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Arafails · 03-07-2010, 08:28 AM

Step 175:
Having verified, again, that the step number is not prime, go have a coffee.

Immune · 03-07-2010, 03:00 PM

Step 176:
You find a local coffee shop and realize you're still all wet from falling in a stream and probably being chased by the guards. But you know you're safe as long as the step isn't prime. Which it isn't... yet.

UmarilsStillHere · 03-10-2010, 08:02 PM

Step 177:
'Someone' spills coffee in your lap,

Matrak · 03-11-2010, 07:38 PM

Step 178:

Lick your lap because you like coffee.

blood-raven · 03-11-2010, 09:20 PM

step 179:

get a heart attack from to mutch coffee.

Angel_de_Combate · 03-11-2010, 09:37 PM

step 180:

Everyone mourns and we have a nice funeral in your honor (fishfingers and newcastle brown ale) with plenty of the usual 'we knew them well'...etc etc.

Silent_Shadow · 03-11-2010, 09:58 PM

Step 181:

After the funeral, go to a party

Immune · 03-11-2010, 10:28 PM

Step 182:
You wake up in your grave and falcon punch your way to the surface. You're not about to miss a party just because you're dead.

Arafails · 03-11-2010, 11:51 PM

Step 183: Realise that in your rush to have a wake thrown in your honour, you missed a prime number. Tsk, tsk. You also missed one before that because you were having a heart attack.

Gytha_Ogg · 03-12-2010, 12:11 AM

Step 184: Rescind the 'check for primes' rule because it's unfair to Ignis and Alsius.

Only Syrtians can multiply.

03-07-2010, 08:28 AM	#161
Arafails Baron Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Not where it looks like, to either of us. Posts: 706	Step 175: Having verified, again, that the step number is not prime, go have a coffee. __________________ If you can't detect sarcasm yourself, please pay attention when it's pointed out to you. Arathael :: Wyrd Sceote :: Gwn M'ger — Soul Taker, Imperial Guard of Ignis

03-07-2010, 03:00 PM	#162
Immune Master Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: New York Posts: 279	Step 176: You find a local coffee shop and realize you're still all wet from falling in a stream and probably being chased by the guards. But you know you're safe as long as the step isn't prime. Which it isn't... yet. __________________ This is a lie.

03-10-2010, 08:02 PM	#163
UmarilsStillHere Marquis Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: England Posts: 2,419	Step 177: 'Someone' spills coffee in your lap, __________________ Faith 50 Barb Faithless 50 Lock Umaril 45 Conju Kailas 45 Marks Pel 45 Knight I N Q U I S I T I O N

03-11-2010, 07:38 PM	#164
Matrak Pledge Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In Grindland Posts: 17	Step 178: Lick your lap because you like coffee. __________________ "According to the Ignis propaganda machine, all Syrtians are fed compressed evil as baby formula when they're young." -Arafails

03-11-2010, 09:20 PM	#165
blood-raven Master Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Belgium Posts: 561	step 179: get a heart attack from to mutch coffee. __________________ SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAR BEAR NINJA Last edited by blood-raven; 03-16-2010 at 12:03 PM.

03-11-2010, 09:37 PM	#166
Angel_de_Combate Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 440	step 180: Everyone mourns and we have a nice funeral in your honor (fishfingers and newcastle brown ale) with plenty of the usual 'we knew them well'...etc etc.

03-11-2010, 09:58 PM	#167
Silent_Shadow Pledge Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: NH, USA Posts: 31	Step 181: After the funeral, go to a party __________________ Silent Night \| Silent Shadow \| Silent Shade Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ The Dark Side has Cookies. The Cake is a Lie. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

03-11-2010, 10:28 PM	#168
Immune Master Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: New York Posts: 279	Step 182: You wake up in your grave and falcon punch your way to the surface. You're not about to miss a party just because you're dead. __________________ This is a lie.

03-11-2010, 11:51 PM	#169
Arafails Baron Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Not where it looks like, to either of us. Posts: 706	Step 183: Realise that in your rush to have a wake thrown in your honour, you missed a prime number. Tsk, tsk. You also missed one before that because you were having a heart attack. __________________ If you can't detect sarcasm yourself, please pay attention when it's pointed out to you. Arathael :: Wyrd Sceote :: Gwn M'ger — Soul Taker, Imperial Guard of Ignis Last edited by Arafails; 03-11-2010 at 11:52 PM. Reason: OMG TEH FAILZ

03-12-2010, 12:11 AM	#170
Gytha_Ogg Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Valiantly battling at... oops, at Agg save :/ Posts: 253	Step 184: Rescind the 'check for primes' rule because it's unfair to Ignis and Alsius. Only Syrtians can multiply.