open your door and close it. The stuck meat is torn off from your door while you close it, explaining why you find it at almost a meter away from the door - case two. Those two cases offers also an explanation for the dried state of the meat. Merf... so why bacon-like meat, or those strange sizes ? -.- -> IIRC, you have a pizzaiolo down your street, uh ? There are several ways why "somebody" would find himself with a piece of bacon under his shoes, I think ^^. Pfff... and why do I find it only in the morning while there was nothing in the evening, smartass ? -> no need to be rude, c'mon :O. Either, you can't see it because it's too dark when you enter back home, don't "want" to see it or simply don't pay attention to it. Remember, those are just hypothesis, just ways to reassure you. But I repeat : don't be so troubled by that, it has a reasonable, inoffensive and definitive explanation ^^ (and, somehow, I won't be surprised if Ameer had something to do with it ! ). XXX __________________ Laeloth Claireplaine Wood elf Conjurer, Prince of "Les Gaulois . French Warriors of Syrtis" Laelin Claireplaine Wood elf Hunter, Prince, Same clan ! Razorbill Alturian Knight, Prince, Same clan !

10-29-2009, 01:38 AM	#32
backe Initiate Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 222	You should invest in a few of these.

10-29-2009, 04:33 AM	#34
ncvr Marquis Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 2,439	It's highly unlikely to be any kind of animal if the meat is left in a precise shape (you said a circle, square and rectangle?), but it is also unlikely that it was bought if it has an excessive amount of fat. As was said before, I think that the best things to do are either put a layer of flour on the floor or to pull an all-nighter. Or someone with de Clerambault's syndrome is having delusions (other than that) and thinks you like that kind of meat

10-29-2009, 10:57 AM	#38
-Edge- Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Łódż, Poland Posts: 1,506	Time for... CSI: Fisgael Edition! Can I make a video :> ?

10-29-2009, 11:24 AM	#39
dani-o Duke Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: gracias kailer por los -38 de karma ¬¬ ... De nada. Kailer Posts: 3,917	i think that a butcher nearby have a huge crash on you, and is trying to buy your love with dry meat. i would like to help you but i got a mistery on my own too, sometimes i found at my door, red wax and i asume is from used candles, esoteric bastards. __________________ if you can shot from a 40mts range, and actually move faster than a class that can only attack you from 1.5 mts... how in the world are those guys going to be able even reach you? -chilko-

10-29-2009, 11:36 AM	#40
klixon Initiate Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Paddo's plukken Posts: 149	/me read the topic-title and expected a very different thread __________________ We'll force you to be nice to each other. Kill you, before you kill each other. Violent pacification!