Your Favourite Noob Story

Rahj39 · 02-24-2010, 11:37 PM

I started playing in Ignis as a dark elf mage. My 2nd day I read a message on the main chat: "We are being invaded. ALL TO SAMAL". Me being a team player promptly ran from the noob zone, into the safe zone and out into the warzone as a lv5 mage.

It took me so much time to make the journey I ended up arriving at Samal the exact moment the fort door had been broken and the players were mopping up the survivors and taking the flag. So yeap picture this. A lv5 mage standing infront of Samal with a group of lv50s ready to take on the Sytris horde.

Why I ended up leaving Ignis a couple of hours later and going to Sytris is another noob story but I'll save that for another thread.

VandaMan · 02-24-2010, 11:45 PM

Cool story bro!

Altara · 02-24-2010, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by VandaMan

Cool story bro!

backe · 02-25-2010, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Altara

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Awww...come on, I already posted that....

FYP

veluchami · 02-25-2010, 02:06 AM

I think my and many others' favourite story would be when you click on the shiney teleporter in init zone, land in the warzone and the big wtf that comes after that in confusion.

Mbwana · 02-25-2010, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by veluchami

I think my and many others' favourite story would be when you click on the shiney teleporter in init zone, land in the warzone and the big wtf that comes after that in confusion.

oh, the memory that comes with that:

"Where am I?" after clicking on the shiny thing

*checks map*

"OH MY FRIGGIN-"

but the true horror of this story comes when I did it again, this time in inner realm after some friends said there was a new quest at the other end >.> such nice friends...

Dannboy · 02-25-2010, 04:17 AM

Back when I played on Ra and I was a tiny lv 8 Mage I saw this Conju coming to Allahed monuments and he just stood there and watched me. He had a Mummy with him.
I said Hi and he answered in English, one of the first Non-holas I had ever met in Regnum. I asked where he got the Mummy and he told me that if I killed a Hyena (That stood next to us) then I would drop one. Stupid as I was I tried to kill it and failed. I came back and on the way from the Ressu altar I got someone for follow me by saying some awesome phrase I had learned in Spanish. We(Me and the other noob) tried to kill the Hyena but failed. And failed again. And again. The conju was watching us all along, not healing or anything. He probably resummoned his mummy while we were dead and heading back.
What a awesome day that was.

Kittypretty · 02-25-2010, 07:19 AM

Hmm mine would probably be when I played my first ever char, a hunter.

i had just gotten the camo skill, and was on my way to wz to see how fun it would be.

on my way I encountered 2 spanish guys, who mentioned my name, and "wait" so of course being a noob i did, and for the life of me all I understood were the words" phone" and "sex" "msn" and plsssss.. having no other way to get out of this convo I used camo for the first time ever

I enjoyed watching them running up and down hills looking for me while I ran like mad.

Arkenion · 02-25-2010, 08:41 AM

Omg, the first-teleport to the WZ, good old times <3

I was running around with my brother, with whom I used to grind (up to 35 actually when he stopped because of too many evades, lol). We found this teleporter and clicked it both, of course. My brother had read some things about the warzone in the Internet, but we didn't really know what it was, only that it exists. I can't remember whether back then there was no map or we just didn't know how to activate it (it was around september 07). So we had NO idea where we actually were and just ran around randomly. As it happened, we started seeing a silhouette of a fort and we ran towards it. It was, as you never would've guessed, Samal. Couple of HOLAS were standing there and we asked them how to get back. Unfortunately, none of them spoke English... But they figured out what we were asking for and just pointed towards the gate. So my brother and I ran in that direction and reached the gate, somehow. But then we still didn't know where we were and after about an hour of running around and discovering Medenet, we saw Tomb guards and the Caravan we had found already before (we were already level 15 or so) and then we were at Altaruk and lol-ed a bit

Edit: Oh I thought of another one. A bit later, we found out how to use tah map. And I looked at it a bit more closely and saw the pozo, which on the map looks like a vulcano. I thought omgomg a volcano, /me wantz to see that. So I went to the gate and ran blindly towards pn2, which I thought was a clever move. lol. The first time I died to an aggro cyclops somewhere near Menirah. Second time I actually reached pozo (!!!). Don't ask me how, just don't. I was a bit disappointed but for some reason I found the whole attracting (lol don't get me wrong) and I wondered if there was something down there and... suddenly a warlock appeared and cast lightning on me. So I escaped into the whole. Funny thing was, when I was down there I died of the DoT, but the other warlock followed me down and I watched him try to go up and he failed...

Myxir · 02-25-2010, 09:03 AM

Back in the beta, when Pozo was a bigger hole in the ground...
I was somewhere between 35 and 40. I consider this as a noob story too, cause I was not really god that times back^^
I was hunting there at pozo and found a knight who was grinding there. I attacked him, he was running to pozo but very close to the edge. It was pretty easy falling there accidently. He fell.
I thought "omg, noob, lol". Got a nice position, and fired. Somehow I made a small step forward... I was in the hole too. So he finally killed me :/
... And if the knight did not die from boredom he still sits there today

02-24-2010, 11:37 PM	#1
Rahj39 Pledge Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 10	Your Favourite Noob Story I started playing in Ignis as a dark elf mage. My 2nd day I read a message on the main chat: "We are being invaded. ALL TO SAMAL". Me being a team player promptly ran from the noob zone, into the safe zone and out into the warzone as a lv5 mage. It took me so much time to make the journey I ended up arriving at Samal the exact moment the fort door had been broken and the players were mopping up the survivors and taking the flag. So yeap picture this. A lv5 mage standing infront of Samal with a group of lv50s ready to take on the Sytris horde. Why I ended up leaving Ignis a couple of hours later and going to Sytris is another noob story but I'll save that for another thread.

02-25-2010, 04:17 AM	#7
Dannboy Initiate Join Date: May 2008 Location: With DB on the top of Mount Doom were Sauron lives. Posts: 206	Back when I played on Ra and I was a tiny lv 8 Mage I saw this Conju coming to Allahed monuments and he just stood there and watched me. He had a Mummy with him. I said Hi and he answered in English, one of the first Non-holas I had ever met in Regnum. I asked where he got the Mummy and he told me that if I killed a Hyena (That stood next to us) then I would drop one. Stupid as I was I tried to kill it and failed. I came back and on the way from the Ressu altar I got someone for follow me by saying some awesome phrase I had learned in Spanish. We(Me and the other noob) tried to kill the Hyena but failed. And failed again. And again. The conju was watching us all along, not healing or anything. He probably resummoned his mummy while we were dead and heading back. What a awesome day that was. __________________ Dannboy, Horus Knight lv 50 Ignis After two years The Cake Is A Lie _But there's no sense crying over every mistake. We just keep on trying till we run out of cake.

02-25-2010, 07:19 AM	#8
Kittypretty Baron Join Date: May 2008 Location: Oahu, Hawaii Posts: 697	Hmm mine would probably be when I played my first ever char, a hunter. i had just gotten the camo skill, and was on my way to wz to see how fun it would be. on my way I encountered 2 spanish guys, who mentioned my name, and "wait" so of course being a noob i did, and for the life of me all I understood were the words" phone" and "sex" "msn" and plsssss.. having no other way to get out of this convo I used camo for the first time ever I enjoyed watching them running up and down hills looking for me while I ran like mad. __________________ Taking a break from Regnum due to work leaving me little free time! So my laptop must go for now! (ask me for full details, it is an Alienware Mx18 3rd gen Ivy bridge i73920xm & configured with SLI twin Nvidia 675m, paid 3,330$ asking 2,800$ or 2,400$ + netbook.

02-25-2010, 08:41 AM	#9
Arkenion Master Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Switzerland Posts: 278	Omg, the first-teleport to the WZ, good old times <3 I was running around with my brother, with whom I used to grind (up to 35 actually when he stopped because of too many evades, lol). We found this teleporter and clicked it both, of course. My brother had read some things about the warzone in the Internet, but we didn't really know what it was, only that it exists. I can't remember whether back then there was no map or we just didn't know how to activate it (it was around september 07). So we had NO idea where we actually were and just ran around randomly. As it happened, we started seeing a silhouette of a fort and we ran towards it. It was, as you never would've guessed, Samal. Couple of HOLAS were standing there and we asked them how to get back. Unfortunately, none of them spoke English... But they figured out what we were asking for and just pointed towards the gate. So my brother and I ran in that direction and reached the gate, somehow. But then we still didn't know where we were and after about an hour of running around and discovering Medenet, we saw Tomb guards and the Caravan we had found already before (we were already level 15 or so) and then we were at Altaruk and lol-ed a bit Edit: Oh I thought of another one. A bit later, we found out how to use tah map. And I looked at it a bit more closely and saw the pozo, which on the map looks like a vulcano. I thought omgomg a volcano, /me wantz to see that. So I went to the gate and ran blindly towards pn2, which I thought was a clever move. lol. The first time I died to an aggro cyclops somewhere near Menirah. Second time I actually reached pozo (!!!). Don't ask me how, just don't. I was a bit disappointed but for some reason I found the whole attracting (lol don't get me wrong) and I wondered if there was something down there and... suddenly a warlock appeared and cast lightning on me. So I escaped into the whole. Funny thing was, when I was down there I died of the DoT, but the other warlock followed me down and I watched him try to go up and he failed... __________________ The Immortal Legends: Arkenion \| You cant see me Valhalla: Darkenion, PT caballero degollando a lechugas RA

02-25-2010, 09:03 AM	#10
Myxir Count Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 1,164	Back in the beta, when Pozo was a bigger hole in the ground... I was somewhere between 35 and 40. I consider this as a noob story too, cause I was not really god that times back^^ I was hunting there at pozo and found a knight who was grinding there. I attacked him, he was running to pozo but very close to the edge. It was pretty easy falling there accidently. He fell. I thought "omg, noob, lol". Got a nice position, and fired. Somehow I made a small step forward... I was in the hole too. So he finally killed me :/ ... And if the knight did not die from boredom he still sits there today __________________ French Warriors of Syrtis: Nessa Telrunya (Hunter) - Myxir (Warlock) - Estra (Conjurer) In War it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

02-24-2010, 11:45 PM	#2
VandaMan Baron Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 747	Cool story bro!

02-25-2010, 02:06 AM	#5
veluchami Initiate Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: San Francisco Posts: 117	I think my and many others' favourite story would be when you click on the shiney teleporter in init zone, land in the warzone and the big wtf that comes after that in confusion.