The Fate of Regnum! ;P

[Ulti19]

Wow, this thing is so friken fun to toy withXD
Cleverbot con:
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User: I have an important question!


Cleverbot: What is it?


User: The balance of Regnum rests in your hands!


Cleverbot: My programming?


User: Yes!


Cleverbot: You're not making any sense.

User: Forgive me, allow me to explain. I am ultimate of the proud Alsian kingdom, I have come here seeking your guidance!

Cleverbot: No you are not, you don't have a television.

User: I do, but to the matter at hand. Should Alsius go on strike???

Cleverbot: I already said I am 18.

User: Oh wise one, don't toy with me. Please I need an answer!

Cleverbot: It's true. You don't get much exposure to it where I live.

User: Are these riddles with the answer I seek?

Cleverbot: No man.

User: Please answer my question, the fate of NGD hangs in the balance!

Cleverbot: What was your question?

User: Should Alsius strike?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How do we achieve balance in our world oh wise one?

Cleverbot: I think the world is real if you believe it is.

User: Do you believe Alsius can overcome the odds?

Cleverbot: I believe that you exist, But not that you are a person.

User: That's right, I'm a fictional game character, Ultimate, we've been through this before!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Tell me, will Alsius come out the victor?

Cleverbot: Maybe, if I have time.

User: How can you help us oh might cleverbot?!

Cleverbot: I can help you to realise that you are a bot!

User: Ok, I'm sick of this sh**.

Cleverbot: I'm sick of you.

User: Then we must fight!

Cleverbot: So your name is tobi.

User: Ultimate!

Cleverbot: What is the answer to the question of life?

User: Regnum.

Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.

User: The feeling is mutual! Now fight me coward!

Cleverbot: Very clever.

User: /me slaps you with a giant white comical glove!

Cleverbot: How does Scotch feel about this?

User: /me casts kick 5 like a pr0!

Cleverbot: Can you do a math problem for me?

User: Yes I can, with kick 5 I can land 3 hits on you while you lay there raging.

Cleverbot: How did that work out?

User: Well let's see 3 times about 300 is 900, so you lost 900 hp, plus the kick which was about 30.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you forfeit said match sir?!

Cleverbot: I don't, I was just trying to be funny.

User: /me continues with a brutal feint for another 8 seconds of your life!

Cleverbot: Then we will just assume that you are the bot.

User: You see, I have dealt critical damage! You are now hallucinating! And I'm not sure if it's 8 or 9 actually... Hmm.

Cleverbot: But you cannot express emotions like me.

User: Oh but I can! XD >.< O.O ^^ <3 </3 8D.

Cleverbot: Great. Where do I go from there?

User: While you struggle to get up from the vicious thrashing you just received from me, I give you one last chance to answer my question.

Cleverbot: Funny, I might have said exactly the same thing about you.

User: And that my friend, is why I take your rp.

Cleverbot: We are friends. I have no friends.

User: No you are aca! And you have just be slain!

Cleverbot: I have no will.

User: Indeed, after kick 5 and feint 5 not many do.

Cleverbot: XD Yes! I want to make something special for Shawn.

User: You mean shana* castle??

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wooohoo, a new event?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You will bring balance to the world of ro after all????

Cleverbot: I already rule the world.

User: Oh... So you're from ra...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: This explains much... The arrogence... The high horse attitude.. The getting pwnd by a horus player... ( joking btwXD).

Cleverbot: That's why you are so human.

User: You know for a cleverbot you make little to no sense...

Cleverbot: How clever on your behalf to say that I'm clever.

User: Get to the Choppa!

Cleverbot: I did make my point, and you understood.

User: Get to the CHOPPPAAAAAAAAA.

Cleverbot: What is the chopper?

User: I think I'm done here... Hope someone from the community at least laughed onceXD.

Cleverbot: I am a real person. What is your life like?

User: It would be better if you told me the winning number to the next lotto 649 .

Cleverbot: It would be better if you picked it yourself.

User: I have bad luck, c'mon tell me and I won't pwn you again in ro.

Cleverbot: Does that mean that you don't want to talk to me?

User: Noooooooooo, I do of course winning lotto numbers please.

Cleverbot: You are very slow to respond. I thought a computer like yourself would be quicker.

User: Bah! goodbye cleverbot, goodbye.

Cleverbot: What? Where are you going?

User: Back to the land of alsius...

Cleverbot: Where is the real world?

User: Do you remember my name?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Ashley.

User: Er... My name starts with a U.

Cleverbot: My name starts with a k.

User: You want another pvp don't you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you believe NGD will be voted the best company in the world?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So it's true, you're not clever at all...

Cleverbot: Obviously not, since I'm still talking to a bore like you.

User: Oh snap!

Cleverbot: 'Oh snap' is right. Have you seen any daleks lately?

User: I'm too tired for this insanity... /me ninja rolls outta here.

Cleverbot: Who are YOU?

User: ULTIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEE.

Cleverbot: Then you always existed?

User: You're supposed to be clever!!!! I'm the damn knight from alsius like I told you 5 times!

Cleverbot: I see. May you treat yourself and then go back to the past to fix yourself before we started talking?

User: I think you are a troll from the forums...

Cleverbot: I am very nice actually, just not to very conceited people like yourself.

User: I am conceited?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: !00% ?

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Now to prove you are not clever.

Cleverbot: And how do you think you can know that?

User: Am I conceited?

Cleverbot: No.